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connie147

Ok,I'm having another crack at it. If enjoyed,donations to Santas strike force under DeV's sig

Oh my god,what am I at,Im really in a daze,
I just lost 16 buy ins,in a little over 4 days,
I really dont think its me,I'd say they're all card-rackers,
Cause my figures read at 30/20, on my poker tracker.
I keep looking at my graph,spirralling in a downward trend,
Its gone so fcuking low now,I no longer see its end.
I have downloaded all the tools,pokerace and poker hud,
But it makes no fcuking difference,I'm still no fcuking good.

I am just back from waterford,i had a great week-end,
But doesnt tournament poker,drive you round the fcuking bend,
Made it to the money,but got turfed out the door,
When Jenny Mason called me,with a pair of FCUKING fours.
And what about the hygiene,now Nicky has some foes,
From people shaking their dicks,and fingers up their nose,
Not directed at anyone,especially Nicky Power,
Go clean up your bloody act,and take a fcuking shower.

Two lads decide to go all in,with smiles upon their faces,
But one boy's smile becomes a grin,when his 5's cracks the aces,
Goodluck2me halts the pot,you forgot to burn a card,
Dealer says she dont make mistakes,as she stares him down quite hard,
"Count the muck",says Joe to her,says she you are so mean,
It turns out she was short a card, should have been 17,
Kelly arrived and made a rule,we all did a shiver,
When he decided to change the board,and an ace pops on the river!

I wasn't the only boardie deep,Smurf was in the money,
Always with a smiling face,shes really kinda funny,
"I'd like to get a win" said she,while pulling out her hair,
"you probably would"says Nicky Power,if you dont over value mid-pairs.
Nicky Power himself was there,till button raised by Jen,
Nicky says "enough's enough",and he pushes with ace ten,
Jen was holding a pair of jacks,they seldom ever fail,
And with his tail between his legs,she sent him to the rail.

My little ode would be imcomplete,like a farmer without a welly,
If I didnt mention in a verse,the famous Hector Jelly,
The man we all look up to,his opinion we respect,
A fearless online player,no weakness I detect,
And what about the live game,where all the pots get raked,
And most of the players in Dublin,run scared of Half Baked,
But coming up on his outer,for all the players to see,
Is another cash table tormentor,known here as BCB.

And what about our Flipper,who won the IPC,
Folded Aces before the flop,when they were down to three,
And then of course there LuckyLLoyd,green poker champ supreme,
Whose mighty win in Drogheda,fullfilled a long held dream.
Lets not forget Rob Taylor,posts here as Norwich Fan Rob,
He stormed his way through Vegas,came home with a nice few bob,
And not forgetting Roundtower, known also as Dave Murray,
His push from utg with 22,brought him home in a hurry.

Lets not forget the Chopper,who makes these hero calls,
When told its no good in the long run, said thats a load o'balls,
Or what about Mr Fibble,who wanted his cards to gleam,
And being short of any ideas,threw them in the washing machine,
I really could go on all day,this forums full of fun,
But I'd finish up falling out with nearly everyone,
just take from me 1 piece of advice,youll surely have less strife,
Just get your chips in when your ahead,and fcuk your tournament life!!.

hf4z6sqo7vjngi

connie147 wrote: »

Ok,I'm having another crack at it. If enjoyed,donations to Santas strike force under DeV's sig

Oh my god,what am I at,Im really in a daze,
I just lost 16 buy ins,in a little over 4 days,
I really dont think its me,I'd say they're all card-rackers,
Cause my figures read at 30/20, on my poker tracker.
I keep looking at my graph,spirralling in a downward trend,
Its gone so fcuking low now,I no longer see its end.
I have downloaded all the tools,pokerace and poker hud,
But it makes no fcuking difference,I'm still no fcuking good.

I am just back from waterford,i had a great week-end,
But doesnt tournament poker,drive you round the fcuking bend,
Made it to the money,but got turfed out the door,
When Jenny Mason called me,with a pair of FCUKING fours.
And what about the hygiene,now Nicky has some foes,
From people shaking their dicks,and fingers up their nose,
Not directed at anyone,especially Nicky Power,
Go clean up your bloody act,and take a fcuking shower.

