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Blonde execution

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  • 19-11-2007 12:47pm
    #1
    Green Giant
    Registered Users Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭


    A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are all about to be executed by a firing squad. The executioner calls the brunette over first and asks her if she has any last requests.
    "No," she says.
    "All right, boys," exclaims the executioner. "Ready...aim..."
    "EARTHQUAKE!" screams the brunette. Everyone else looks around while she absconds to safety. The redhead is next to be called.
    "Any last requests?" asks the executioner.
    "None," she says.
    "OK. Boys, ready...aim..."
    "TORNADO!" shrieks the redhead. Everyone else has a look around once more and the redhead runs to her freedom. By now, the blonde realises how her life can be spared and confidently walks over when called by the executioner. She, too, has no last requests.
    "Fine. Ready...aim..."
    "FIRE!!" shouts the blonde, who is promptly shot dead.


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