You have the Power to Destroy One Country...

Diemos

scaramanga wrote: »

:eek::eek::eek:
the polish ladies wudnt lace the argies boots:D

Until the argies turn 30 and look like old boots.

Besides the obvious England (for what they've done here in the past) and Israel
I'd have to say the entire continent of Africa, as a continent they've contributed nothing to the world stage (except AIDs and phishing).
There are a lot of close contenders eg Saudi Arabia, for their ass backwards treatment of women and the Vatican (for it's bloody past, hypocrisy and ass backward treatment of women).

I disagree with Spain, I know they are a pain in the ass in Dublin but I think it would be better to just ban them from Ireland

Who said Canada.......doesn't every Irish person correct a foreigner or for arguments sake lets call them Americans who say we are british.
Besides Canada rocks!

Diemos

super_furry wrote: »

Australia, so Irish piss-heads will have to find somewhere else to go 'travelling' for six months with 20 of their mates.

While wearing their local GAA jersy :rolleyes:

But I say save it because Aussie chicks are hot.

Bottle_of_Smoke

ZorbaTehZ wrote: »

Holland. Everyone I've met from that ****ing country is a stuck-up asshole.

It's the one place where you can walk into a shop & buy a bag of weed !

I'd take out Brazil. South America would look real funny. After taking all the women & making the best Harem ever!

Overheal

China. genocide on the chinese people would be a significant step in the right direction for population control. and pollution: theyre as bad as the USA in that regard. Maybe worse. Not to mention exporting childrens candy that contains the Date Rape Drug (google news search for it - im wrecked)

2 stroke

The Falklands. Just to piss maggie off.

Aseth

Diemos wrote: »

I'd have to say the entire continent of Africa, as a continent they've contributed nothing to the world stage (except AIDs and phishing).

hmmmm can we leave Egypt? Would love to see those pyramids...

ejmaztec

I'd nuke Cloud-Cuckoo Land, the place where all of the politicians live!

Terry

Overheal wrote: »

China. genocide on the chinese people would be a significant step in the right direction for population control. and pollution: theyre as bad as the USA in that regard. Maybe worse. Not to mention exporting childrens candy that contains the Date Rape Drug (google news search for it - im wrecked)

No way.
I thought about that earlier, but then I remembered Benny (Xhan) the Chinese bar man and he's a nice guy.

Take India (including Pakistan) instead. They want to kill each other, so let's save them the bother.

However, the state of Madras is to remain intact, because they make a kick ass curry.

biko

TheGooner wrote: »

Poland.

It's a joke
Q-what happens if you drop a bomb on Poland?
A-nothing, they're all somewhere else.

Country - Nigeria, for every mail account out there that needs saving

Pherekydes

Surprised nobody has plumped for Utopia. Never liked that place. Bomb that place back to the stone age. That'll show them. Perfect my ass.

marcsignal

monkeyfudge wrote: »

Oh it would be Germany for me... without question...

"Ein, Zwei, Drei, FEAR" eh ?

I'll have to abstain :mad: since my choices 1 & 2 are not allowed

Nightwish

Belgium - absolutely nothing there. A flat desolate place (outside of Brussels) stuck in an 80's timewarp.

dfx-

Zimbabwe - put them out of their misery and Mugabe has done most of the prep work already

Belgium and Somalia are good calls though

Outer Bongolia

Diemos wrote: »

I'd have to say the entire continent of Africa, as a continent they've contributed nothing to the world stage (except AIDs and phishing).

Like they have had much of a chance do contribute anything

arybvtcw0eolkf

I'm more inclined to go down the genocide road than just wipe out one country. That said I'd start with the Muslims, Palestinian Muslims first and progress from there.

After those I'd get the clutchies, so you see why I can't just hit a country!.

Ruu_Old

Greece, just cos.

Terry

Ruu wrote: »

Greece, just cos.

I'm breaching the rules (because I can) and doing away with the U.S.
The reason being that Ruu is there and stealing all my votes for mod of the year.


How do you like me now, bitch?

