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I like to pretend I have a need for contraception...

  • 13-11-2007 1:10am
    #1
    Basq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,036 ✭✭✭✭


    OK, since this thread will soon die!

    I was thinking of posting this earlier but didn't wanna waste time making a new thread for it (ain't i considerate to all ye AH mods).

    OK, here goes:

    Why do they stock contraceptives in the 'Family Planning' section of a pharmacy / Boots etc? I mean if you're buying contraceptives, you're not exactly planning a family. Everytime i enter Boots, i always comment on this so anyone else care to elaborate?


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  • #2
    Potential-Monke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,308 ✭✭✭✭Potential-Monke


    Well, you're hardly going to put them in the middle of the paracetamol... THen again...


  • #3
    Sinfonia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,854 ✭✭✭Sinfonia


    basquille wrote: »
    Why do they stock contraceptives in the 'Family Planning' section of a pharmacy / Boots etc? I mean if you're buying contraceptives, you're not exactly planning a family. Everytime i enter Boots, i always comment on this so anyone else care to elaborate?
    You're planning to keep your family the same size it currently is.


  • #4
    Karoma
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    Thread split by. Title by me. Thoughts by basquille. Laughing by everyone. :p
    basquille wrote:
    OK, since this thread will soon die!

    I was thinking of posting this earlier but didn't wanna waste time making a new thread for it (ain't i considerate to all ye AH mods).

    OK, here goes:

    Why do they stock contraceptives in the 'Family Planning' section of a pharmacy / Boots etc? I mean if you're buying contraceptives, you're not exactly planning a family. Everytime i enter Boots, i always comment on this so anyone else care to elaborate?
    Just in case...


  • #5
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    basquille wrote: »
    OK, since this thread will soon die!

    I was thinking of posting this earlier but didn't wanna waste time making a new thread for it (ain't i considerate to all ye AH mods).

    OK, here goes:

    Why do they stock contraceptives in the 'Family Planning' section of a pharmacy / Boots etc? I mean if you're buying contraceptives, you're not exactly planning a family. Everytime i enter Boots, i always comment on this so anyone else care to elaborate?
    In my local chemists they stock the condoms on the counter...
    Right beside the pregnancy tests.

    It doesn't really instill confidence in the durability of the condoms.


  • #6
    Basq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,036 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Karoma.. you're a funny guy. That's why i'm gonna kill you last!








    No, scratch that. You're going first on my list!

    1. Karoma
    2. Hitler
    3. ** Pending **


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  • #7
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Would you rather they had a 'family unplanning' section?


  • #8
    Sinfonia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,854 ✭✭✭Sinfonia


    ...


  • #9
    star-pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    True... tis interesting, but I guess they assume if you're 'planning' you'll use contraceptives until the time is right. Thus a plan.

    But I have seen them up the top with pregnacy tests / cough lozenges etc..


  • #10
    Basq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,036 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Terry wrote: »
    In my local chemists they stock the condoms on the counter...
    Right beside the pregnancy tests.

    It doesn't really instill confidence in the durability of the condoms.
    That's true. Maybe it's just Boots that have the section 'Family Planning' but definitely have contraceptives and pregnancy tests alongside each other there too.
    monkeyfudge wrote: »
    Would you rather they had a 'family unplanning' section?
    And how exactly would you suggest they advertisement that? No.. no.. this thread would descend into utter madness then!
    star-pants wrote: »
    True... tis interesting
    OK.. that's all i wanted. You can close the thread now.


  • #11
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    The condom machines in toilets now dispense jelly beans as well...

    What's going on there?


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  • #12
    jtsuited
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,401 ✭✭✭jtsuited


    SumGuy wrote: »
    ...

    the funniest thing that I have seen all day!!


  • #13
    Basq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,036 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    monkeyfudge wrote: »
    The condom machines in toilets now dispense jelly beans as well...

    What's going on there?
    Yeah, i got them mixed up once. Due to the lack of condoms and abundance of jelly beans...

























    .... i had JELLY BABIES!

    EH EH?! Who's with me?! OK, i'll get me jacket!


  • #14
    Karoma
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    monkeyfudge wrote: »
    The condom machines in toilets now dispense jelly beans as well...

    What's going on there?

    or M&Ms. I try not to think about the fact that 'sweeties' are sold alongside condoms...


  • #15
    Sonnenblumen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,834 ✭✭✭Sonnenblumen


    basquille wrote: »
    OK, since this thread will soon die!

    I was thinking of posting this earlier but didn't wanna waste time making a new thread for it (ain't i considerate to all ye AH mods).

