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  • 18-11-2007 12:29pm
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    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭


    "Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo."

    Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the name of our Four-door, who art in Half-ton.

    I'm speaking of our lord and Mazda, Jeep-sus Chrysler.

    He is the Alfa and the Romeo.

    He was born in a Ranger, he was Tempo'd by the DeVille, and he Daihatsu'd for your Sentras.

    He said, "Dodge not, that ye not be Dodged.

    Thou shalt not Corvette thy neighbor's Whitewall, but turn the other Cherokee.

    If ye have Fiat, ye can move Montecarlos.

    He ain't Chevy, he's my Beretta."

    He ate the Last Supra, and he climbed the mount of Cavalier, where they Cruise-controlled him on the Motocross.

    But God, in his Infiniti Mercedes, did Rolls away the Stanza.

    Let us Prelude: Sayeth the prophet Isuzu, in the Dusenburg Bible, In the 23rd Saab, "The Ford is my Chauffeur. I shall not Walk.

    He Lexus me in the paths of Right-turn-signals.

    Yea, though I walk through the Valet of the Shadow of Dart, I shall Fiero no Eagle.

    Subaru Goo dwrench and Mercury shall Volvo me Audi Daytonas of my life, and I shall Dwellmeter house of Delorean, Four-cylinder."

    Gloria, In Ex-Celica Geo!


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    Mahatma coat
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭Mahatma coat


    aw you forgot the classic

    First 'traveller' in the Bible

    Hosanna in the Hiace :D


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    Hagar
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    And Moses came down from the mount and the roar of his Triumph was heard across the land.


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    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    Hagar wrote: »
    And Moses came down from the mount and the roar of his Triumph was heard across the land.

    Of Corsa he did !


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    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,900 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Slightly transport related

    The greatest act of contortion in the bible ?
    When Jesus tied his ass to a tree and then walked in to Jerusalem.

    Mahatma coat wrote:
    aw you forgot the classic

    First 'traveller' in the Bible

    Hosanna in the Hiace

    From Genesis

    Ge 37:25 -
    Then they sat down to eat a meal. And as they raised their eyes and looked, behold, a caravan of Ishmaelites was coming from Gilead,

    And then there was the flight to Egypt, with Pontius the Pilot


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