Opposition players you are glad aren't on your team

Sizzler

I'll kick it off with Dirk Kuyt*

But if I wasn't a Utd supporter I'd be saying Darren Fletcher, I mean WTF ! Hold on.....I should still be saying WTF

*Kuyt will probably go and get a hat trick this weekend.

whatawaster

Kuyt is a very good player. He is just playing awful at the moment.

I'd have to go for Ashley Cole.

gucci

Titus bramble or most of the Newcastle defenders of the last 5 or 6 years.

meditraitor

Michael Carrick

Not because he is a bad player, but for €18.5m and his weekly wage you could get 2 equally good midfielders. I would hate to see money wasted like that.

yom 1

As a pool fan I was as happy as a pig in ****e the day Diouf walked away from our club - I'm only disgusted he was ever associated with us.

Other players worth a mention are

Gary Neville - no justification needed
Drogba - disgrace of a man
Jenas - Cant believe he still gets his game for spurs, just dont rate him at all
Titus Bramble - What an illusionist. To trick so many people into thinking he can play football is phenominal

Xavi6

meditraitor wrote: »

Michael Carrick

Not because he is a bad player, but for €18.5m and his weekly wage you could get 2 equally good midfielders. I would hate to see money wasted like that.

Who do you support? To be fair every team wastes money at some point or other.

As for the opposition players, well can't look past James Collins of West Ham. He's sh1t and ginger.

Mitch Connor

Robbie Savage
Jamie Carrager
Ashley Cole
Lee Bowyer
Lucas Neil
Ben Thatcher
Danny Mills
Joey Barton

RE*AC*TOR

C. Ronaldo - huge amount of talent, but his ego is bigger. Almost seems pissed off when the team do well without him being the centre of it.

Sizzler

Tauren wrote: »

Robbie Savage
Jamie Carrager
Ashley Cole
Lee Bowyer
Lucas Neil
Ben Thatcher
Danny Mills
Joey Barton

Bit of a pattern there

Xavi6

Tauren wrote: »

Robbie Savage
Jamie Carrager
Ashley Cole
Lee Bowyer
Lucas Neil
Ben Thatcher
Danny Mills
Joey Barton

Ah I wouldn't agree with that. Every team needs a knacker.

All of them on the one team would be interesting though!

Mitch Connor

Sizzler wrote: »

Bit of a pattern there

yeah - i was just going to list the liverpool squad....

Mr Alan

Excuse me...Jamie Carragher is a fine upstanding citizen!

for me it would have to be.......

Drogba - Excellent player, but the guy really is a disgrace-everything thats wrong with the modern game he epitomises (spelling?), greed-theatrics etc
Tim Cahill - As Noel Gallagher said, he just has the kind of face you'd love to box all day long.
Diouf - great shout by whoever made it above.
Neville - For obvious reasons.

ciaran76

Sissoko
Diouf
Savage
Bellamy
Bowyer
Barton
Ashley Cole
Thatcher
Bramble

Green Giant

El Hadji Diouf
Salif Diao
Bernard Diomede
Djibril Cisse
Abdoulaye Faye
Benoit Assou-Ekotto
Fabio Bilica
Facundo Sava

That's all I can think of for now

SectionF

Alan Reynolds, although I'm not sure he qualifies under the term 'player'.

ibh

Jens Lehmann - He's crap and he's also a tool.

Agree with Jenas, he is over rated.

Wes Brown - Just don't thinks he very good. I don't think he would have been capped by England if he played for a smaller club.

Joey Barton
Frank Lampard
John Terry
Carragher
Pennant
Trevor Sinclair
Robbie Fowler
Michael Owen (injuries)
Ashley Cole
Gallas
Michael Ball
Ben Thatcher
Lehmann

yahoo_moe

Diomansay Kamara would probably be one of my main ones. Oh, and Mido and Jermaine Pennant too.

ibh

Forgot about Pennant. He'd be on mine as well even though i'm a pool fan. Hate him..

mike65

Paul Robinson
Almost every Newcastle defender since 1977 (approx)

Mike.

Pepe LeFrits

Several of the best players in the world? You may not like them, but you wouldn't say no to having them in your side.

I'd suggest (for varying reasons):

Robbie Savage
Hossam Ghaly
Julio Baptista
Paul Robinson
Pascal Cygan
El-Hadji Diouf
Craig Bellamy
Jermaine Pennant
Emmanuel Eboue (ah crap...)

Chardee MacDennis

Neville
Scholes
Lampard
Bramble
Saha
Cahill
Osman
Weir
Lehman
Robinson
A. Reid
Flethcer
Savage
Dyer

This list could get very long very fast...

DerKaiser

yom 1 wrote: »

Drogba - disgrace of a man

Typical bitter scouser, Drogba worth three times your entire team,
players I would not like to have, let's just start with the entire 'pool team, bar Riise

gucci

DerKaiser wrote: »

Typical bitter scouser, Drogba worth three times your entire team,
players I would not like to have, let's just start with the entire 'pool team, bar Riise

What?? Have you watched any games in the last two years?? Not sure how many would take Riise for theyre team......

Attractive Nun

Michael Brown. Hate the guy.

In defense of this -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4n3Nutns0I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OU_7A5CDEOA

That's just for starters. I also remember, for some reason, him blatantly fouling Ronaldo in the box, somehow not giving away a penalty, and then goading Ronaldo for diving. That really annoyed me. I really really can't stand the guy.

Luckily he's **** too so I wouldn't want him in my team anyway.

