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Blanchardstown Racist

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  • 21-11-2007 4:13pm
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    Anthony_1980
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    i was in blanch shopping centre on sunday waiting outside a shop on my gf as you do and these 3 polish / foreign guys walking past and sounding like the taliban :) some irish bloke just went up to them and said " theres no lidl or aldi's here " and walked off , they hadnt a clue what he said , they just heard lidl and aldi , but i have to say i actually let a tiny bit of wee out i was laughing that hard and because i was right there i felt like a spa just laughing on my own :)


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    whiskeyman
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    Anthony_1980 wrote: »
    and these 3 polish / foreign guys walking past and sounding like the taliban :)
    WTF?

    Seriously man, if you're going to tell decent offensive jokes, at least have some element of humour in them... hence the 'joke' part.

    I would even bother putting this in lolocaust...


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    Malice
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    Anthony_1980 wrote: »
    i was in blanch shopping centre on sunday waiting outside a shop on my gf as you do and these 3 polish / foreign guys walking past and sounding like the taliban :) some irish bloke just went up to them and said " theres no lidl or aldi's here " and walked off , they hadnt a clue what he said , they just heard lidl and aldi , but i have to say i actually let a tiny bit of wee out i was laughing that hard and because i was right there i felt like a spa just laughing on my own :)
    :confused: How is this a joke exactly?


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    biko
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    Anthony_1980, you are the Blanchardstown Racist aren't you? :p


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    Homer
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    More like the village idiot me thinks?


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    Malice
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    Nah, the Blanchardstown Pants-Wetter I reckon :)


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    That_Guy
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    industria wrote: »
    More like the village idiot me thinks?

    Now that's a joke.

    But seriously we, as an Irish nation, can be so damn ignorant.


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    Homer
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    Anthony_1980 wrote: »
    i was in blanch shopping centre on sunday waiting outside a shop on my gf as you do and these 3 polish / foreign guys walking past and sounding like the taliban

    You don't think that sounds idiotic?


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    patmac
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    Anthony_1980 wrote: »
    i was in blanch shopping centre on sunday waiting outside a shop on my gf as you do and these 3 polish / foreign guys walking past and sounding like the taliban :) some irish bloke just went up to them and said " theres no lidl or aldi's here " and walked off , they hadnt a clue what he said , they just heard lidl and aldi , but i have to say i actually let a tiny bit of wee out i was laughing that hard and because i was right there i felt like a spa just laughing on my own :)

    How do you know what the Taliban sound like? Be careful the CIA monitor this website, as do Podge and Rodge who spent the first 5 minutes of last nights programme doing this lot http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055180160
    Show yourselves lads


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    dak
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    patmac wrote: »
    How do you know what the Taliban sound like? Be careful the CIA monitor this website, as do Podge and Rodge who spent the first 5 minutes of last nights programme doing this lot http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055180160
    Show yourselves lads


    Any one keep a (Tali on the bans )here ? LOL


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    Hagar
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    Four lads from Firhouse carrying two guitars, a fiddle and an accordion were arrested when they landed at JFK Airport. Security suspected them of being the Tallaght Band.


    Taxi...


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    Mahatma coat
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    I heard that Charlie bird interviewed that guy last night,

    course they wouldn t show it on Six 0ne news












    Something to do with a Telly Ban




















    Eh if I go now I can give Mickrourke a lift along the way
    now where did I put that Shovel


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    mickrourke
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    Mahatma coat wrote: »
    I heard that Charlie bird interviewed that guy last night,
    course they wouldn t show it on Six 0ne news
    Something to do with a Telly Ban
    Eh if I go now I can give Mickrourke a lift along the way
    now where did I put that Shovel

    Thats ok Mahatma, I booked you a place earlier,
    You and Hagar,
    Better bring your sun block.

    **Burn baby Burn, humour inferno, Burn Baby Burn**
    'Can this thread be locked, it can only get worse, and I'm only thinking of the children ;)'
    (although that might be more holocast material)


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    Mahatma coat
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭Mahatma coat


    you have seen the Thora Hird/Bad cow pun thread right?

    if not for the sake of yer sanity, avoid!!!!!


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