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vampire bat

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  • 15-11-2007 2:19pm
    #1
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭


    A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, face all covered in
    fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some
    sleep.

    Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him
    about where he got it. He told them to bog off and let him get some
    sleep but they persisted until he finally gave in.

    "OK, follow me", he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of
    excited bats behind him.

    Down through a valley they went across a river and into a huge forest.
    Finally he slowed down and all other bats excitedly milled around him,
    tongues hanging out for blood.

    "Do you see that large oak tree over there?" he asked.

    "YES, YES, YES!!!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

    "Good for you!" said the first bat, " Because I bloody didn't."


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