Motto for Ireland

DublinWriter

We were once poor, now we're simply in debt.

DublinWriter

Baba z wozu koniom lżej

AlmightyCushion

Welcome to Leprechaun Land.

Hagar

I will in me bollix.

phasers

Ireland - we don't like your kind round here

WindSock

Ireland, where our minister for health is an obese clown.

Senna

Ireland, we're better than England (seriously, i swear)

d0gb0y

Ireland, nothing to see here

Alanstrainor

MoominPapa wrote: »

Careful now

Brilliant!:D:D:D

orestes

Welcome to Ireland! Now give us your money and then fcuk off back to where you came from!

eldeabroad

Tiocfaidh ar Lá

Fabio

Happiness and Progression in balance - Ireland.*


*not that that is the truth or anything!!!

imp4hire

Ireland: You'll love hating it here!:D

lynnlegend

ireland is fantastic .........not tantastic thats next door

Jesus Wept

'Shure Why wouldn't ye?!'

DublinWriter

orestes wrote: »

Welcome to Ireland! Now give us your money and then fcuk off back to where you came from!

That should be "Welcome to Ireland! Now fix my dodgy plumbing, I'll give you my money and then fcuk off back to where you came from!"

DublinWriter

boreds wrote: »

Ireland, where our minister for health is an obese clown.

...who still managed to find a husband without the aid of www.bbwlovers.com

LuckyStar

Ireland, the country that loves to hate

OR

"Who does he think he is???"

OR

"Laws? What laws?"

Ciaran B

Ireland

Ask about our Latin motto contest.

MrJoeSoap

Ireland, ask me sack.

Terry

Ireland: A bunch of self loathing moany bastards who think that anywhere else in the world is better, so they go to livein their utopian paradise after having only seen the touristy areas and then realise they miss their mammies and that the paradise isn't quite what it seemed, so they come home to their mammies and are even more bitter and refuse to admit they were wrong about the paradise they had gone to live in and regale you with stories about how much better it is than Ireland and yet they still live in Ireland and won't piss off back to utopia.
We can also do amazing things with a potato.

nachos

Ireland - "All in all, a great bunch of lads"

Sinfonia

Ireland: Bistromathics is the most powerful computational tool known to parascience.

Ireland: the only country in the world where only a minority speak the official first language.

Sonnenblumen

Terry wrote: »

We can also do amazing things with a potato.

Yeah burn them:D

Sonnenblumen

Sonnenblumen wrote: »

Yeah burn them:D

Irish mixed grill:

Chips, boiled, mashed, crocquet, baked, steamed, shot (potato gun) poteen, etc

Tricity Bendix

If you're lucky enough to be in Ireland, you're lucky enough.

EamonnKeane

"Gan Eolas Ar Mhargáistí Traicéir"

Sonnenblumen

Keep moving, it gets better.

jtsuited

Ireland: What have you ever done?

artanevilla

We're not great, but sure we'll give it a lash.

ferdi

Crush your Enemies
See them driven before you
and hear the lamentation of their women.

Time Magazine

Infacteh, we took der jabs!

Muff_Daddy

Carlsberg don't do countries, but if they did, it probably wouldn't be Ireland.

Agamemnon

A ninja does not step on a landmine.

2Scoops

Transients welcome.

bringitdown

Fup off ye fuppin baxtards

pickarooney

Home of Diddley-Idol

super_furry

Ireland: Ah sure, it'll do.

thefinalstage

Stop touching my penis, we aren't protestant!

Unpossible

Ireland: sure we're only havin a laugh.

Ireland: relax boy, don't take it so serious.

Ireland: The island that time forgot.

Ireland: sure where else would you go.

H.O.T.A.S.

Ireland: Of course it's raining? Whataya expect the bleedin Gran Canaries?

I think it should be:

"Thank you for logging in, Bossarky"

or:

"Éireann: Nílimíd ciníochaíthe, ach........."

xOxSinéadxOx

Fratton Fred wrote: »

We spent 700 years trying to get the British out, then we gave it to Fianna Fail.:rolleyes:

Or

We accept all sorts. Dollars, Euros, sterling as long as it's in a nice suitcase.;)

more like, we spent 700 years trying to get the British out, then we gave it to Europe. :rollseyes:

OR

"**** it, it'll be grand"

Gillie

Welcome to Ireland. How may I not help you?

Bottle_of_Smoke

Deleted User wrote: »

Ireland: the only country in the world where only a minority speak the official first language.

Perhaps "the only country where there's too many stubborn f*ckwits to admit their native language is dead" would be more appropriate.

Bottle_of_Smoke

Bottle_of_Smoke wrote: »

Perhaps "the only country where there's too many stubborn f*ckwits to admit their native language is dead" would be more appropriate.

you're not wrong there..

-Leelo-

Ireland, because you've been everywhere else.

Ireland, Well Its good enough for Gay Byrne.