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Blonde joke!

  • 09-11-2007 11:16am
    #1
    folan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭


    An attractive blonde from Cork arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice at the casino.

    She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
    completely nude".

    With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and
    yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

    As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and
    squealed..."YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"

    She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and
    her clothes and quickly departed.

    The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them
    asked, "What did she roll?"

    The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

    Not all Irish are stupid and not all blondes are dumb,
    but all men are men .


Comments

  • #2
    spudington16
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 786 ✭✭✭spudington16


    folan wrote: »
    With that, she stripped from the neck down

    Is that to say she was still wearing a hat of some description? Good joke, though; timeless. :)


  • #3
    Shooter McGaven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23 ✭Shooter McGaven


    but all cork women are chancers


  • #4
    hardman26
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5 ✭hardman26


    my ma is a blonde!!


  • #5
    Oliverdog
    Registered Users Posts: 968 ✭✭✭Oliverdog


    Excellent. I shall take that joke out tonight, and pass it off as my own. ;)


  • #6
    Dizzyblonde
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Politics Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 12,110 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dizzyblonde


    :D Brilliant


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  • #7
    mickrourke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 686 ✭✭✭mickrourke


    Oliverdog wrote: »
    Excellent. I shall take that joke out tonight, and pass it off as my own. ;)

    Well just as long as you don't try and strip off yourself in a casino. I'm sure the dealers eyes will be firmly fixed on the table if that happened ;)


  • #8
    Oliverdog
    Registered Users Posts: 968 ✭✭✭Oliverdog


    Not a casino in Killorglin exactly. They just have a strip of hessian on the pavement. And a lookout on the corner. But thanks for the compliment Mick! :D


  • #9
    mickrourke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 686 ✭✭✭mickrourke


    Oliverdog wrote: »
    Not a casino in Killorglin exactly. They just have a strip of hessian on the pavement. And a lookout on the corner. But thanks for the compliment Mick! :D

    I have it on good authority that Mr. Dog here will do anything to get naked.
    He's a bit like Party Boy in Jackass, with his velcro quick removal pants. :eek: Got himself banned from mass several times....
    Even though the Priest wanted him back the next week......
    Strange eh?


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