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You have the Power to Destroy One Country...

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,067 ✭✭✭L31mr0d


    Federal Islamic Republic of the Comoros Islands

    Nobody knows about them so nobody will miss them. Boom!!! Goodbye


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 456 ✭✭wyk


    mayte wrote: »
    :eek: I'm Spanish, and I feel really shocked about this. I love Irish people (well, generally speaking) and I`ve lots of Irish friends, I spent the best summer in my life in Kilkenny and I am in love with Ireland ever since, I never met such hostility as this... And I see you`re not the only one who thinks like that, I wouldn't have guessed this was a common feeling. How sad.
    I'm really sorry you had such a horrible experience in Spain, ahh, your post has really puzzled me.

    Can I change my response to Spain?

    WYK


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 471 ✭✭Clytus


    Id choose Belgium....probably the most boring,pointless country in Europe.

    name one thing the Belgians have done for us....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    Clytus wrote: »
    name one thing the Belgians have done for us....

    Belgian beer = mostly nyom

    I can't actually think of any one country that I'd want to destroy...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭Agamemnon


    When we get these country-destroying powers, a group of us should band together and wipe out the entire Middle East: Saudi Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Israel, Syria, etc. They're a shower of God-bothering, backward, incurably violent lunatics and the world would be much better off without them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 471 ✭✭Clytus


    Clytus wrote: »
    Id choose Belgium....probably the most boring,pointless country in Europe.

    name one thing the Belgians have done for us....


    ok....so maybe Luxemburg....another silly pointless country that just takes up space on a map....a bit like Canada!!...why dont the Canadians just get over themselves,get with the program and become part of the USA???:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Terry wrote: »
    No way.
    I thought about that earlier, but then I remembered Benny (Xhan) the Chinese bar man and he's a nice guy.

    Take India (including Pakistan) instead. They want to kill each other, so let's save them the bother.

    However, the state of Madras is to remain intact, because they make a kick ass curry.

    if I had to choose reasons not to eradicate china its purely for culture reasons. Otherwise, Im sure Benny would understand.

    I mean I'd miss all the kung fu and sh1t... but since monks are effectively detatched from the country on a whole, I'd spare the monasteries. They seem important to the integrity of culture and humanity and all that jazz. I respect that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,723 ✭✭✭empirix


    Emazing flemish wimmin!!!! I lived in Belgium for a year, it is a pointless place and the wimmin are simplyNOT amazing and any ones that are nice have bad breath(trust me!) Dutch wimmin are nice


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,604 ✭✭✭xOxSinéadxOx


    CHINA, i have a feeling they're going to start WWIII.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,963 ✭✭✭SpAcEd OuT


    I don't know I like those Chinese and if their existence means a WW3 then I will salute them for allowing us to live in a generation that will be talked about for centuries to come or possibly not cause the world will be over.

    Go on China


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,414 ✭✭✭kraggy


    Senna wrote: »
    It has to be Sao Tome, everybody should hate them after what they done to the Irish people.

    what did they do?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭nice1franko


    Id do England, A nation full of hooligans. if i was to say English, whats the first thing you think of?? hooligans
    probably opening a BIG can of worms now, its all in good spirit :0

    70 posts before england gets a mention. what's the country coming to.

    OP, would there be much collateral damage? cos the scots and welsh are cool.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,854 ✭✭✭zuutroy


    Nightwish wrote: »
    Belgium - absolutely nothing there. A flat desolate place (outside of Brussels) stuck in an 80's timewarp.
    dfx- wrote: »
    Belgium and Somalia are good calls though
    Xavi6 wrote: »

    +1. Horrible place. Been to both Brussels and Antwerp and they are horrendous. It was two days before we saw young people in Antwerp.
    s_carnage wrote: »
    Belgium. What does it give the world that we couldn't do without.

    And there the most unfriendliest shower of ****s i ever came across.
    Clytus wrote: »
    Id choose Belgium....probably the most boring,pointless country in Europe.

    name one thing the Belgians have done for us....

