Worst Ever XI from your team

Xavi6

We've had the best so who's the worst to have worn your team's colours?

Worst City XI from players I've seen -

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Simon Tracey

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Laurent Charvet

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David Sommeil

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Spencer Prior

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Lucien Mettomo

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Kiki Musampa

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Christian Negouai

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Martin 'Buster' Phillips

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Mattias Vuoso----Gerry Creaney----Lee Bradbury

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So hard not to include Jon Macken

One Cold Hand

Brilliant, this was the first thing I thought of when I saw the thread on the best teams!
Again I presume this is to be on players you've seen as opposed to what you've heard! Villa from the early 90 onwards:

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Peter Enkleman

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Agathe---Knight---Ridgewell---Nelson

-Lamptey---Bersen---Djemba-Djemba-

---Fashanu---Balaban---Milosevic---


So many honourable mentions I won't even got there!

Peyton Manning

Man Utd:

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Taibi

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Prunier

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Blanc

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Poborsky---Djemba x2---Kleberson----Richardson

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Bellion----Dong

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I cant really complete the defence because United have always had class full backs for as far back as I can remember. From what I hear, Ralph Milne was bloody awful though but I cant comment.

One Cold Hand

Archimedes wrote: »

Man Utd:

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Taibi

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Prunier

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Blanc

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Poborsky---Djemba x2---Kleberson----Richardson

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Bellion----Dong

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I cant really complete the defence because United have always had class full backs for as far back as I can remember. From what I hear, Ralph Milne was bloody awful though but I cant comment.

Surely John O'Shea is in there at left back!?

Edit/ I love the way Djemba x2 has appeared in 2 teams already!!

Peyton Manning

I refuse to acknowledge John O'Shea as a player any more...

Green Giant

Worst Liverpool XI possible
GK: Pegguy Arphexad
RB: Josemi
CB: Zak Whitbread
CB: Bjorn Tore Kvarme
LB: Frode Kippe
RM: Istvan Kozma
CM: Bernard Diomede
CM: Salif Diao
LM: Bruno Cheyrou
FW: El Hadji D***f
FW: Djibril Cisse

CountryWise

Archimedes wrote: »

Man Utd:

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Taibi

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Prunier

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Blanc

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Poborsky---Djemba x2---Kleberson----Richardson

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Bellion----Dong

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Dong hasnt really played yet?

TwoShedsJackson

Newcastle from the early 90s.

GK: John Karelse.
RB: Warren Barton (Stephen Carr running him close)
CB: Jean-Alain Boumsong
CB: Marcelino
LB: Celestine Babayaro
MR: Kieron Dyer (more colossally disappointing than actually crap)
ML: Albert Luque
MC: Clarence Acuna
MC: Jermaine Jenas
FW: Stephane Guiv'arch
FW: Andreas Andersson

whatawaster

Green Giant wrote: »

Worst Liverpool XI possible
GK: Pegguy Arphexad

My god. That name. The memories.

Third_Echelon

Archimedes wrote: »

Man Utd:

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Taibi

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Prunier

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Blanc

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Poborsky---Djemba x2---Kleberson----Richardson

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Bellion----Dong

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Dong hasnt really played yet?

Yeah that's what I was going to say. Any time I've seen him play he has been really good...

I also think that a lot of reserve goalkeepers will get picked here just because they weren't the first choice...

Anyway. Everton's worst 11. Pretty much all the cr@p that Walter Smith bought during his reign of terror :mad:

GK: Richard Wright
DF: Marc Hottiger
DF: Slaven Bilic
DF: Claus Thomsen
DF: Craig Short
MF: Alex Nyarko
MF: Idan Tal
MF: Jamie Milligan
MF: Paul Gascoigne
ST: Michael Madar
ST: Ibrahimo Bakayoko

Admitingly, Gazza and Bilic were top players in their day, but at Everton they were woeful/on their last legs...

Peyton Manning

Anytime I have seen Dong play for United he has looked miserably out of his depth. Yes, he has only made a couple of appearances, but 'that' miss in the European XI game last year was hilarious. Not United quality by a long shot, but if you dont want him included, I will happily take him out and sub in Jordi Cruyff.

Pighead

Third_Echelon wrote: »

Yeah that's what I was going to say. Any time I've seen him play he has been really good...

I also think that a lot of reserve goalkeepers will get picked here just because they weren't the first choice...

Anyway. Everton's worst 11. Pretty much all the cr@p that Walter Smith bought during his reign of terror :mad:

GK: Richard Wright
DF: Marc Hottiger
DF: Slaven Bilic
DF: Claus Thomsen
DF: Craig Short
MF: Alex Nyarko
MF: Idan Tal
MF: Jamie Milligan
MF: Paul Gascoigne
ST: Michael Madar
ST: Ibrahimo Bakayoko
Admitingly, Gazza and Bilic were top players in their day, but at Everton they were woeful/on their last legs...

