Where are all the normal men!

That_Guy

I'm gonna start a kissogram service outside the main building this week.

WildIrishRose

That_Guy wrote: »

I'm gonna start a kissogram service outside the main building this week.

your having a laugh?

The Bollox

WildIrishRose wrote:

Where are all the normal men!

alas I took a year out, not to worry though as I should be back next year

WildIrishRose

The Bollox wrote: »

alas I took a year out, not to worry though as I should be back next year

so is that a way of you saying that your easy on the eye?:D

Merrick

That_Guy wrote: »

I'm gonna start a kissogram service outside the main building this week.

Awesome, you'll make a fortune in no time!

Atomic Pineapple

The Bollox wrote: »

alas I took a year out, not to worry though as I should be back next year

I was wondering where you went, you haven't been posting here at all lately, enjoying your year off?

That_Guy wrote: »

I'm gonna start a kissogram service outside the main building this week.

sounds like a good plan

Merrick wrote: »

Awesome, you'll make a fortune in no time!

maybe you should set up a rival kissogram service? competition is always good

Merrick

Ooh, girl vs guy kissograms..?
Forget my last post, I shall make a fortune in no time!!

That_Guy

Ok I've got my price list.

50 cent for a little peck on the cheek
1 euro for a kiss on the lips
2 euro for a "French kiss"

No competition please. It's a monopolistic market...

Atomic Pineapple

your market is for females though and merricks market would be for males??

so there two different markets

europerson

Remember everyone, as Flight of the Conchords tell us, a kiss is not a contract.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iSlPoQm2XY

Merrick

Right, I'll set up with the same prices as that guy, and maybe a discount for regulars. Between us we can conquer the whole campus.

That_Guy

Merrick wrote: »

Right, I'll set up with the same prices as that guy, and maybe a discount for regulars. Between us we can conquer the whole campus.

It sounds like fun. Credit cards are not accepted.

That_Guy

draffodx wrote: »

your market is for females though and merricks market would be for males??

so there two different markets

No no.... I'm willing to dabble in the male kind also.

The Bollox

draffodx wrote: »

I was wondering where you went, you haven't been posting here at all lately, enjoying your year off?

it's not quite what I thought it'd be. I was hoping to score a nice cushy job for a few months starting in Sept / early Oct, save a few grand and go on a big european / American trip.

Still unemployed (more or less) mostly because I set my target in IT, but it's a tough place to get your foot in the door of, so I will probably end up in HMV or Golden Discs or somewhere outside of my chosen field.

I see you were made mod, congrats

Atomic Pineapple

The Bollox wrote: »

I see you were made mod, congrats

thanks, i didnt ask for it but sure its a handy enough job.

yeh i'd say a job like hmv or something would be your best bet, unless you know someone in it its hard to get into it. just wait till after xmas if you can cos working in hmv over xmas would drive you crazy

The Bollox

draffodx wrote: »

thanks, i didnt ask for it but sure its a handy enough job.

yeh i'd say a job like hmv or something would be your best bet, unless you know someone in it its hard to get into it. just wait till after xmas if you can cos working in hmv over xmas would drive you crazy

I think I can handle it, I worked in an offlicence on my own for the last two christmases, if I can survive that then I'm sure I can survive HMV, and I sure as hell do not want to work in The Coast again this christmas

Merrick

That_Guy wrote: »

No no.... I'm willing to dabble in the male kind also.

Hee hee, we'll see who they like more, you or me!

gillyfromlyre

Hi gals,

anyone know of a tall goofy looking red haired guy doing computers in the college, he dropped his phone today, i picked it up but by the time i did the clown was gone. He was wearing a green and red checkered jacket with a white hood and red jeans, looks like a real goofball

WildIrishRose

gillyfromlyre wrote: »

Hi gals,

anyone know of a tall goofy looking red haired guy doing computers in the college, he dropped his phone today, i picked it up but by the time i did the clown was gone. He was wearing a green and red checkered jacket with a white hood and red jeans, looks like a real goofball

can't say i do....sorry!

europerson

Just go to his recent calls and call one of the numbers to get in touch with one of his friends/family, and thereby him!

That_Guy

gillyfromlyre wrote: »

Hi gals,

anyone know of a tall goofy looking red haired guy doing computers in the college, he dropped his phone today, i picked it up but by the time i did the clown was gone. He was wearing a green and red checkered jacket with a white hood and red jeans, looks like a real goofball

You could hand it into reception.

Oh and Merrick the guys will totally come to me first.

Merrick

^^ Yeah you believe whatever you want sweetheart...
Having said that, some might come to you first if they haven't heard of me, but what will make them stay?

WildIrishRose

i think we have totally gone off the topic!

The Bollox

I agree, back on topic we go:

who would win in a fight: a tiger or a gorilla?

personally I think a gorilla would win

Merrick

Question about the gorilla - is he or is he not armed with a pointed stick?

The Bollox

no, he is not armed with a pointed stick,and before you ask, no the tiger is not armed with a feather duster.

it's claw to claw

im...LOST

Tiger FTW!

Meow.

europerson

I'd say a tiger.

Atomic Pineapple

poll added


i vote tiger

That_Guy

Tiger of course.