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AKQJ10

ianmc38 wrote: »

nice work woot.

if you can do a sonnet and a haiku ill give you $5 for each. Also another $5 if you google cardshark broke and read the thread, then write a poem based on that.

If i like all 3 ill give you a bonus of $5 so $20 total

lol

Flushdraw

ianmc38 wrote: »

nice work woot.

if you can do a sonnet and a haiku ill give you $5 for each. Also another $5 if you google cardshark broke and read the thread, then write a poem based on that.

If i like all 3 ill give you a bonus of $5 so $20 total

BTW, i paid a railbird on stars to follow you around and abuse you for a while during one of the boards games....Did he do it??

ianmc38

lol really? if it was the horse i missed it

wootwootgo

hey bro, im about to go to work so ill make this quick, just a quick Haiku for now but I will def. do the other sonnet and poem when i get off work. here goes:

Ace on the River
I really think that I'm beat
I'll call it anyway


I havent done one of those in a while

ianmc38

good start

Gholimoli

this poem was PMed to me by Willie .
i thought it was too classy not to post it here.
i think it's brilliant .

Gholy and the drunk.

Two foreign gits were playing da cards,
Not sure which , was the bigger tard,
The guy who did cheat, with his drunken deceit,
Or the goon who went ape**** on boards (sorry I mean bards)

The boards goon wins the tard prize,
As he should really have opened his eyes,
Instead he opened the gate, the drunk declared straight,
HE HAS NOTHING the assembled mob cried.

The goon, then realised his mistake,
And screamed 'you’re a cheat for fks sake',
So he unmucked his hand, out came the brass band,
Both the guys should be on Ricky Lake (or springer wtf)


Solksjaer!

Tar.Aldarion

Love the thread, more rhymes to be said.

a-k-47

wootwootgo wrote: »

hey bro, im about to go to work so ill make this quick, just a quick Haiku for now but I will def. do the other sonnet and poem when i get off work. here goes:

Ace on the River
I really think that I'm beat
I'll call it anyway
fcuk it im beat!

I havent done one of those in a while

keep it up wootwoot

wootwootgo

I guess we've reached a new low,
when a player is so broke that he go,
through the garbage like a trick ho,
All for a 10 that hes about to blow,
but maybe there is a happy ending,
because hopefully some will be sending,
a nice donation for cheering and begging,
for poems, rhymes, and Cardshark pegging.

:cool:

wootwootgo

and for my sonnet...

Now theres this wild game called poker,
and some might think you need skill,
but u can still win being a joker,
u just might end up with a bill,
Ive played the game a couple times,
and lost a bunch of my money,
But hopefully with these poker rhymes,
Someone will think I am funny,
And maybe they'll send me some cash,
but maybe they'll think that im wack,
and tell me to stick these words up my ass,
and to never post anything back.

Now thats the end of the lesson,
So for all your suckouts stop stressin.

mickste

messiah

Marq

I just found WootWootgo playing on tilt and I can confirm that this is him.
He's busto now so if anyone feels like donating to a good cause ship da moneyz.

Jesus Wept

Flushdraw wrote: »

BTW, i paid a railbird on stars to follow you around and abuse you for a while during one of the boards games....Did he do it??

I'll do that anytime (abuse Ian), reasonable rates apply.
Top notch abuse guaranteed.

phantom_lord

wootwootgo wrote: »

I guess we've reached a new low,
when a player is so broke that he go,
through the garbage like a trick ho,
All for a 10 that hes about to blow,
but maybe there is a happy ending,
because hopefully some will be sending,
a nice donation for cheering and begging,
for poems, rhymes, and Cardshark pegging.

:cool:

$5 shipped from poor_people_lol

wootwootgo

Thanks phantom, i appreciate it a lot dude

So i got 5 from phantom lord,
i'll play with it when im bored,
but u know that im lying when i say,
because im going RIGHT NOW! to play.

Marq

thanks for the latest poem wootwootgo:

WootWootGo (Observer): i know this dude
jimmy cake, he places higher than a wake
and bake, and if you think your going to
take, his money your dreaming so wake

I'm off to bed now.

wootwootgo

hey Ian how u like the poems?

Jesus Wept

wootwootgo wrote: »

hey Ian how u like the poems?

Ian prefers the limericks.

RoundTower

The-Rigger wrote: »

Ian prefers the limericks.

no one prefers Limerick

ianmc38

hey wootwoot. i liked your haiku and your sonnet. the one about cardshark started well but went a little bit off track. So far you've earned $10.

