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What car do I need to attract a girl?

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  • 22-11-2007 10:28am
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    Registered Users Posts: 4,317 ✭✭✭


    CBG have been giving tips on the radio about what car I shouldn't have e.g.:

    Lamborghini - Small, Loud & Attention seeking
    Ferrari - What is he compensating for?
    Banger - slipped out the back door - a girl has to have her standards!

    Can anyone give advice on what car I should get, or if there are any others I should avoid?

    (Well-meaning sociologists please don't reply)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,863 ✭✭✭RobAMerc


    blackbox wrote: »

    Lamborghini - Small, Loud & Attention seeking
    Ferrari - What is he compensating for?
    Banger - slipped out the back door - a girl has to have her standards!

    The Ferrari owner is probably compensating for the fact he's got a huge wallet!

    Anyway - the best car for you is called a Life, you should go out and get one.

    Buy your car to impress yourself - not women.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,772 ✭✭✭jameshayes


    I dont think i've ever met a girl that said 'oh my god, look at his car, he's so hot'

    95% of girls do not care if your car has 3 wheels or 4. As long as it doesn't smell on the inside!!

    but if i was you, one of these would do the trick;
    maserati_gransport_geneva.JPG


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,836 ✭✭✭✭cormie


    I'd get with you if you had a lamborghini ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,989 ✭✭✭✭Kintarō Hattori


    Forget what the eejits above have been saying. Everyone normal knows that if you want to attract the ladies you get an Austin Princess.
    G'sssss some people give such bad advice, like that lot above. I hope I've helped and that you get the girl of your dreams. No doubt with that car you will do!


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,603 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    Only motorbikes attract real women


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,269 ✭✭✭MercMad


    blackbox wrote: »
    CBG have been giving tips on the radio about what car I shouldn't have e.g.:

    Lamborghini - Small, Loud & Attention seeking
    Ferrari - What is he compensating for?
    Banger - slipped out the back door - a girl has to have her standards!

    Can anyone give advice on what car I should get, or if there are any others I should avoid?

    (Well-meaning sociologists please don't reply)

    ............mine !

    But I'm not selling !!:p


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,317 ✭✭✭blackbox


    RobAMerc wrote: »
    The Ferrari owner is probably compensating for the fact he's got a huge wallet!

    Anyway - the best car for you is called a Life, you should go out and get one.

    Buy your car to impress yourself - not women.
    Hey Robamerc, I like the wallet bit, but you need to lighten up! I've been attractive to myself for too long!


  • Registered Users Posts: 938 ✭✭✭blah


    Well I've noticed that girls like Nissan Micras and Ford Kas, maybe you should try one of those? ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 591 ✭✭✭NBar


    If you need a car to attract women then give up, Anytime I go out with my mates and we were after meeting some very nice girls and were going on somewhere else we would always find a car that was a heap of crap and walk up to it and have the keys in your hand pretending it was your car and you should have seen the expressions on their faces, but they could not have cared less what kind of car it was. You make all the first impressions in the pub/club not out in the car park unless you are kerb crawling


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,939 ✭✭✭mikedragon32


    I think if you're looking to impress a woman, get a red car.

    Or a blue one.

    :rolleyes:


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  • Registered Users Posts: 12,683 ✭✭✭✭Owen


    faceman wrote: »
    Only motorbikes attract real women

    Well, I've had about 12 bikes in the last 10 years, and the only women I seemed to attract were the hairy, rough type. There was 1 stunner alright, but only one.

    TBH OP, there's few cars that'll impress the ladies. They generally have no interest in specification, horsepower, or alloy size. From observation though, an old Mini which is in pristine condition always turns heads, or something just that little bit different to all the Focuses (Foci?) and the ilk that are out there now.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,706 ✭✭✭craichoe


    Get a Hi-Ace and stick a mattress in the back .. the girls LOVE that


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,683 ✭✭✭✭Owen


    Pmsl :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 96 ✭✭SMM


    I have to admit I take a little offence to the above threads. I'm 23 and I think I would know more about cars than the average woman. The thinking woman's boyfriend's car has to be a saab 93 convertible. In black. Cool :cool:


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,062 ✭✭✭cjt156


    Girls will be impressed that you have a car.
    Women will be impressed by something understated and classy.
    Bitches will look for something flash.

    I'd be impressed if you had that Maserati; [Evil-rohypnol car theif]wanna date?[/Evil-rohypnol car theif]


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 15,716 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tabnabs


    The only thing worth considering if that's your criteria is a two seater classic convertible. They'll love the whole chique effect. :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,269 ✭✭✭MercMad


    SMM wrote: »
    I have to admit I take a little offence to the above threads. I'm 23 and I think I would know more about cars than the average woman. The thinking woman's boyfriend's car has to be a saab 93 convertible. In black. Cool :cool:


    .............the OP is looking for girls, I doubt he is prepared to change his profession to hairdresssing just to get one ! :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,863 ✭✭✭RobAMerc


    blackbox wrote: »
    Hey Robamerc, I like the wallet bit, but you need to lighten up! I've been attractive to myself for too long!

    Fair enough I might have been a bit harsh - but it pi**es me off in this country that some people think the only reason to have a nice car is to impress other people - I buy my cars because they impress me and I'm the only one who counts.

    Sorry to rant.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 447 ✭✭siralfalot


    lads lads lads you're all wrong, the only car that will impress women if you show up in it, is this:


    Batmobile(01).jpg


    batsuit and cape are optional extras :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,939 ✭✭✭mikedragon32


    That's all well and good Siralfalot, but it's no use to the OP if the seats don't go back.


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,272 ✭✭✭✭Atomic Pineapple


    That's all well and good Siralfalot, but it's no use to the OP if the seats don't go back.

    and the lack of a passenger seat? :D

    to be honest the only age bracket of the female species that would be attracted to a fella just because of his car is the 16 - 18 bracket i think and they just want a fella with a car to bring them shopping :D

    either that or the worthless type that are out to get a man just for money :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,245 ✭✭✭drdre


    Lamborghini any day.I love them


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,317 ✭✭✭blackbox


    cormie wrote: »
    I'd get with you if you had a lamborghini ;)
    I might be able to afford this one...
    Lambo.jpg

    Does it work for you?????


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,317 ✭✭✭blackbox


    siralfalot wrote: »
    lads lads lads you're all wrong, the only car that will impress women if you show up in it, is this:



    batsuit and cape are optional extras :D
    I already have a batsuit & cape...


  • Registered Users Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    The only women that will look at your car before you, are the ones that will empty your wallet after they've emptied your scrotum. I like having my scrotum emptied as much as the next man, but my wallet wouldn't refill itself afterwards.

    Real women will think you're a wanker if you buy a car to try attract them.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,317 ✭✭✭blackbox


    seamus wrote: »
    The only women that will look at your car before you, are the ones that will empty your wallet after they've emptied your scrotum. I like having my scrotum emptied as much as the next man, but my wallet wouldn't refill itself afterwards.

    Real women will think you're a wanker if you buy a car to try attract them.
    Seamus,

    Are you sure that you're not a sociologist?


  • Registered Users Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    Last time I checked. Haven't been to the doctor in a while though...


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 15,716 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tabnabs


    drdre wrote: »
    Lamborghini any day.I love them

    Maybe the Lambo's not such a good choice after all. (Man magnet?:p)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    only type of cars that girls like are girls cars that guys dont drive because they think they will look gay. ie vw beetle(girlfriend mad for one :rolleyes:) nissan micra convertible, hyundai coupe girls mostly drive them. etc


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