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What car do I need to attract a girl?

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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,317 ✭✭✭blackbox


    NiSmO, don't pretend to be sensible, not with that golden tool of yours.

    I think this might be what I need tick all the right boxes...

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    I wouldn't have the nerve for a pink one.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,974 ✭✭✭mick.fr


    A nice car attracts a particular type of girl.
    And so what.
    Remember we are not here for a long time we are here for a good time.
    Mouahahahaha


  • Registered Users Posts: 51,239 ✭✭✭✭bazz26


    Maybe the OP needs to have a chat with Ed China:

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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,317 ✭✭✭blackbox


    Well Bazz 26, you've got the wrong end of the stick.
    I can see that any sensible guy would go for a bird with this vehicle but I can't see it working the other way around and attracting the wimmin.
    They might think (realise!) I was expecting them to do the ironing.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,317 ✭✭✭blackbox


    I'm beginning to wonder if I should done my original posting in teh "Beer guts & receeding hair" forum.

    There may be some more wisdom there.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 251 ✭✭Golferx


    With a username of BLACKBOX, I can only guess at the kind of girl you are trying to attract ! :eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,610 ✭✭✭Lord Nikon


    blackbox wrote: »
    For God's sake NiSmO share...

    ...tell us what sort of car works for you!

    Nissan Micra...


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,610 ✭✭✭Lord Nikon


    A successful man is what a women wants, not some goon on benefit all his life, me thinks. They want a man who can take car of them, in everyway not just financially. But finance is important, and finance would get a nice car.

    Women love James Bond, simple. They love sophistication and all that stuff. Get one of these below if you can afford it.

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  • Registered Users Posts: 20,836 ✭✭✭✭cormie


    A successful man is what a women wants, not some goon on benefit all his life, me thinks. They want a man who can take car of them, in everyway not just financially. But finance is important, and finance would get a nice car.

    Females are actually naturally attracted to somebody who is healthy so that they will have a strong child thus increasing chances of survival etc, so therefore, don't get a car at all. Run and cycle everywhere with a bag of bricks on your back and a bag of fruit in your hand and you'll be fine:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 363 ✭✭cancan


    If you have to ask a bunch of computer geeks on a car forum how to pick up women, you have a loooooong way to go my friend.

    Rather than spending a fortune on a car to make up for your lack of (insert character flaw here) , why not just pay for action.

    A lot cheaper than a big car loan - off to Amsterdam now with you :D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,610 ✭✭✭Lord Nikon


    cormie wrote: »
    Females are actually naturally attracted to somebody who is healthy so that they will have a strong child thus increasing chances of survival etc, so therefore, don't get a car at all. Run and cycle everywhere with a bag of bricks on your back and a bag of fruit in your hand and you'll be fine:)

    Duh, your hardly going to score women while getting your spleen taking out while in a hospital.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,465 ✭✭✭✭cantdecide


    I haven't read the whole thread but I'm sure someone else has posted something along the lines of, do you really wasnt a chick who r*des guys just cos they've nice cars?? ..... and mum, this is Jacinta:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,252 ✭✭✭KeRbDoG


    Orignal Mini Cooper - shows yea have taste and nothing to make up for :)


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,603 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    Actually horse the car, all you need is a key ring. Less is more and all that!


  • Registered Users Posts: 416 ✭✭tvr


    TVR Tuscan Speed 6 - The noise alone will make most women come
















    (sorry forgot to finish sentence "to you car" of course)


  • Registered Users Posts: 416 ✭✭tvr


    Do nothing says I am not a poofta like the Vauxhall VXR8

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,091 ✭✭✭Biro


    Country girls like VW's and Audi's. City girls like BMW's and Merc's.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 883 ✭✭✭moe_sizlak


    depends what kind of girl you want to attract , as berties song went , i need a girlfriend ,a skanger or a posh tot


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 883 ✭✭✭moe_sizlak


    Biro wrote: »
    Country girls like VW's and Audi's. City girls like BMW's and Merc's.

    hes right about the country girls


  • Registered Users Posts: 73,454 ✭✭✭✭colm_mcm


    actually, now that you say it, ladies get very impressed by Audi A3's even the 1.6 models


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,147 ✭✭✭E92


    j1979p wrote: »
    Simple BMW should do the trick (like mine below)


    1991_bmw_nasca_27_m.jpg


    What kind of BMW is that(as in what is it's E number, assuming it has one)?


  • Registered Users Posts: 73,454 ✭✭✭✭colm_mcm


    clue:
    bmwc2cj0.jpg

    It's actually a concept


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,147 ✭✭✭E92


    @colm_mcm I thought it might be a concept, but I'd never heard or seen a BMW Nasca C2 ever! Dating from 1991, clearly before the days when BMW concepts were little more than thinly disguised versions of what would turn up in less than 2 years time in reality. And whats it doing next to what looks to me like a fairly recent Alfa(Spyder or Brera by the looks of it) then?


  • Registered Users Posts: 73,454 ✭✭✭✭colm_mcm


    they only built 3 of them, but they were fully functional.


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,013 ✭✭✭✭Potential-Monke


    You can get all this chicks with this convertable.

    Or any of the cars from here.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭Masada


    You can get all this chicks with this convertable.

    Haha, classic, id love to have a rip of that though.,


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,837 ✭✭✭S.I.R


    i think if i was to pull a girl... i use a Classic bmw... either e21 or e30 buts thats just me :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    A clean, tidy one without obvious need of repair.
    Golferx wrote: »
    With a username of BLACKBOX, I can only guess at the kind of girl you are trying to attract ! :eek:
    I'm really curious to know what you think a black box is. It has plenty of meanings, but none that are particularly frightening.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,193 ✭✭✭Andrewf20




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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,461 ✭✭✭Max_Damage


    One of my cousin's used to think his '88 Citroen BX Estate was a babe magnet back in the 90's. How wrong was he!


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