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Weight Training

Homer · 2007-11-15 08:27:12

An old couple was watching a documentary on TV about men in an African tribe whose penises were 24" long. Their secret was that they tied a string around their penises and stretched them with weights every day. The old woman asked, "Do you think you could try that?" and hubby responded, "Sure! Why not?" So the old man…

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15-11-2007 9:27am

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Homer

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An old couple was watching a documentary on TV about men in an African tribe whose penises were 24" long. Their secret was that they tied a string around their penises and stretched them with weights every day.

The old woman asked, "Do you think you could try that?" and hubby responded, "Sure! Why not?"

So the old man started on his "weight training" and after a day or so, the old woman asked, "So, how is it going?"

"Well, I'm about half way there." answered the old man.

"Oh, my!" the woman cried, "You mean it's up to twelve inches?!"

"Naw." The man replied, "But it's turned black."

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#2 15-11-2007 10:15am
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LMAO :D 5 stars

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#3 16-11-2007 10:31am
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one for around the time of last orders:D 5 stars

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