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  • 21-11-2007 6:26pm
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    Latchy
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    A Hearse containing a male body was being driven through a town to a cemetery .The hight street ended with a sharp corner ,leading down to a steep hill.Part way up , a dog ran acros the road ,the driver braked and the rear door of the hearse flew open .The coffin slid on to the road ,down the hill ,across the pavement ,through the open door of a chemists shop and stopped at the counter .The lid came off and the body sat up .The chemist said : ' can i help you ? ' The man replied: ' do you have anything to stop me coffin ? ' :D


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    #2
    quackquackBOOM
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    if they were driving forward why would the back door open when the brakes are applied and the body go backwards,change it to reversing and it would be ok


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    #3
    tolosenc
    Registered Users Posts: 6,889 ✭✭✭tolosenc


    Gravity.


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    #4
    Ro: maaan!
    Registered Users Posts: 6,592 ✭✭✭Ro: maaan!


    latchyco wrote: »
    The coffin slid on to the road ,down the hill ,across the pavement ,through the open door of a chemists shop and stopped at the counter
    :rolleyes:


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    davejones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 125 ✭✭davejones


    Was the man in the coffin a zombie or something?
    I know its a joke and jokes don't have to make sense but....
    :eek:


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    dak
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    davejones wrote: »
    Was the man in the coffin a zombie or something?
    I know its a joke and jokes don't have to make sense but....
    :eek:

    Give the op a break ! Sure its a low budget "B" rated joke ........LOL:)


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    mickrourke
    Registered Users Posts: 686 ✭✭✭mickrourke


    Your right Dak,
    I liked the Joke too.
    The laws of Physics don't apply to jokes, according to Einstein.


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    davejones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 125 ✭✭davejones


    dak wrote: »
    Give the op a break ! Sure its a low budget "B" rated joke ........LOL:)


    B rated? more like D rated!:)

    Why was a live person in the coffin?
    :)


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    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    davejones wrote: »
    B rated? more like D rated!:)

    Why was a live person in the coffin?
    :)

    "B" rated as in low budget horror Zombie movies !!


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    davejones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 125 ✭✭davejones


    dak wrote: »
    "B" rated as in low budget horror Zombie movies !!


    Yeah i know!
    i got it!!!;)


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    #11
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Chemist ,coffin ,coughing geddit ? ........ i know ,i know very B or D rated ,as long as it made yall larf :D


    PS ,thanks for the 3 stars, no-body was hurt in the prduction of this joke


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    #12
    davejones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 125 ✭✭davejones


    :D:D
    But to the OP its still a dead parrot.


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    BRIAN1956
    Closed Accounts Posts: 130 ✭✭BRIAN1956


    davejones wrote: »
    :D:D
    But to the OP its still a dead parrot.

    So the guy in the coffin was really Long John Silver and his Parrot was DEAD?
    Poor pretty Polly :p


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    cance
    Registered Users Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭cance


    davejones wrote: »
    :D:D
    But to the OP its still a dead parrot.

    well i liked it,


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    #15
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    cance wrote: »
    well i liked it,
    Only takes two people to start a mutiny :D:D


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