Mr Alan

ha ha ha Riise is muck! clueless

PHB

Bellamy and Barton would be top of my list.

Wait sorry, I just saw Scholes, how could anyone not like that guy?

Mr Alan

Pretty sure Alonso doesnt like him after the Anfield game last year when he threw a punch?

RE*AC*TOR

PHB wrote: »

Bellamy and Barton would be top of my list.

Wait sorry, I just saw Scholes, how could anyone not like that guy?

I don't understand that myself - he seems one of the more sound UTD players.

cson

That Michael Brown is a nasty piece of work indeed (Not often I have sympathy for a ManYoo player, but ffs the malice in that tackle on Giggs).

Cashley Cole, Manny Eboue, Robbie Savage, Ade Akinbiyi, Titus Bramble etc etc

Mr Alan

I have nothing against Scoles tbh, was an excellent player,seems like he has his head screwed on. But there is a bit of a nasty streak in him, Utd fans (incl PHB) like to put it down to to his inability to tackle, but the Alonso attempted punch last year was bang out of order and that excuse cant be used, so i could understand why some people could not like him.

DerKaiser

Mr Alan wrote: »

ha ha ha Riise is muck! clueless

He'd do a job for us, but, to be honest, he wouldn't make it into the first team

Mr Alan

who is "us"? Utd? Chelsea?

mike65

I'm guessing Derby County.

Mike.

DerKaiser

Given my angry defence of Drogba, Port Vale
Chelsea

Mr Alan

Ok Derkeiser, well this is a veiled compliment to your team BUT Riise is not good enough for Chelsea, back up for back up maybe!

Unearthly

This is a tough question, there are plenty of players I dislike but would welcome them with open arms if they decided to move. So I'll mention the people I dislike and don't rate.

Diouf
Bellamy
Bowyer
Lehmann

pd101

Off the top of my head,

Savage
Sissoko
Kalou
Lehmann
Mills
Ibrahimovich

Melion

DerKaiser wrote: »

Typical bitter scouser, Drogba worth three times your entire team,
players I would not like to have, let's just start with the entire 'pool team, bar Riise

Really, he's worth 3 times more than our entire team? Torres cost £25m, thats more than Drogba cost. And he's a far better player than that diving waste of oxygen.

As for who i wouldnt like to see in a liverpool shirt:

Gary Neville
John O'Shea
Cristiano Ronaldo
Ben Thatcher

LOTTOWINNER

Harry Kewell (big time Charlie)
Phil Neville (brainless)
John O'Shea (can play many positions but no position very well)

Mr. Presentable

Boumsong. How come nobody said Boumsong? Is it because he can't be taken seriously as a defender?

Sizzler

whatawaster wrote: »

Kuyt is a very good player. He is just playing awful at the moment.

He got 14 goals last season ( I stand to be corrected on that one) And its now the 1st week in November and he has 2 penalties and a tap in to his name. He's player for a top side remember and look the rate of return, imagine how bad he would do in a struggling team :eek:

A few people have said Eboue...why

Melion

Melion wrote: »

As for who i wouldnt like to see in a liverpool shirt:


Cristiano Ronaldo

Really? I bet if he signed you'd be delighted with yourself. Not that you'll ever admit it but u and I both know that if he played for you's itd be nothing but a good thing from the football perspective since you'd have a player who can score goals and beat a man (but not hit a free kick). Who cares what hes like as a person. i dotn care that Gary Neville is a grumpy git, he's as solid a right back as u will get. Thats all that should matter.

Melion

Deleted User wrote: »

Really? I bet if he signed you'd be delighted with yourself. Not that you'll ever admit it but u and I both know that if he played for you's itd be nothing but a good thing from the football perspective since you'd have a player who can score goals and beat a man (but not hit a free kick). Who cares what hes like as a person. i dotn care that Gary Neville is a grumpy git, he's as solid a right back as u will get. Thats all that should matter.

Id rather have a player who doesnt think he is bigger than the team(and dont try to be smart and mention Gerrard), one who keeps his private life out of the rags. He's a great player(not as good as people make out, not top 10 in the world) but i just cant stand him.
And id rather Finnan and Arbeloa to Neville

Mr Alan

Melion: PM

Unearthly

Melion wrote: »

Id rather have a player who doesnt think he is bigger than the team(and dont try to be smart and mention Gerrard), one who keeps his private life out of the rags. He's a great player(not as good as people make out, not top 10 in the world) but i just cant stand him.
And id rather Finnan and Arbeloa to that other cvnt

Who are you trying to convince, yourself?

DerKaiser

Nonsense, Torres a long way to go to prove he's half the player Drogba is, objectively speaking you have some good, proven players, Torres is not one of them, when Torres scores over 30 goals in the prem for yous', come back to me

Mr Alan

Drogba doesnt even wanna play for ur club, He has done nothing but bad mouth it since Jose left, i really dont know why u r defending him

Melion

DerKaiser wrote: »

Nonsense, Torres a long way to go to prove he's half the player Drogba is, objectively speaking you have some good, proven players, Torres is not one of them, when Torres scores over 30 goals in the prem for yous', come back to me

Can you remember Drogba's first season the premiership? He was laughable

Melion

Unearthly wrote: »

Who are you trying to convince, yourself?

Yep, thats it. You know me better than i know myself, you know what players i like and dont like

Eirebear

I love it when Liverpool fans get on their high horse about the "wholesome" Stevie Gerrard, now im no man utd fan..in fact i dont bother with english football half the time...but this is a crackin wee vid.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR-hXYn2pA0
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