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What an Ass!

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  • 14-11-2007 9:07pm
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    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭


    Q:What do you call a donkey with one leg?

    A: A wonky donkey

    Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye?

    A: A winky wonky donkey

    Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love?

    A: A bonky winky wonky donkey

    Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind?

    A: A stinky bonky winky wonky donkey

    Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes ?

    A: A honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey

    Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes and playing piano?

    A: A plinky plonky honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey

    Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes, playing piano and Driving a Truck?

    A: ****ING TALENTED !!


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    ZorbaTehZ
    Registered Users Posts: 2,149 ✭✭✭ZorbaTehZ


    Lmao, I dunno, but for some reason I found that tear-jerkingly funny. Nice one.


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