Two lads decide to go all in,with smiles upon their faces,
But one boy's smile becomes a grin,when his 5's cracks the aces,
Goodluck2me halts the pot,you forgot to burn a card,
Dealer says she dont make mistakes,as she stares him down quite hard,
"Count the muck",says Joe to her,says she you are so mean,
It turns out she was short a card, should have been 17,
Kelly arrived and made a rule,we all did a shiver,
When he decided to change the board,and an ace pops on the river!

I wasn't the only boardie deep,Smurf was in the money,
Always with a smiling face,shes really kinda funny,
"I'd like to get a win" said she,while pulling out her hair,
"you probably would"says Nicky Power,if you dont over value mid-pairs.
Nicky Power himself was there,till button raised by Jen,
Nicky says "enough's enough",and he pushes with ace ten,
Jen was holding a pair of jacks,they seldom ever fail,
And with his tail between his legs,she sent him to the rail.

My little ode would be imcomplete,like a farmer without a welly,
If I didnt mention in a verse,the famous Hector Jelly,
The man we all look up to,his opinion we respect,
A fearless online player,no weakness I detect,
And what about the live game,where all the pots get raked,
And most of the players in Dublin,run scared of Half Baked,
But coming up on his outer,for all the players to see,
Is another cash table tormentor,known here as BCB.

And what about our Flipper,who won the IPC,
Folded Aces before the flop,when they were down to three,
And then of course there LuckyLLoyd,green poker champ supreme,
Whose mighty win in Drogheda,fullfilled a long held dream.
Lets not forget Rob Taylor,posts here as Norwich Fan Rob,
He stormed his way through Vegas,came home with a nice few bob,
And not forgetting Roundtower, known also as Dave Murray,
His push from utg with 22,brought him home in a hurry.

Lets not forget the Chopper,who makes these hero calls,
When told its no good in the long run, said thats a load o'balls,
Or what about Mr Fibble,who wanted his cards to gleam,
And being short of any ideas,threw them in the washing machine,
I really could go on all day,this forums full of fun,
But I'd finish up falling out with nearly everyone,
just take from me 1 piece of advice,youll surely have less strife,
Just get your chips in when your ahead,and fcuk your tournament life!!.

great stuff, wanna book deal??

nicnicnic

connie147 wrote: »

Ok,I'm having another crack at it. If enjoyed,donations to Santas strike force under DeV's sig

Oh my god,what am I at,Im really in a daze,
I just lost 16 buy ins,in a little over 4 days,
I really dont think its me,I'd say they're all card-rackers,
Cause my figures read at 30/20, on my poker tracker.
I keep looking at my graph,spirralling in a downward trend,
Its gone so fcuking low now,I no longer see its end.
I have downloaded all the tools,pokerace and poker hud,
But it makes no fcuking difference,I'm still no fcuking good.

I am just back from waterford,i had a great week-end,
But doesnt tournament poker,drive you round the fcuking bend,
Made it to the money,but got turfed out the door,
When Jenny Mason called me,with a pair of FCUKING fours.
And what about the hygiene,now Nicky has some foes,
From people shaking their dicks,and fingers up their nose,
Not directed at anyone,especially Nicky Power,
Go clean up your bloody act,and take a fcuking shower.

Two lads decide to go all in,with smiles upon their faces,
But one boy's smile becomes a grin,when his 5's cracks the aces,
Goodluck2me halts the pot,you forgot to burn a card,
Dealer says she dont make mistakes,as she stares him down quite hard,
"Count the muck",says Joe to her,says she you are so mean,
It turns out she was short a card, should have been 17,
Kelly arrived and made a rule,we all did a shiver,
When he decided to change the board,and an ace pops on the river!

I wasn't the only boardie deep,Smurf was in the money,
Always with a smiling face,shes really kinda funny,
"I'd like to get a win" said she,while pulling out her hair,
"you probably would"says Nicky Power,if you dont over value mid-pairs.
Nicky Power himself was there,till button raised by Jen,
Nicky says "enough's enough",and he pushes with ace ten,
Jen was holding a pair of jacks,they seldom ever fail,
And with his tail between his legs,she sent him to the rail.

