What car do I need to attract a girl?

j1979p

Simple BMW should do the trick (like mine below)

blackbox

j1979p wrote: »

Simple BMW should do the trick (like mine below)

I'll need testimonials from the ladies, but assuming that's in order, how much do you want for it?

By the way, I've been told that red works best - could you get it re-sprayed first?

Have you got a rear view photo of it - I only ask because I'd be interested in a towbar.

Andrewf20

In my (perhaps blinkered) opinion these are some of the coolest cars to buy and probably the most favourable motors in womens eyes as well perhaps. And they are cars that are not the most mind numblingly obvious or pretentious models.

- Fiat 500
- Mercedes 450 SL
- Original Mini
- E28 535i
- 1970's Carrera RS
- Jaguar XJS
- Mark 5 Golf GTI.

NiSmO

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colm_mcm

So, to recap, if you want a babe magnet. Get a 307.

blackbox

NiSmO you're teasing me...

...come on, what is that golden babe magnet?

It BeeMee

Hmmm.
I drive a Skoda.
I'm single.

Shyte!

colm_mcm

blackbox wrote: »

NiSmO you're teasing me...

...come on, what is that golden babe magnet?

this is it. Did you miss the "My car for sale" bit on Nismo's signature?

NiSmO

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NiSmO

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blackbox

NiSmO, don't pretend to be sensible, not with that golden tool of yours.

I think this might be what I need tick all the right boxes...

red.jpg

I wouldn't have the nerve for a pink one.

mick.fr

A nice car attracts a particular type of girl.
And so what.
Remember we are not here for a long time we are here for a good time.
Mouahahahaha

bazz26

Maybe the OP needs to have a chat with Ed China:

blackbox

Well Bazz 26, you've got the wrong end of the stick.
I can see that any sensible guy would go for a bird with this vehicle but I can't see it working the other way around and attracting the wimmin.
They might think (realise!) I was expecting them to do the ironing.

blackbox

I'm beginning to wonder if I should done my original posting in teh "Beer guts & receeding hair" forum.

There may be some more wisdom there.

Golferx

With a username of BLACKBOX, I can only guess at the kind of girl you are trying to attract ! :eek:

Lord Nikon

blackbox wrote: »

For God's sake NiSmO share...

...tell us what sort of car works for you!

Nissan Micra...

Lord Nikon

A successful man is what a women wants, not some goon on benefit all his life, me thinks. They want a man who can take car of them, in everyway not just financially. But finance is important, and finance would get a nice car.

Women love James Bond, simple. They love sophistication and all that stuff. Get one of these below if you can afford it.

cormie

neuromancer wrote: »

A successful man is what a women wants, not some goon on benefit all his life, me thinks. They want a man who can take car of them, in everyway not just financially. But finance is important, and finance would get a nice car.

Females are actually naturally attracted to somebody who is healthy so that they will have a strong child thus increasing chances of survival etc, so therefore, don't get a car at all. Run and cycle everywhere with a bag of bricks on your back and a bag of fruit in your hand and you'll be fine:)

cancan

If you have to ask a bunch of computer geeks on a car forum how to pick up women, you have a loooooong way to go my friend.

Rather than spending a fortune on a car to make up for your lack of (insert character flaw here) , why not just pay for action.

A lot cheaper than a big car loan - off to Amsterdam now with you

Lord Nikon

cormie wrote: »

Females are actually naturally attracted to somebody who is healthy so that they will have a strong child thus increasing chances of survival etc, so therefore, don't get a car at all. Run and cycle everywhere with a bag of bricks on your back and a bag of fruit in your hand and you'll be fine:)

Duh, your hardly going to score women while getting your spleen taking out while in a hospital.

cantdecide

I haven't read the whole thread but I'm sure someone else has posted something along the lines of, do you really wasnt a chick who r*des guys just cos they've nice cars?? ..... and mum, this is Jacinta:D

KeRbDoG

Orignal Mini Cooper - shows yea have taste and nothing to make up for

faceman

Actually horse the car, all you need is a key ring. Less is more and all that!

tvr

TVR Tuscan Speed 6 - The noise alone will make most women come
















(sorry forgot to finish sentence "to you car" of course)

tvr

Do nothing says I am not a poofta like the Vauxhall VXR8

Biro

Country girls like VW's and Audi's. City girls like BMW's and Merc's.

moe_sizlak

depends what kind of girl you want to attract , as berties song went , i need a girlfriend ,a skanger or a posh tot

moe_sizlak

Biro wrote: »

