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Hormones

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  • 12-11-2007 10:14am
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    Homer
    Registered Users Posts: 4,316 ✭✭✭


    WARNING TO ALL MEN! BEER CONTAINS FEMALE HORMONES!!!

    Yesterday, scientists suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

    The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

    To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.

    No further testing is planned.


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    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,556 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    didn't find it all that funny, but the sexist bastard in me is compelled to lol


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    bad2theboneB
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    How do u make a hormone?
    Don`t pay her!


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    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,901 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    bad2theboneB wrote: »
    How do u make a hormone?
    Don`t pay her!
    or put sand in the vaseline


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