mirror mirror on the door

wutra · 22-11-2007 2:06pm #1

This fella arrives home late one Friday after been out for a few scoups after work with the lads. The missus is already in bed and with the mumblings of a little beer horn arising in his trousers he strolls down the hallway of his 2 bedroom, 2nd floor apartment, loosening his tin of fruit as he enters the bedroom and jumps into the bed for a bit of a fondle, little rub here, a little touch there (you know the story) and a bigger than normal grab there. He turns around to the wide, sorry, wife:

"ha eur ju - jublies gro, gott, eh! 'tory wih eur t*ts?"

To which the wife preceeds to tell him about a new mirror she got that day and hung on the door.

"You go up to the mirror and say 'mirror, mirror on the door, can my boobies grow some more'"

"yeah righ!" was the response, while still havin a good grope of course, and a little more of a touch n a feel as this 'mirror' thingy slowly filtered through his head an idea begins to formulate.

So he jumps outta bed, trips over the pants of his suit, catches himself on the wall with his forearm, and skillfully positions himself in front of the mirror, all in one graceful drunkin movement.

"mirror, mirror on the door, can my willie touch the floor"

and with that his legs fell off!