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Turf throwing contest.

  • 18-11-2007 12:00PM
    #1
    Brethitmanhart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 244 ✭✭


    Paddy englishman, paddy irishman and paddy scotsman decided to have a turf throwing contest.
    Paddy englishman started and threw the bag of turf up in the air and it went up and came down.
    Paddy scotsman then threw his bag of turf and it went up and up and then down....it went double the height of paddy englishmans.

    Then paddy irishman had his go, he threw it and it went up and up and up...

    Okay I've another one

    There was this chicken that used to lay golden eggs, when the owner found out he realised this chicken could make him millions, so him and a group of friends decided to go to america to make the most of this chicken.
    While on the plane over to america, an accident happened, a door opened and the chicken fell out...the chicken was flying trying to get back in, and the owner and his friends were reaching trying to get hold of the chicken, then SPLAT!


    He got hit with a bag of turf!


Comments

  • #2
    r3nu4l
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,392 ✭✭✭✭r3nu4l


    That is strangely amusing :D I like it! Stars for you.


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