Johnny's back at school

dak

The teacher asked, "Class use the word contagious in a sentence."
Molly put her hand up and said, My little sister has chickenpox and they are contagious.
The teacher said, "Very good Molly."
Sally raised her hand and said, "My little brother has the mumps and they are contagious".
The teacher said, "Very good Sally."
Little Johnny was jumping around in his seat, hand raise in the air, waving back and forth.
The teacher had been stung with Johnny's remarks before and was very reluctant to let him speak.
Unfortunately he was the only other child in the class with his hand up. So the teacher thought she better give him a chance.
"OK Johnny, give me a sentence with the word contagious in it"
Johnny was all excited that he was given a chance.
He said, "Teacher my dad was sitting in the lawn chair with his friend drinking beer. My mom was cutting the lawn.
Dad said to his friend "It's going to take that contagious to cut the lawn.

Johnny was expelled the next day.

That_Guy

I like.

Owen

There's a sticky for little Johnny jokes.