    Jesus lads, give me some notice so I can get out before ye all come raining down artillery on top of me.
    To answer some of the comments: No the Flemish wimmins aren't up to much, yes the people are mostly unfriendly craic-free robots. Brussels is nasty, but the place where I am is pretty nice, and its got a big university so there's loads of foreign types to lighten the mood a bit.
    Chips...mmmm, 10c bottles of beer...mmmm, kebabs....mmmm.

    My vote is for Holland...the belgians might be dull, but at least they're mannerly...lived in Holland and outside Amsterdam they're mostly ****.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 426 ✭✭roughan


    TheGooner wrote: »
    Poland.

    to take out poland you would have to do Ireland aswell


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Spain and France are joined together

    can I do both at once?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 192 ✭✭halfinch


    emmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    Hawaii


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,649 ✭✭✭Catari Jaguar


    biko wrote: »
    It's a joke :D
    Q-what happens if you drop a bomb on Poland?
    A-nothing, they're all somewhere else.

    Country - Nigeria, for every mail account out there that needs saving

    But then you wouldn't have so much DVD piracy either.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 54 ✭✭el_bandita


    Spain. I spent 3 months there and I hated every second of it. Nobody speaks English there...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,854 ✭✭✭zuutroy


    el_bandita wrote: »
    Nobody speaks English there...

    Bastards...how dare they!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,266 ✭✭✭Steyr


    Clytus wrote: »
    Id choose Belgium....probably the most boring,pointless country in Europe.

    name one thing the Belgians have done for us....

    Eh Belgian Chocolate........................:rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,266 ✭✭✭Steyr


    halfinch wrote: »
    emmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    Hawaii

    That's America..:rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,266 ✭✭✭Steyr


    I cant believe nobody has mentioned ROMANIA!!!!!!!!!

    Romanian: "You buy rose? You buy Rose!!!!"

    Steyr: "Fvck Off!"

    Then after that id hit Colombia & North Korea, BTW you cant destroy China because EVERYTHING is made there!!!!!!!!!!!!:p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    el_bandita wrote: »
    Spain. I spent 3 months there and I hated every second of it. Nobody speaks English there...

    They don't even speak English when they're over here.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,247 ✭✭✭ROCKMAN


    Saudi Arabia to piss the yanks off ,.......bye bye oil.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 50 ✭✭fantasma


    SpAcEd OuT wrote: »
    Which one would you destroy and why

    [Excluding America/Israel, lets keep it interesting and light humored]

    For me it would be Spain, I can't stand the Spanish.

    thankfully I don't have to take the bus anymore but I would remember summer days on the 46A where I would consider killing myself if only to end their constant loud, annoying chatter.

    Also why is it that Spanish girls always lecture you on how much you've drank when they approach you in clubs. I don't know how many times I've had a Spanish girl come up to talk to me only after a while to start a rant about how us Irish are nice but we drink far too much [I don't] - sorry but do I know you :confused:

    Damn Spanish

    anyways what country would you destroy and why

    Not Spain for sure, a young democracy and an Irish friend. You must be pissed because you can´t pick up Spanish or Basque chicks. Have u been to Spain???


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 471 ✭✭Clytus


    Steyr wrote: »
    Eh Belgian Chocolate........................:rolleyes:



    thats made in?????,,,,Coolock!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,824 ✭✭✭RoyalMarine


    re-voting to destroy ireland.

    i dont want to live. and honestly, you all deserve to die aswel.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 687 ✭✭✭Dampsquid


    lol... someone is having a bad night


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,468 ✭✭✭ojewriej


    +1 for Holland

    They are supposed to be cool, but they are just so weird. 95% of Dutch people i've met had no sense of humour whatsoever. And sense of humour is a must.

    oh yeah, and leave Poland alone, we invented vodka, that earns us a place on the map forever


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 396 ✭✭funloving


    I would destroy ROMANIA...
    I can't stand them and Paki because of what some terrorists did last year in England and that obliged all of us to travel not carring liquids in our hand baggage...ahhhhhhhhh :mad:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 396 ✭✭funloving


    el_bandita wrote: »
    Spain. I spent 3 months there and I hated every second of it. Nobody speaks English there...