I'd say Stuart Barlow was close to making that list. Mate of mine used to visibly wince whenever he was mentioned. Apparently they used to call him Jigsaw when he was at Everton because he always fell to pieces in the box.

bucks73

Barthez
May....Prunier....Hogg....Donaghy
Webb....Djembax2....Kleberson....Milne
Davenport....Birtles

semibluff

MAN U

Taibi/bosnich/goram

Clayton blackmore May/Ricardo Prunier

Djemba Djemba

Chadwick/Cryuff Kleberson Djemba Djemba(so good i picked him twice) Darren Ferguson

Bellion Forlan

RE*AC*TOR

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James[1]

Traore[2]---Babb---Pellegrino[3]----Dicks[2]

Nunez

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Ferri

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Diao

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Walters

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Dundee

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Morientes[4]



A few notes:

1. I picked David James because he undoubtedly cost us more points than any other goal-keeper. The likes of Pegguy Arphexhad rarely played, so it would be harsh to make a call like that.
2. I picked two left backs. Just because they are far worse than any right backs I can think of.
3. I understand he was brought in more as a semi-coach because he understood the zonal marking system, but when he played he was cack.
4. Great player before and after joining us, but didn't look at all like a footballer when he played for us.

gustavo

Archimedes wrote: »

Man Utd:

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Taibi

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Prunier

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Blanc

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Poborsky---Djemba x2---Kleberson----Richardson

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Bellion----Dong

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I cant really complete the defence because United have always had class full backs for as far back as I can remember. From what I hear, Ralph Milne was bloody awful though but I cant comment.

You really think there hasnt been a worse right midfielder for them than Poborsky ?even since you've been watching , plus Blanc is harsh too.

Celtic67

Archimedes wrote: »

Man Utd:

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Taibi

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Prunier

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Blanc

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Poborsky---Djemba x2---Kleberson----Richardson

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Bellion----Dong

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I cant really complete the defence because United have always had class full backs for as far back as I can remember. From what I hear, Ralph Milne was bloody awful though but I cant comment.

Ralph Milne was muck, could also include
Graeme Hogg, Terry Gibson, Peter Davenport, Brian Carey, Mal Donaghy, Ashley Grimes, Gary Birtles & so many more from Utd over the years.

Peyton Manning

gustavo wrote: »

You really think there hasnt been a worse right midfielder for them than Poborsky ?even since you've been watching , plus Blanc is harsh too.

I cant think of a worse right midfielder than Poborsky but feel free to correct me. As for Blanc, great player in his prime and although he wasnt awful for us, he was extremely slow and sadly just came to us 5 - 10 years too late.

Xavi6

Archimedes wrote: »

I cant think of a worse right midfielder than Poborsky but feel free to correct me. As for Blanc, great player in his prime and although he wasnt awful for us, he was extremely slow and sadly just came to us 5 - 10 years too late.

I'd say Luke Chadwick and Chris Eagles are worse than Poborsky. Also surprised at no mention of Jordi Cryuff yet.

FatherTed

bucks73 wrote: »

Barthez
May....Prunier....Hogg....Donaghy
Webb....Djembax2....Kleberson....Milne
Davenport....Birtles

No way Webb should be on there. It was his injuries that were his downfall. When he played he was pretty decent.

Celtic67

Here's a shot at Celtic's worst XI

M Hedman
L Martin
Du Wei
Rafael
S Guppy
R Blinker
M Hayes
S Slater
W Falconer
T Cascarino &
W Biggins

Also worth a mention are S Crainey, Rudi Vata, D Fernandez, Brattbak, Darren Jackson. Andy Payton & Aliadierre.
In fact I could have prob two teams of XI together, the 90's weren't much fun.

semibluff

Xavi - i mentioned the super JOrdi

Time Magazine

One Cold Hand wrote: »

Knight
Ridgewell
Nelson
Milosevic

FFS all these players are decent, and including Savo in that is a total joke. He scored 29 goals in 90 appearances!

Király

Agathe

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Bewers

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Scimeca

Djemba-Djemba

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Farrelly

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Berson

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Ormondroyd

Carlton Cole

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Balaban

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Harewood

Xavi6

semibluff wrote: »

Xavi - i mentioned the super JOrdi

Ah so you did.

Ibid wrote: »

FFS all these players are decent, and including Savo in that is a total joke. He scored 29 goals in 90 appearances!

Király

Agathe

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Bewers

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Scimeca

Djemba-Djemba

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Farrelly

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Berson

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Ormondroyd

Carlton Cole

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Balaban

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Harewood

Of course 6ft 5ins target man Ian Ormondroyd would be sh1t if he was played left wing! He was the original Crouch.

