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3 legged dog

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  • 14-11-2007 9:17pm
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    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭


    A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces:

    "I’m looking for the man who shot my paw."


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    Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

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    A group of young businessmen were chatting at the bar, and one decides to share his recent embarrassment with the others. He tells them that he was booking a plane ticket to Pittsburgh, but he was so preoccupied with the beautiful breasts of the girl at the counter, that instead of saying "I'd like a ticket to Pittsburgh", he said, "I'd like a picket to Titsburg!"

    An older guy nearby hears the story and says, "You know, I had a similar experience with my wife this morning. We were sitting at the breakfast table. and I meant to say, "Darling, could you please pass the butter" ...but what came out was, "You b***h, you're ruining my f**king life!"

    **********************************************************************

    "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"

    "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."

    "Is it common?"

    Well, "It's Not Unusual."


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