    OK, here goes:

    Why do they stock contraceptives in the 'Family Planning' section of a pharmacy / Boots etc? I mean if you're buying contraceptives, you're not exactly planning a family. Everytime i enter Boots, i always comment on this so anyone else care to elaborate?

    Have you ever been offered free samples?


  • #16
    star-pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    basquille wrote: »
    Yeah, i got them mixed up once. Due to the lack of condoms and abundance of jelly beans...







    .... i had JELLY BABIES!

    EH EH?! Who's with me?! OK, i'll get me jacket!


    awh bless... I laughed!


  • #17
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Yep... it's so old fashioned...

    You want a condom machine that also dispenses Yu Gi Oh trading cards.


  • #18
    Dave!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    monkeyfudge wrote: »
    The condom machines in toilets now dispense jelly beans as well...

    What's going on there?
    Can't believe you haven't figured it out yet...... What age are you like?


  • #19
    Basq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,036 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Karoma wrote: »
    Just in case...
    No plans in editing my original post... it's a valid question.


  • #20
    Robbo
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 10,572 Mod ✭✭✭✭Robbo


    monkeyfudge wrote: »
    Would you rather they had a 'family unplanning' section?
    Isn't that just a selection of wire coathangers and ferry tickets?


  • #21
    star-pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    Unless it's like... 'family planning.... on having no more kids'






    *runs away*




    edit - this was in reference to the contraceptives as family planning, not any other...not so nice unfamily planning remark


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  • #22
    Karoma
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    Ahem. Let's keep it (relatively) tasteful... <- uh...you know what I mean. >.<


  • #23
    Basq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,036 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Karoma wrote: »
    Ahem. Let's keep it (relatively) tasteful... <- uh...you know what I mean. >.<
    Was it the 'Jelly Babies' comment? Was it too far? I'l retract it... hold on.. my sincerest apologies!


  • #24
    Karoma
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    basquille wrote: »
    Was it the 'Jelly Babies' comment? Was it too far? I'l retract it... hold on.. my sincerest apologies!

    Well, to be honest, in part - I have a distrubing image of the jelly babies being inserted into the meatus... :/


  • #25
    Basq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,036 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Oh God... there was no need for "the m word"!


  • #26
    Sinfonia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,854 ✭✭✭Sinfonia


    DaveMcG wrote: »
    Can't believe you haven't figured it out yet...... What age are you like?

    Enlighten us please...


  • #27
    giddyup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 433 ✭✭giddyup


    monkeyfudge wrote: »
    The condom machines in toilets now dispense jelly beans as well...

    What's going on there?

    You stuff a handful of jelly beans into the condom....for her pleasure.


  • #28
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    I thought this thread was going to be about walking around from the age of 14 till about 17 with the same condom in your wallet. Just in the vain hope.


  • #29
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Stayed in a Spanish hotel a while back, they had a mini-gym (and jeez do I mean mini!!) ... anyway, the guys changing room had a dispenser which provided such essentials as small containers of shampoo and shower gel, stick deoderant, comb etc. ... the last three items on offer were (in order) small containers of the local equivalent of Deep Heat, condoms, small containers of lube ...

    Given that the hotel catered mostly for younger males travelling for business purposes, many of them from abroad, and everything was labelled in Spanish, I reckoned there was serious potential for painful errors!


  • #30
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    Given that the hotel catered mostly for younger males travelling for business purposes, many of them from abroad, and everything was labelled in Spanish, I reckoned there was serious potential for painful errors!
    That's so you can deliver an Alabama Hot Pocket.


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  • #31
    ibh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,722 ✭✭✭ibh


    monkeyfudge wrote: »
    That's so you can deliver an Alabama Hot Pocket.

    :D


  • #32
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    In a hostel in Edinburgh the machine with the johnnies also dispensed vibrators, disposable cameras and tooth brushes... everything you need for a fun night!:D


  • #33
    star-pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    boneless wrote: »
    In a hostel in Edinburgh the machine with the johnnies also dispensed vibrators, disposable cameras and tooth brushes... everything you need for a fun night!:D

    lol -- just reminded me...
    Was it Edinburgh... or maybe Oz...
    Anyway - the dispenser had condoms AND headache tablets lol... so no excuses now eh? :D


  • #34
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Why do the condoms machines always require single euro coins? Has anyone else noticed this?

    On a similar note, when we were younger a friend of mine went into the toilet and bought what he thought was some chewing gum.

    .. it tasted funny.


  • #35
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    boneless wrote: »
    In a hostel in Edinburgh the machine with the johnnies also dispensed vibrators, disposable cameras and tooth brushes... everything you need for a fun night!:D
    Lol!

    No handcuffs, though? >_>


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