I'm in a fozzy of a dilly of a pickle.

Terry

So I woke up sprawled on the couch this morning after a particularly heavy session last night and saw a big plate of chips and a breast of southern fried chicken on a plate on my desk.

Now I'm really hungry and I don't have any hangover food in the house (damn healthy kick).

Do I eat the chicken and hope for the best?
Now I know that it was cooked yesterday because I got food from the same place the night before last and they didn't have any breasts left then.

I'm not going to the shop, because 12.30 mass is just finishing now and the shops will be swamped with church goers.

Also, If anyone wants to go out and pick me up some smokes, I'd be eternally grateful.

Also, also, try not to spill curry sauce while falling off your chair.
It took three tea-towels to clean that crap up.

Jesus Wept

Nuke it in the microwave and eat.

nyom, nyom, nyom.

Edit: I'd dump the chips though.

Xavi6

Terry wrote: »

So I woke up sprawled on the couch this morning after a particularly heavy session last night and saw a big plate of chips and a breast of southern fried chicken on a plate on my desk.

Now I'm really hungry and I don't have any hangover food in the house (damn healthy kick).

Do I eat the chicken and hope for the best?
Now I know that it was cooked yesterday because I got food from the same place the night before last and they didn't have any breasts left then.

Takeaway two nights in a row? That's some healthy kick!

I'd suggest leaving the chicken and just eat the chips.

Jesus Wept

Xavi6 wrote: »

I'd suggest leaving the chicken and just eat the chips.

You must be trolling? Or a complete amature, which is it?

Xavi6

The-Rigger wrote: »

You must be trolling? Or a complete amature, which is it?

Nah I just never leave a scrap of my drunken meal. Nothing left for the next morning!

Pigman II

Why don't you just become jewish and then you wouldn't have to do anything?

Proxy

The-Rigger wrote: »

Nuke it in the microwave and eat.

nyom, nyom, nyom.

Edit: I'd dump the chips though.

Yeah, nuke it to an inch of it coming back to life and it'll be sound. Tashty too.

humbert

If it was me I'd probably be munching away at them cold before it even occurred to be that it might not be a good idea.

Sarky

Eat it. Eat it all. Either the microorganisms in/on the chicken will give your immune system a decent workout, or you'll be so nervous that your increased stomach acid will destroy them before they have a chance. Win win,tbh.

Trojan911

Terry wrote: »

Now I'm really hungry and I don't have any hangover food in the house (damn healthy kick).

Tut, Tut, Tut..... Always have an emergency pack on standby. If that fails then a pint of water, Berocca tablet + 2 x Nurofen Advanced (Always read the label, blah, blah blah).... Works for me...

Terry wrote: »

Do I eat the chicken and hope for the best?
Now I know that it was cooked yesterday because I got food from the same place the night before last and they didn't have any breasts left then.

Nuke it to bits, then go back on the lash....

Now, I'm off on the lash myself in the next hour, (checks for standby hangover food rations).

AlmightyCushion

Ring up a friend and ask him if he's coming over. If he says yes ask him to stop off at the shop for you or get a take-away for you. If he says no, ring another friend.

Trojan911

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Ring up a friend and ask him if he's coming over. If he says yes ask him to stop off at the shop for you or get a take-away for you. If he says no, ring another friend.

He might only have one friend....

A-Trak

Curry Sauce & Southern fried chicken breast & blender = Delicious smoothy.

And cos it's a smoothy, it will of course fit in with your health kick.

Proxy

A-Trak wrote: »

Curry Sauce & Southern fried chicken breast & blender = Delicious smoothy.

And cos it's a smoothy, it will of course fit in with your health kick.

Ugh... that made me gag...

Rhyme

Eat it you wimp.

Overheal

day old chips are sex if theyve been soaking in vinegar

TheVan

Get off your ass and go to Spar/Centra/Londis and get....

A banana (restores the potassium lost)
Sausages and rashers (the infinite comfort given by grease)
Coke (for the sugar)

and drink ****eloads of water.


You're gonna get food poisoning from the chicken...and the vom vom, not nyom nyom

Terry

Xavi6 wrote: »

Takeaway two nights in a row? That's some healthy kick!

I'd suggest leaving the chicken and just eat the chips.

I had two boiled chicken breasts in the fridge, but the lure of the take away was too much.

Pigman II wrote: »

Why don't you just become jewish and then you wouldn't have to do anything?

I was thinking of doing that.
Kaballalllahhh to be exact. I'm hoping to get head off Madonna.

A-Trak wrote: »

Curry Sauce & Southern fried chicken breast & blender = Delicious smoothy.

And cos it's a smoothy, it will of course fit in with your health kick.

But the curry sauce spilled all over my desk and onto the rug (which really ties the room together).

TheVan wrote: »

Get off your ass and go to Spar/Centra/Londis and get....

A banana (restores the potassium lost)
Sausages and rashers (the infinite comfort given by grease)
Coke (for the sugar)

and drink ****eloads of water.


You're gonna get food poisoning from the chicken...and the vom vom, not nyom nyom

As luck would have it, a friend left his van in my driveway last night before we went out.
He called over to pick it up and I bummed a lift to the shop and got my pack of sensations and a large bottle of coke and some cans for tonight.
I might give the chips a go later. Throw them in the oven for a few minutes.

Crisis averted.
Mods, could you lock this thread, please?

Jesus Wept

Terry wrote: »

But the curry sauce spilled all over my desk and onto the rug (which really ties the room together).

Try micturating upon it.

That gets out curry sauce stains.

wil

I think I smell burning.
You left those chips in the oven for the last 6 hours didnt you?;)
Ah well charcoal, that'll soak up the alcohol and salmonella.:cool:

Rabies

I woke up sunday night in my bosses house after a drinking session in the morning after work.
Had the mother of all hangovers. Fell asleep in my boss's bed with my g/f. Some how she managed to end up in the chair and I awoke to find I was wearing no jeans or box shorts.... Don't think we did the nasty in my bosses bed.... well... I think I'm sure I didn't...
That is what happens when you play a drinking game at it back fires. 3/4 of a bottle of vodka later along with everything else I had straight after work.... Not a good mix.
It's now monday evening and I'm still not right.

Fajitas!

Pizza delivery is perfect for these situations.









N00bs :rolleyes:

sdanseo

Terry wrote: »

Mods, could you lock this thread, please?

Now we know you're just lazy :eek: