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My old girlfriend & her farts

  • 19-11-2007 12:55am
    #1
    magick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,478 ✭✭✭


    My old girlfriend from college used to fart when ever she felt like it. Even if we were in public, she'd just let one rip and not give a damn. She was kind of a tomboy, but only in her actions.

    Anyway, this one time when we were having sex she farted so loud that she pooped on the bed sheets. She was so embarrassed and ending up crying... but the reason why she cried wasn't because she pooped on the sheets, it was because I couldn't stop laughing at her. In fact, I laughed to the point where I started to fart like a machine gun. I couldn't stop myself.

    So, in the end, she broke up with me because she felt I wasn't "mature" enough to handle her "mature" farts.


Comments

  • #2
    davejones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 125 ✭✭davejones


    Your better off without her.
    Dirty B*tch:eek:


  • #3
    C_Breeze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,435 ✭✭✭C_Breeze


    Obviously a joke but HAHAHA - classic! :D


  • #4
    l3LoWnA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 890 ✭✭✭l3LoWnA


    So let me get this straight....

    SHE dumped YOU because you laughed after SHE shat herself?! That's crazy!


  • #5
    Holmer
    Registered Users Posts: 284 ✭✭Holmer


    At least you had something to focus on to stop you coming too soon for the rest of your time together:)


  • #6
    bronte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    Feckin hell!


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  • #7
    connundrum
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭connundrum


    Wait a minute, I thought wimmins didn't fart?


  • #8
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    magick wrote: »
    My old girlfriend from college used to fart when ever she felt like it. Even if we were in public, she'd just let one rip and not give a damn. She was kind of a tomboy, but only in her actions.

    Anyway, this one time when we were having sex she farted so loud that she pooped on the bed sheets. She was so embarrassed and ending up crying... but the reason why she cried wasn't because she pooped on the sheets, it was because I couldn't stop laughing at her. In fact, I laughed to the point where I started to fart like a machine gun. I couldn't stop myself.

    So, in the end, she broke up with me because she felt I wasn't "mature" enough to handle her "mature" farts.

    Been reading grouphug much?


  • #9
    Steyr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,266 ✭✭✭Steyr


    connundrum wrote: »
    Wait a minute, I thought wimmins didn't fart?

    They do!!!:eek: Dirty birdies!:p


  • #10
    Karoma
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    Stop re-posting stuff from other sites. Next one is a ban.


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