    ..after spending 3 months there you should have tried to speak Spanish instead...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 570 ✭✭✭Dakeyras


    el_bandita wrote:
    Spain. I spent 3 months there and I hated every second of it. Nobody speaks English there....

    that is possibly the funniest thing i've read all day, people are amusing sometimes. i haven't read a lot though


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 883 ✭✭✭moe_sizlak


    My brother lives in Spain, so less of the destroying of Spain please.

    I used to hate Spain too until he took me clubbing. Prior to that, I had believed that Spanish women were minging. No longer.

    <3 Spain

    I can't think of a country to vote for. I've yet to find one that I couldn't find any redeeming qualities in. Maybe Hungary. Their food is pretty damn bad.

    (Spain. It has just occured to me what a strange looking name for a country Spain is. Spain. Spain Spain Spain.)



    HUNGARY for me too , not just the bad food , the people there are the most unfriendly ive ever met anywhere and that includes germany


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 883 ✭✭✭moe_sizlak


    mayte wrote: »
    :eek: I'm Spanish, and I feel really shocked about this. I love Irish people (well, generally speaking) and I`ve lots of Irish friends, I spent the best summer in my life in Kilkenny and I am in love with Ireland ever since, I never met such hostility as this... And I see you`re not the only one who thinks like that, I wouldn't have guessed this was a common feeling. How sad.
    I'm really sorry you had such a horrible experience in Spain, ahh, your post has really puzzled me.

    i really like spain and spanish people , barcelona is my favourite european city


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 183 ✭✭Rhiannon14


    I'd destroy Jamaica
    They think they're SOO laid back and friendly
    BULL........ Us Irish are the laid back and friendly ones ASSHOLES!

    Rofl!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,824 ✭✭✭RoyalMarine


    Dampsquid wrote: »
    lol... someone is having a bad night

    indeed it was a bad night. got drunk, stood up, and i lost my keys.

    but all is good now.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,963 ✭✭✭SpAcEd OuT


    fantasma wrote: »
    You must be pissed because you can´t pick up Spanish or Basque chicks. Have u been to Spain???

    Ha mate yes I have picked up lots of Spanish girls and yes I have been to Spain lots of times and if you re-read my post it said they approached me, its not like I am approaching them and then they are saying that, they go up to me and we'll talk a bit and every time they will always mention how us Irish shouldn't drink so much I just find it a bit rude it would be akin to me approaching a Spanish girl on a night out and lecturing here on how her country's people act.

    Oh and you just reminded me of another reason I dislike Spanish girls :p

    Where do you think I'm from

    eh.... I dunno Madrid

    I AM FROM CATALONIA, YOU SHOULD KNOW THE DIFFERENCE

    oh right sorry


    I don't really hate Spanish girls this threads just a bit of fun, and I didn't start the thread cause I cant pull Spanish girls, I can, I just don't like some of their attitudes.

    God get rid of Canada as well come to think of it their accent annoys the hell out of me


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,474 ✭✭✭YeatsCounty


    New Zealand, just to show the world that no-one is safe. Not even the most inoffensive country in the world.
    Mairt wrote: »
    I'm more inclined to go down the genocide road than just wipe out one country. That said I'd start with the Muslims, Palestinian Muslims first and progress from there.
    Narrow minded, bigoted post.

    Oh, and saying "but it's AH!!!11" doesn't make it any less inappropriate.
    funloving wrote: »
    I would destroy ROMANIA...
    I can't stand them and Paki because of what some terrorists did last year in England and that obliged all of us to travel not carring liquids in our hand baggage...ahhhhhhhhh :mad:
    Agreed! Let's not forget how Londoners were none too confident of walking by cars & bins during the later part of the Troubles thanks to the Irish and their blood lust. Let's destroy Ireland because of what terrorists did in the past. Let's blame an entire nation for the actions of a handful of people! :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭Anto McC


    I know it's not a country but if i could blow up Amsterdam i would, it's full of 3 things i hate: Bicycles, Drugs and Dutch people.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 50 ✭✭fantasma


    SpAcEd OuT wrote: »
    Ha mate yes I have picked up lots of Spanish girls and yes I have been to Spain lots of times and if you re-read my post it said they approached me, its not like I am approaching them and then they are saying that, they go up to me and we'll talk a bit and every time they will always mention how us Irish shouldn't drink so much I just find it a bit rude it would be akin to me approaching a Spanish girl on a night out and lecturing here on how her country's people act.