OPENROAD

Forky wrote: »

meh maybe ill leave italy alone and just take out england.

no leave England alone, take out scotland.

bitemybanger

Id do England, A nation full of hooligans. if i was to say English, whats the first thing you think of?? hooligans
probably opening a BIG can of worms now, its all in good spirit :0

OPENROAD

bitemybanger wrote: »

Id do England, A nation full of hooligans. if i was to say English, whats the first thing you think of?? hooligans
probably opening a BIG can of worms now, its all in good spirit :0

and we are all drunks here in Ireland.

bitemybanger

havnt seen a drunk person in Ireland since the smokin ban was introduced

OPENROAD

bitemybanger wrote: »

havnt seen a drunk person in Ireland since the smokin ban was introduced

when I think of England, I don't think hooligan, and see more trouble on the streets of Dublin compared to London :-)

Lands Leaving

Wales. For Gavin Henson, Charlotte Church, their football players, (except Ryan Giggs, class act that guy, and I'm an Arsenal fan!) that accent, and most importantly the bloody boring as hell stereophonics. worst band in the world.

Zynks

Pepe LeFrits wrote: »

(Spain. It has just occured to me what a strange looking name for a country Spain is. Spain. Spain Spain Spain.)

Yes, strange name alright, or as the Spaniards would say, Ehspain

Diemos wrote: »

I disagree with Spain, I know they are a pain in the ass in Dublin but I think it would be better to just ban them from Ireland

Ehspain, a pain in the ass, Spain, Ass Pain....

Maybe we could come out with something to sing the next time the boys in green are playing these guys!

Israel

Zynks

2 stroke wrote: »

The Falklands. Just to piss maggie off.

Even better if we could get an army first to invade it, rename it to Malvinas, and then nuke it before the ships arrive.

All that coffee is getting me too creative. Better try to talk to Morpheus and his dad again.

humbert

Nightwish wrote: »

Belgium - absolutely nothing there. A flat desolate place (outside of Brussels) stuck in an 80's timewarp.

Take that back! They have amazing beer and stunning Flemish wimmin, that's a pretty damn good combination.

Xavi6

Outer Bongolia wrote: »

Australia. Enough said.

Oh the green eyed monster doesn't like miles upon mile of beaches, beautiful weather and stunning women. Australia pisses all over Ireland tbh.

Diemos wrote: »

But I say save it because Aussie chicks are hot.

Indeed they are.

Nightwish wrote: »

Belgium - absolutely nothing there. A flat desolate place (outside of Brussels) stuck in an 80's timewarp.

+1. Horrible place. Been to both Brussels and Antwerp and they are horrendous. It was two days before we saw young people in Antwerp.

humbert

Xavi6 wrote: »

Horrible place. Been to both Brussels and Antwerp and they are horrendous. It was two days before we saw young people in Antwerp.

Antwerp is a really strange place, ugly too, but I've been told be quite a few people it's got a great nightlife. Was only in it for a Sunday and a Monday so didn't get the chance to investigate.

Statso

humbert wrote: »

Take that back! They have amazing beer and stunning Flemish wimmin, that's a pretty damn good combination.

Are you sure it wasnt the amazing beer making you think that the Flemish women are stunning?

monosharp

SpAcEd OuT wrote: »

Which one would you destroy and why

[Excluding America/Israel, lets keep it interesting and light humored]

eh .. why ?? You exclude America/Israel but leave in the rest ? Thats crap.

Only one country for me, USA. I hate it, I hate the people.

I literally despise 99% of Americans I meet and I've met a LOT.

wyk

Monaco. Not the same since Grace Kelly died in that 'accident'.

roy123456789

I'd destroy Jamaica
They think they're SOO laid back and friendly
BULL........ Us Irish are the laid back and friendly ones ASSHOLES!

Outer Bongolia

Xavi6 wrote: »

Oh the green eyed monster doesn't like miles upon mile of beaches, beautiful weather and stunning women. Australia pisses all over Ireland tbh

Hmm.. pissing all over Ireland.. that's not exactly hard though
They may have lots of beaches but they have even more loud drunken oafs (maybe their cultural identity)
Was only there for about a week but by the end of it I never wanted to hear that irritating accent again
As for the women, they're not at all nicer than Irish women?! Just more tanned and louder

Sam Vimes

Overheal wrote: »

China. genocide on the chinese people would be a significant step in the right direction for population control. and pollution: theyre as bad as the USA in that regard. Maybe worse. Not to mention exporting childrens candy that contains the Date Rape Drug (google news search for it - im wrecked)

they weren't candy, they were beads that weren't meant to be eaten. I'm sure there are lots of toys that are quite bad for you if you eat them

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21678196/

smashey

Yugoslavia.

