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Birdie poem

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  • 18-11-2007 11:53am
    #1
    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭


    Birdie, birdie in the sky
    Dropped some white stuff in my eye,
    I'm a big girl I won't cry,
    I'm just glad that cows don't fly.

    ********************** **************************************

    Dangerous Squirrels
    A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe’s first time ever hunting, so he was following Bob’s lead.

    Bob saw a small herd of deer and told Joe to stay in the exact spot he was and to be quiet!

    After a few minutes, Bob heard a loud scream. He ran back and asked Joe what had happened.

    Joe said "There was this snake and he slittered across my feet, but I never screamed.

    Then there was this bear that came up to me and snarled, but I never screamed."

    "So then what did make you scream," Bob asked, exasperated. "Well," Joe continued, "two squirells crawled up my pants and I overheard them say, "Should we take them home or eat ’em now?""

    ***********************************************************************


    Meals on Wheels
    Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to heaven, God asked her how she liked being on earth. She told the Lord that it was awful -- she had to sleep in cold back alleys, where there was no food and life was hard. God told her that he was sorry it had had turned out that way -- but here, in heaven, she would be happy and He would give her the most comfortable, warm pillow to sleep on.

    The cat laid down upon the pillow and was happy.

    A few days later, about a dozen mice that came to heaven together and God asked them how they had liked earth.

    The earth was no better for them than it was the cat.

    They explained to God that it was tough and exhausting and their feet were worn out from always running from cats and dogs and people. God felt bad for the mice and decided to give them rollerskates.

    One day God sees the cat again and asked her how she was liking heaven. She explained that it was absolutely wonderful.

    The pillow he gave her was the most comfortable place that she had ever slept on, but even better than the pillow were the meals on wheels.


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