    Oh and you just reminded me of another reason I dislike Spanish girls :p

    Where do you think I'm from

    eh.... I dunno Madrid

    I AM FROM CATALONIA, YOU SHOULD KNOW THE DIFFERENCE

    oh right sorry


    I don't really hate Spanish girls this threads just a bit of fun, and I didn't start the thread cause I cant pull Spanish girls, I can, I just don't like some of their attitudes.

    God get rid of Canada as well come to think of it their accent annoys the hell out of me

    Fair enough so


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,640 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Nice Guy


    Italy.

    Then maybe we could make the next World Cup.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,204 ✭✭✭Recon


    Italy.

    Then maybe we could make the next World Cup.

    or is that 17 years of built-up hatred?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 603 ✭✭✭shamrock2004


    Australia, so Irish piss-heads will have to find somewhere else to go 'travelling' for six months with 20 of their mates.

    Australia,Straight up.I wish someone had have told me this before I went out there.Traveled through south east Asia for 2 months and had the year visa for Oz.Gave it a chance and left after a month. Got fed up. Was at a barbeque over christmas there and counted 30 Irish people & 2 Australians (one was dating one of the girls and the other Australian guy was his mate). Load of sh**e. One of my mates even had the audacity to ask me why I was pi**ed off!! :)

    Oz is over run with Irish so much so that you sometimes ask yourself whether you actually are in Australia...Pity


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I'd form my own country. And then nuke it. Just cos.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 446 ✭✭You Suck!


    If i ever hear PROC again, then Cork is getting nuked. Also would be nice to eradicate west britland.

    But first I would like to destroy Nauru.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,660 ✭✭✭Blitzkrieger


    I was going to say Luxemburg just because they'd never expect it but I'm changing my mind to the USSR. I know it doesn't exist anymore but it's a neat way of getting rid of Poland, Lithuannia, Latvia, Rommania, Russia, etc,. all in one go.

    Why? Well, to paraphrase Chirs Rock : Polish people can't do a god-damn thing without ignorant ass Polacks ****ing it up! Love Polish people, hate them ignorant ass Polacks.
    "But we are neutral! We refuse to take sides in any war!"
    "Good, that'll make it a helluva lot easier to kick the sh*t out of your country, won't it?"

    Everybody does national service and has an M16 at home. But hey, they have such a high suicide rate maybe they'll do it for you....
    Prior to that, I had believed that Spanish women were minging. No longer.

    They're all gorgeous in their early twenties but look like my granny by the time they're 27.....
    Pigman II wrote: »
    Ugly too.

    Noooooooooo!!! That's so not true! I love the Dutch.
    Xavi6 wrote: »
    stunning women. Australia pisses all over Ireland tbh.

    How do you tell which ones the women are? They're all butch and have moustaches and all the men wear pink shirts!


    Can I offend any more countries? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,441 ✭✭✭✭jesus_thats_gre


    ****ing Russia!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    mayte wrote: »
    :eek: I'm Spanish, and I feel really shocked about this. I love Irish people (well, generally speaking) and I`ve lots of Irish friends, I spent the best summer in my life in Kilkenny and I am in love with Ireland ever since, I never met such hostility as this... And I see you`re not the only one who thinks like that, I wouldn't have guessed this was a common feeling. How sad.
    I'm really sorry you had such a horrible experience in Spain, ahh, your post has really puzzled me.


    Bah, just for that I'll add Spain to my list too... Except for the Basque's, they're super cool.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,346 ✭✭✭✭homerjay2005


    hmm, iraq? cos of all the sh**e going on there..


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭dSTAR


    Oz is over run with Irish so much so that you sometimes ask yourself whether you actually are in Australia...Pity
    For that reason I think Ireland should be nuked. Who needs these pasty faced, luminous white skinned Irish bevans coming to Australia to make drunken idiots out of themselves. They are just as bad as poms if not worse.


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