Nalz

bucks73 wrote: »

Barthez
May....Prunier....Hogg....Donaghy
Webb....Djembax2....Kleberson....Milne
Davenport....Birtles

Webb....eh no? good player, just got injured

May, he wasnt that bad. Jonathon Curtis


Why not Taibi instead of Barthez?

Third_Echelon

Blackmore, May and Donaghy were all decent players for united... A lot of short memories here it seems...

Nalz

yep, Blanc did a job too. Ah I dunno!!!!!

OhNoYouDidn't

Celtic67 wrote: »

Here's a shot at Celtic's worst XI

M Hedman
L Martin
Du Wei
Rafael
S Guppy
R Blinker
M Hayes
S Slater
W Falconer
T Cascarino &
W Biggins

Also worth a mention are S Crainey, Rudi Vata, D Fernandez, Brattbak, Darren Jackson. Andy Payton & Aliadierre.
In fact I could have prob two teams of XI together, the 90's weren't much fun.

A bit harsh on Blinker and Vata.

Raekwon

Aston Villa

This is actually quite shocking but on August 31st 1987 Villa were bottom of the old Second Division and had this motley crew on the pitch against Manchester City.

*Nigel Spink

Bernard Gallagher --- David Hunt --- Steve Simms --- **Martin Keown --- Kevin Gage

Mark Burke --- Steve Hunt

Warren Aspinall --- Simon Stainrod --- ***Mark Walters

*Nigel Spink is a Villa legend so I would replace him with Peter Enkleman.
**Martin Keown was a good defender and of course he went onto bigger and better things with Arsenal so I will replace him with £1m, 5 game, Israeli flop, Najwan Ghrayib.
*** Mark Walters wasn't the best striker in the world but he did score 32 goals for Villa so I will replace him with £6m flop Bosko Balaban.

Raekwon

Liverpool fans, what about Kop legend Torben Piechnik?

bucks73

FatherTed wrote: »

No way Webb should be on there. It was his injuries that were his downfall. When he played he was pretty decent.

It was his fat ass that was his downfall. He was probably the laziest footballer ever at United. Had talent but wouldnt work to save his life. Even Le Tissier did more than him.

I was at his debut and he scored and peach of a volley against the champions Arsenal and I thought that midfield will win the league. All went downhill after that.

One Cold Hand

Ibid wrote: »

FFS all these players are decent, and including Savo in that is a total joke. He scored 29 goals in 90 appearances!

Király

Agathe

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Bewers

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Scimeca

Djemba-Djemba

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Farrelly

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Berson

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Ormondroyd

Carlton Cole

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Balaban

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Harewood

I don't think you can count Harewood (yet!) as he's only arrived at the club and hasn't really played yet (I know Balaban didn't play either, but he was bought back when £6m was a lot of money). I agree that he probably will be one of our worst ever, but I put Savo in as he was brought in a high profile striker to lead our strike force. Marlon is only a squad player.

Nelson was absolutely rubbish.
Milosevic was rubbish is almost every game, but scored the odd spectacular goal which clouded everyone's memory (Carling Cup final!).
Ridgewell gave away about 8 own goals or penalties last season.
Knight has proved already that he's utter sh!te.

edit/ we've had a good recent history of Centre halves,(God, Southgate Ehiogu, Mellberg Laursen etc) thats why Knight and Ridgewell make it, even though I've seen worse.

bucks73

Trilla wrote: »

Webb....eh no? good player, just got injured

May, he wasnt that bad. Jonathon Curtis


Why not Taibi instead of Barthez?

Justy didnt like Webbs attitude. Lazy sod.

I put May at right full because I was struggling to think of a poor right full. He was a centre back but any time he played right full he looked awkward. Only reason.

Taibi didnt play enough. Barthez was a clown and cost United numerous games and a trophy or two. Remember the clown trying to put off DiCanio in the cup or chucking away a lead at Highbury all on his own. Or when Real won 6-5 on agg in CL quarter final...he was at fault for probably 4 goals over the two legs.

Celtic67

OhNoYouDidn't wrote: »

A bit harsh on Blinker and Vata.

Maybe a bit on Vata, but not Regi. Regi was a talented enough lad but never seemed to put the effort in. All about opinion.

Green Giant

RE*AC*TOR wrote: »

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James[1]

Traore[2]---Babb---Pellegrino[3]----Dicks[2]

Nunez

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Ferri

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Diao

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Walters

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Dundee

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Morientes[4]



A few notes:

1. I picked David James because he undoubtedly cost us more points than any other goal-keeper. The likes of Pegguy Arphexhad rarely played, so it would be harsh to make a call like that.
2. I picked two left backs. Just because they are far worse than any right backs I can think of.
3. I understand he was brought in more as a semi-coach because he understood the zonal marking system, but when he played he was cack.
4. Great player before and after joining us, but didn't look at all like a footballer when he played for us.