Damn. Too late.

s_carnage

Belgium. What does it give the world that we couldn't do without.

And there the most unfriendliest shower of ****s i ever came across.

Padraig Mor

s_carnage wrote: »

Belgium. What does it give the world that we couldn't do without.

Chips and beer. Let them live!

cournioni

Australia. Bunch of ****.

Chunks

brim4brim wrote: »

Glavin!

haha!


I'd destroy Iraq.

why? Cos it wouldn't cost much more and then I can keep the rest for myself

pd101

Tajikistan. Who'd miss them:D

ibh

I'd destroy 2 countries. Greenland and Iceland. They deserve it for swapping names when nobody was looking.

odyssey06

Can we make it a neutron bomb attack- so all the people get killed but the buildings etc are left standing?

I'd nominate Northern Ireland: think of all the extra living space we could get and all the terrorists we'd be shot of.
Or France: everything about it is beautiful, except for the people's attitude.

Chunks

ibh wrote: »

I'd destroy 2 countries. Greenland and Iceland. They deserve it for swapping names when nobody was looking.

touché

Wacker

Saudi Arabia, without a moment's hesitation. That is pre-supposing that the oil remains, as we unfortunately still need that. The way that country treats women, and it sickening attitude to secularismm makes it the best candidate for annihilation I can think of.

mayte

SpAcEd OuT wrote: »

Which one would you destroy and why

[Excluding America/Israel, lets keep it interesting and light humored]

For me it would be Spain, I can't stand the Spanish.

thankfully I don't have to take the bus anymore but I would remember summer days on the 46A where I would consider killing myself if only to end their constant loud, annoying chatter.

Also why is it that Spanish girls always lecture you on how much you've drank when they approach you in clubs. I don't know how many times I've had a Spanish girl come up to talk to me only after a while to start a rant about how us Irish are nice but we drink far too much [I don't] - sorry but do I know you

Damn Spanish

anyways what country would you destroy and why

:eek: I'm Spanish, and I feel really shocked about this. I love Irish people (well, generally speaking) and I`ve lots of Irish friends, I spent the best summer in my life in Kilkenny and I am in love with Ireland ever since, I never met such hostility as this... And I see you`re not the only one who thinks like that, I wouldn't have guessed this was a common feeling. How sad.
I'm really sorry you had such a horrible experience in Spain, ahh, your post has really puzzled me.

Sam Vimes

Wacker wrote: »

Saudi Arabia, without a moment's hesitation. That is pre-supposing that the oil remains, as we unfortunately still need that. The way that country treats women, and it sickening attitude to secularismm makes it the best candidate for annihilation I can think of.

but you can't say anything bad about them because they have lots of oil. wait til it runs out, then america will notice that they're not very nice and add them to the axis

Raekwon

Italy.

Italians are the loudest, rudest, most arrogant shower of muppets on the planet.

odyssey06

Lands Leaving wrote: »

Wales. For Gavin Henson, Charlotte Church, their football players, (except Ryan Giggs, class act that guy, and I'm an Arsenal fan!) that accent, and most importantly the bloody boring as hell stereophonics. worst band in the world.

Nooo! You can't destroy Wales. Sure they're all (Ryan Giggs excepted) annoying as hell and I hate the accent but they make us look good. They're like your ugly cousin that makes you appear cool by comparison. And no matter how bad we are we can always say "At least we're not Welsh".

Kinda like George in Seinfeld saying:
"I wish there were pig-men. You get a few of those pig-men walking around, suddenly I'm looking a lot better. That way if someone wanted to fix me up they could say, 'Hey, at least he's no pig-man.’ "

Chunks

mayte wrote: »

:eek: I'm Spanish, and I feel really shocked about this. I love Irish people (well, generally speaking) and I`ve lots of Irish friends, I spent the best summer in my life in Kilkenny and I am in love with Ireland ever since, I never met such hostility as this... And I see you`re not the only one who thinks like that, I wouldn't have guessed this was a common feeling. How sad.
I'm really sorry you had such a horrible experience in Spain, ahh, your post has really puzzled me.

as long as you and 5 of your friends don't walk slowly in one line across the footpath blocking everyone behind and in-front you're ok in my book

If you are then you can burn in hell my friend.