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Most embarrassing Moment

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  • 20-11-2007 11:23am
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    drunk_monk
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    What's your most embarrassing moment?

    I think the time I went to the supermarket with my other half (yes it does happen very occasionally!) was mine.

    I went off down another aisle to pick some thing up and as I walked back saw my missus leaning into a chilled cabinet, so decided to give her backside a friendly slap (as you do!) only to hear a disgruntled shriek as a woman, not my wife, span round and expelled several carefully phrased expletives toward me!

    At the same time my good lady was pushing the trolley toward us with a very concerned and enquiring look on her face, wanting to know what the $!!*& was going on?!

    I then had to try and explain to both women at the same time my very genuine mistake and the fact that "No I didnt know the woman" and "yes she did look very similar to my girlfriand" and "yes it was not a deliberate goosing" and "yes I would be very grateful if the woman didnt call the police".

    Then a quick exit from store just in case assaulted woman had homicidal husband in tow!


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    Mahatma coat
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    5tars


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    patmac
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    Mine was went to Cornwall circa 1993 with girlfriend and decided to try out this surfing lark in order to impress said bird. Hired wet suit and board, struggled for a good while putiing on the wetsuit, headed off a la Hasselhoff into the water where I heard this loud whistle. Came back out where the lifeguard asked was it my first time surfing I said how did he know? He replied in front of ex-girlfriend your surfing in a red flag zone and your wetsuits on back to front! I'm cringing as I type this.


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    The Bollox
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    patmac wrote: »
    Mine was went to Cornwall circa 1993 with girlfriend and decided to try out this surfing lark in order to impress said bird. Hired wet suit and board, struggled for a good while putiing on the wetsuit, headed off a la Hasselhoff into the water where I heard this loud whistle. Came back out where the lifeguard asked was it my first time surfing I said how did he know? He replied in front of ex-girlfriend your surfing in a red flag zone and your wetsuits on back to front! I'm cringing as I type this.

    my eyes are streaming after that one, good show


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    folan
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    fair play for admitting it!


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    Anthony_1980
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    when i was 15 sleeping in caravan in rush with all my cousins and my nan and granddad and i fell asleep early and they dribbled water on my face while asleep and i woke up saying " ma ma my nose is all drippy " and them wetting themselves


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