I'd like to see you make an improved effort with the poem about Cardshark. I'm thinking something epic like Milton's Paradise Lost, though you can shorten it a little. Some things you can use for inspiration are his red hair, his name Reggie and his English descendancy. It would be good if you read through the whole thread to pick up on some of the finer details. If it's really impressive, you might even get an extra bonus, but it would have to be something extraordinary. Having seen some of your work, I feel you can definitely do it, so I'm looking forward to reading your next effort.

Also, what's your name on Stars to transfer the $10 to?

[nicK]

ianmc38 wrote: »

I'm thinking something epic like Milton's Paradise Lost, though you can shorten it a little.

lol

wootwootgo

thanks dude my name is WootWootGo but i only have a FullTilt account

wootwootgo

ianmc38 wrote: »

hey wootwoot. i liked your haiku and your sonnet. the one about cardshark started well but went a little bit off track. So far you've earned $10.

I'd like to see you make an improved effort with the poem about Cardshark. I'm thinking something epic like Milton's Paradise Lost, though you can shorten it a little. Some things you can use for inspiration are his red hair, his name Reggie and his English descendancy. It would be good if you read through the whole thread to pick up on some of the finer details. If it's really impressive, you might even get an extra bonus, but it would have to be something extraordinary. Having seen some of your work, I feel you can definitely do it, so I'm looking forward to reading your next effort.

Also, what's your name on Stars to transfer the $10 to?

thanks dude my name is WootWootGo but i only have a FullTilt account

RoundTower

ianmc38 wrote: »

hey wootwoot. i liked your haiku and your sonnet. the one about cardshark started well but went a little bit off track. So far you've earned $10.

I'd like to see you make an improved effort with the poem about Cardshark. I'm thinking something epic like Milton's Paradise Lost, though you can shorten it a little. Some things you can use for inspiration are his red hair, his name Reggie and his English descendancy. It would be good if you read through the whole thread to pick up on some of the finer details. If it's really impressive, you might even get an extra bonus, but it would have to be something extraordinary. Having seen some of your work, I feel you can definitely do it, so I'm looking forward to reading your next effort.

Also, what's your name on Stars to transfer the $10 to?

I think you're doing very well. I'd also like to see an epic poem about Reginald. You could work in his propensity for welshing on prop bets and being a massive fish at Chinese poker, and of course him being a constantly broke degenerate. You could also get thousands of people to watch this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8ZjqaZNLpg

I'll contribute $10 for a high quality epic.

wootwootgo

The Crazed Carrot AKA Reggie (CardShark)


There was a degenerate named Crazed Carrot,
Who talked out his ass like a parrot,
Now they called him Crazed cause he welshes,
And he's dangerous for you like old shellfish,
He thought he was worthy to play,
In the World Series of Poker that day,
But he donked out early and busted,
And since he could never be trusted,
No one around would give him a loan,
So Verizon had to shut off his phone,
Now Reggie had thought of himself as a shark,
But in reality he was really stuck in the dark,
For this fish it was time to be fried,
Now hes wishing that he never lied,
So now hes broke and alone,
And his parents wont let him come home,
So you see the moral of this story is sweet,
If you go back on you word you'll get beat.

:cool:
Thanks for reading
Hope u guys like it, WootWootGo on FullTilt

ianmc38

hey woot, its a good start but its well short of epic. you're going to have to go the extra yards to secure the full $20 and a possible bonus. Roundtower will also contribute $10 so you have the chance of a nice score here, but I really need to see you put the effort in. Although the above is a better effort than earlier, it's still well short of bonus standards.

I'd like to see you use some proper poetic stylings in the next submissions. I can see you're more than capable of busting a rhyme, but I'd like to see some assonance and alliteration, denotation and connotation, some allegories and also a change of the poetic meter in use.

I think if you can incorporate some of these elements with your sweet rhyming skills you could be in for a big pay day. I'll check back in a few hours and hopefully you'll have created a tour-de-force of modern poetry for us all to enjoy.

wootwootgo

hey Ian, Do you think you could send me a token of good faith since I have already wrote the haiku, sonnet, and 2 poems about Reggie. I will def write a masterpiece if you can.

RoundTower

you're certainly on the right road, I've sent $5 to be getting on with and there's another fiver with your name on it if you can make something that we could actually sing, or possibly chant.

HalfBaked

As RoundTower said you on the right road. I have also sent you $5 dollars on FT for your work so far. If you can create an epic Cardshark chant I will also send you more $$$ as I'm sure a few others will. Keep up the good work!

CHD

Wow i guess gamblers will do anything for money....