Country girls like VW's and Audi's. City girls like BMW's and Merc's.

hes right about the country girls

colm_mcm

actually, now that you say it, ladies get very impressed by Audi A3's even the 1.6 models

E92

j1979p wrote: »

Simple BMW should do the trick (like mine below)

What kind of BMW is that(as in what is it's E number, assuming it has one)?

colm_mcm

clue:


It's actually a concept

E92

@colm_mcm I thought it might be a concept, but I'd never heard or seen a BMW Nasca C2 ever! Dating from 1991, clearly before the days when BMW concepts were little more than thinly disguised versions of what would turn up in less than 2 years time in reality. And whats it doing next to what looks to me like a fairly recent Alfa(Spyder or Brera by the looks of it) then?

colm_mcm

they only built 3 of them, but they were fully functional.

Potential-Monke

You can get all this chicks with this convertable.

Or any of the cars from here.

Masada

Potential-Monke wrote: »

You can get all this chicks with this convertable.

Haha, classic, id love to have a rip of that though.,

S.I.R

i think if i was to pull a girl... i use a Classic bmw... either e21 or e30 buts thats just me :rolleyes:

Talliesin

A clean, tidy one without obvious need of repair.

Golferx wrote: »

With a username of BLACKBOX, I can only guess at the kind of girl you are trying to attract ! :eek:

I'm really curious to know what you think a black box is. It has plenty of meanings, but none that are particularly frightening.

Andrewf20

Any takers?

http://www.carzone.ie/usedcars/index.cfm?fuseaction=car&carID=763415

Max_Damage

One of my cousin's used to think his '88 Citroen BX Estate was a babe magnet back in the 90's. How wrong was he!

moe_sizlak

Max_Damage wrote: »

One of my cousin's used to think his '88 Citroen BX Estate was a babe magnet back in the 90's. How wrong was he!

i bet he thinks brian adams , bon jovi and meat loaf are cool aswell

Mental Mickey

RobAMerc wrote: »

The Ferrari owner is probably compensating for the fact he's got a huge wallet!

Anyway - the best car for you is called a Life, you should go out and get one.

Buy your car to impress yourself - not women.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:D

eringobragh

Andrewf20 wrote: »

Any takers?

http://www.carzone.ie/usedcars/index.cfm?fuseaction=car&carID=763415

Handy ...a car that you can hang the washing on the back:eek:

colm_mcm

RobAMerc wrote: »

The Ferrari owner is probably compensating for the fact he's got a huge wallet!

Anyway - the best car for you is called a Life, you should go out and get one.

They don't sell them over here!

Blitzkrieger

maoleary wrote: »

Was thinking that alright. Someone here has a Golf plus and they do get women's attention. Can't for the life of me see why!! But I suppose its the family man image they're looking for, especially the 30 something year olds.

I read a survey once that said most Irish women are impressed by a Golf. They said the brand (VW ffs!) showed the guy is successful and the Golf showed he was sensible. In reality they're slow, boring and unreliable. The only thing I hate more than being stuck behind a smelly TDi as it clanks it's way asmathically away from a roundabout is ****ers telling me : "My TDi is like a rocket!".

blackbox

eringobragh wrote: »

Handy ...a car that you can hang the washing on the back:eek:

I thought that was for pushing it!

Biro

Blitzkrieger wrote: »

I read a survey once that said most Irish women are impressed by a Golf. They said the brand (VW ffs!) showed the guy is successful and the Golf showed he was sensible. In reality they're slow, boring and unreliable. The only thing I hate more than being stuck behind a smelly TDi as it clanks it's way asmathically away from a roundabout is ****ers telling me : "My TDi is like a rocket!".

I have similar views!! Silly f**kers. I always wondered would they fill their pants if you brought them for a spin in a properly fast car?

Masada

colm_mcm wrote: »

They don't sell them over here!

that looks cool!, lol, mugen tuned and everything., kinda like a pumped up cinquento sporting only reliable.,:D

Beekay

Original shaped Mini Cooper FTW!!!!....im not biased or anything:D:D:D:D:D

Whenever others guys hear i have one they always comment saying i must pull loads of girls with it, now i know it's a small car but i don't exactly bring it into the pub with me and show them all!

TJJP

Andrewf20 wrote: »

Any takers?

http://www.carzone.ie/usedcars/index.cfm?fuseaction=car&carID=763415

lol, that would do it alright. Reckon you might need to spend the extra two grand on the wireless though, just in case you wouldn't get noticed...