My little ode would be imcomplete,like a farmer without a welly,
If I didnt mention in a verse,the famous Hector Jelly,
The man we all look up to,his opinion we respect,
A fearless online player,no weakness I detect,
And what about the live game,where all the pots get raked,
And most of the players in Dublin,run scared of Half Baked,
But coming up on his outer,for all the players to see,
Is another cash table tormentor,known here as BCB.

And what about our Flipper,who won the IPC,
Folded Aces before the flop,when they were down to three,
And then of course there LuckyLLoyd,green poker champ supreme,
Whose mighty win in Drogheda,fullfilled a long held dream.
Lets not forget Rob Taylor,posts here as Norwich Fan Rob,
He stormed his way through Vegas,came home with a nice few bob,
And not forgetting Roundtower, known also as Dave Murray,
His push from utg with 22,brought him home in a hurry.

Lets not forget the Chopper,who makes these hero calls,
When told its no good in the long run, said thats a load o'balls,
Or what about Mr Fibble,who wanted his cards to gleam,
And being short of any ideas,threw them in the washing machine,
I really could go on all day,this forums full of fun,
But I'd finish up falling out with nearly everyone,
just take from me 1 piece of advice,youll surely have less strife,
Just get your chips in when your ahead,and fcuk your tournament life!!.

Connie for poet laureate another masterpiece

Lazare

5starpool wrote: »

That who this is?

LOL, I got a PM (won't mention who from) asking the same thing. I was just joking because his rhyme was very spiralesque. I'd love if that clown did post here, if only for the extra workload it would generate for you Dom.


Also, well done Connie, was hard to top your first one, but that certainly did.

Flushdraw

I like Bobsloanes tribute to Eminem...very good sir

wootwootgo

hey guys, if anyone is feeling a little generous send 5 to Money579 on FullTilt. Hes a buddy of mine whos a little down on his luck. thanks guys

ianmc38

never ask anyone here for money again wootwoot. you promised us an epic and stole our monies, spurting out the same banal tripe over and over again.

so you must clear ur reputation with an epic or go back to the railbirding.

AKQJ10

ianmc38 wrote: »

never ask anyone here for money again wootwoot. you promised us an epic and stole our monies, spurting out the same banal tripe over and over again.

so you must clear ur reputation with an epic or go back to the railbirding.

Firm but fair!

Rb

wootwootgo wrote: »

Hey guys, its me WootWootGo, thanks for all your comments and suggestions. Since I had 2 screennams on fulltilt, they closed WootWootGo so now I use my primany screenname Money579. If anyone is feeling those poems and wants to donate to their writer id appreciate it greatly. :cool:

wootwootgo wrote: »

hey guys, if anyone is feeling a little generous send 5 to Money579 on FullTilt. Hes a buddy of mine whos a little down on his luck. thanks guys

Hrmm...

5starpool

Flushdraw wrote: »

I like Bobsloanes tribute to Eminem...very good sir

Seconded, the best part of this thread I thought.

ZZR1100

wd connie but whats this all about ? poet AND a dancer ..wow

http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=9607451946

DeVore

Oh jesus...jeeeeeeeesus..... Ze gogglez zey do nuzzin!!!!


Dude, you can't just post sh*t like that, its not right.

DeV

luckylucky

wootwootgo wrote:

Hey guys, its me WootWootGo, thanks for all your comments and suggestions. Since I had 2 screennams on fulltilt, they closed WootWootGo so now I use my primany screenname Money579. If anyone is feeling those poems and wants to donate to their writer id appreciate it greatly.

wootwootgo wrote:

hey guys, if anyone is feeling a little generous send 5 to Money579 on FullTilt. Hes a buddy of mine whos a little down on his luck. thanks guys

rb_ie wrote:

Hrmm...

Is wootwootgo Johnny Hughes's prodigy by any chance

Werewolf GOAT

Row row row your boat
I am the Werewolf GOAT