I considered including Babb and Nunez in mine and I totally forgot about Ferri. No worst Liverpool XI, though, is complete without 'Spitfire' D***f IMO

RE*AC*TOR

Green Giant wrote: »

I considered including Babb and Nunez in mine and I totally forgot about Ferri. No worst Liverpool XI, though, is complete without 'Spitfire' D***f IMO

Diouf was a reasonable player - but an awful human being.

Xavi6

Eric Meijer ftw when it come to 'pool

Peyton Manning

Xavi6 wrote: »

I'd say Luke Chadwick and Chris Eagles are worse than Poborsky. Also surprised at no mention of Jordi Cryuff yet.

See post #11

aidan24326

semibluff wrote: »

MAN U

Taibi/bosnich/goram

Clayton blackmore May/Ricardo Prunier

Djemba Djemba

Chadwick/Cryuff Kleberson Djemba Djemba(so good i picked him twice) Darren Ferguson

Bellion Forlan

VERY harsh on Clayton Blackmore, he was a good player and does not deserve to be in any 'worst of' selection. David May also put in plenty of solid performances at United and rarely let them down when he played centre half.

The ones I'd have to agree with would be Djemba-Djeopardy, Kleberson and Junior Ferguson.

Eric Djemba Djemba will surely go down as one of the worst players to wear the jersey, closely followed by that waste of space Kleberson. Eric also has the dubious distinction of being picked for United AND Villa. What was Ferguson thinking at that time? To think he called Djemba-arse a possible replacement for Keane is just mind-boggling. Someone must have been spiking his wine!! It would be akin to replacing Robert De Niro with some bit-part stooge from Fair City.

Guy:Incognito

Xavi6 wrote: »

Eric Meijer ftw when it come to 'pool

Hardly worse than Sean Dundee.
Mark Walters always has a place in a worst Liverpool 11 for me.


Diouf could be Pele an dI'd still put him in teh team, awful, awful sack of organs. (I'm not raising him to person status)








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bucks73

aidan24326 wrote: »

VERY harsh on Clayton Blackmore, he was a good player and does not deserve to be in any 'worst of' selection.

Yeah Sunbed was a decent player. Had a couple of great seasons around 91/92 when he was the free kick specialist. And of course was a big hit with the ladies around Manchester on a Saturday night.

Xavi6

An Irish team is bound to spark debate so off the top of my head -

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Nick Colgan

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Jeff Kenna

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Paul Butler

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Gary Breen

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Brian Carey

Graham Barrett----Eddie McGoldrick----Graham Kavanagh---Joe Lapira

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Jonathan Macken

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Gary Doherty

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I know I've missed loads but this'll get you started.

Time Magazine

Xavi - just play the team who started against Cyprus tbh.

OhNoYouDidn't

Gary Breen was a limited player, but on way one of the worst centre halves to play for Ireland.

You are pulling the piss putting Kavanagh on there. One of the better players we had for a period of time.

Lapira? A one cap wonder amatuer player whose uncle worked for the FAI? I wouldn'f acknowledge that corrupt pick of Stans by listing him.

Xavi6

OhNoYouDidn't wrote: »

You are pulling the piss putting Kavanagh on there. One of the better players we had for a period of time.

I'm sorry but Kavanagh is pure sh1te. He offers nothing. Not a great tackler, slow etc etc. And whoever told him he could take a dead ball has a lot to answer for.

As I said it was an off the top of the head XI so feel free to do better.

Seaneh

Xavi6 wrote: »

An Irish team is bound to spark debate so off the top of my head -

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Nick Colgan

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Jeff Kenna

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Paul Butler

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Gary Breen

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Brian Carey

Graham Barrett----Eddie McGoldrick----Graham Kavanagh---Joe Lapira

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Jonathan Macken

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Gary Doherty

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I know I've missed loads but this'll get you started.

Take Gary Breen out of that team now, there were far worse Irish centre backs than Breen.

Xavi6

Seaneh wrote: »

Take Gary Breen out of that team now, there were far worse Irish centre backs than Breen.

Such as?

Peyton Manning

Such as the lad you have up front alongside Jonathen Macken

Galvasean

Arsenal:

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Vince Bartram

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Oleg Luzney

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Steve Morrow

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Igor Stepanovs

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Alberto Mendez Rodrigues

Chris Kiwomna ----Eddie McGoldrick----Isiah Rankin---Glen Helder

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Francis Jeffers

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Julio Babtista

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Royale with Cheese

Arsenal

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Cygan

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Cygan--Cygan---Stepanovs--Cygan
Cygan--Cygan---Cygan----Cygan

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Cygan----Jeffers

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Cygan

redzerdrog

Xavi6 wrote: »

Such as?

john o shea