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Its not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean

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    #32
    BaZmO*
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    DublinWriter wrote: »
    Apparently her ex never showered with other guys in a school/sport shower before and he was of the opinion that his two-inch appendage (when fully erect) was normal male-issue.
    And he'd never watched porn?

    Somehow I think your ex was telling you porkies.


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    #33
    Tree
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 4,710 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tree


    i'd be inclined to believe the ex to a certain extent. ive seen lads w/ lads smaller than my thumb and they still think they're the business, not taht they even try to make it up in any way like


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    #34
    Latchy
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    I think it was the late Dr Anthony clare who said ' every man , including me worries about the size of his penis '' well i dont go along with that myself , i think the whole male penis size thing is overblown. , A recent documentry about a (deceased) male porn star was intresting in that he said his very large penis was more of a problem than anything else because he had problems gaining entry with the wimmin and it hurt them to do so . As sombody said, having an average size one (as most of us have) is ok , as long as you know what to do with it . :)


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    #35
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    DublinWriter wrote: »

    Apparently her ex never showered with other guys in a school/sport shower before and he was of the opinion that his two-inch appendage (when fully erect) was normal male-issue.




    Don't lads peek when they pee.


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    #36
    Slow Motion
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    Moonbaby wrote: »
    Don't lads peek when they pee.

    Never ! It's one of those un-written rules, except that now I have just written it ! Damn !


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    #37
    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzO1mCAVyMw


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    #38
    l3LoWnA
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    Stargal wrote: »
    Oh puh-lease, that has to be one of the most ridiculous things I've ever read. Of course size matters and no amount of male-ego-stroking or amateur-pop-psychology can change that. This kind of idiotic nonsense reduces female sexuality to being solely about intimacy and emotion to the complete neglect of the physical side of things -which is bollocks, frankly. Show me the woman who looks admiringly at a rock hard 4-inch cock and I'll show you someone who doesn't have a fúcking clue of how good sex can be and needs a good, proper ride.

    Couldn't have said it better myself! A girl, who's other half has a small penis will OF COURSE try to say that it's not size that matters, size, motion, technique, stamina ALL matter when it comes to a man and his parts!! Same goes for women, on all the same subjects.....


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    #39
    gcgirl
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    When your in love you tend to forget about the small things !! the ex was not on the big side but he was good at oral but the current shag what can i say girth is a great thing way bigger that the ex like i don't have a Fanny like O Connell st i may of had 3 kids but my ladybox is intacted 3 lovely c sections so it is nice to actually feel getting f**ked as for small ex even from behind it was have you got it in yet!!

    and this is my 100 post !!!


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    #40
    l3LoWnA
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    and this is my 100 post !!!

    Congrats!!!


    And.....
    but the current shag what can i say girth is a great thing way bigger that the ex

    Lucky you!! :D


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    #41
    gcgirl
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    l3LoWnA wrote: »
    Congrats!!!


    And.....



    Lucky you!! :D


    Jees i know!! i just can't wait for the weekend !! i was peeling a carrot and all i could think of was my current shag!! it was a rather big one!!


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    #42
    Jesus Wept
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    carrot-penis2.jpg


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    #43
    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
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    can we go back to the time when women weren't allowed talk about sex openly?

    I'm finding all this very unnerving.


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    #44
    gcgirl
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    The-Rigger wrote: »
    carrot-penis2.jpg


    its way way bigger than that!!


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    #45
    l3LoWnA
    Registered Users Posts: 890 ✭✭✭l3LoWnA


    gcgirl wrote: »
    its way way bigger than that!!



    23605.jpg

    ?:confused:?

    (I know I know it's not a carrot but.....it IS a cucumber!)


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    #46
    gcgirl
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    if you look at it quickly it looks like a sword fish???

    could you imaging one of them impailing you !!

    wait don't even answer that too painful!


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    #47
    l3LoWnA
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    bigboy1.jpg

    ?


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    #48
    gcgirl
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    thats more like it!!!


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    #49
    monkeyfudge
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    Okay... I'm getting flashbacks to Esther Rantzen and That's Life now...


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