French toast

dak

Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat. "I’ll have some f**in’ French toast," he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. "Well, I guess that leaves more f**kin’ French toast for me," he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. "I don’t know," he says meekly, "but I definitely don’t want the f**kin’ French toast."

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Two aerial antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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The veterinarian told the blonde that her dog needed some exercise.
“You need to make sure this dog runs around,” the doctor said.
“Try playing a game of fetch.”
“I can’t play fetch with my dog,” the blonde said. “Why not?” the doctor asked.
“Because,” she replied, “He can’t throw.”
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Pompey Magnus

dak wrote: »

Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat. "I’ll have some f**in’ French toast," he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. "Well, I guess that leaves more f**kin’ French toast for me," he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. "I don’t know," he says meekly, "but I definitely don’t want the f**kin’ French toast."

Very good .

Leeby

Very similar story on overheardindublin.com, I presume it's them ripping off jokes as overheard stories than you ripping off overheard stories as jokes.

dak

Leeby wrote: »

Very similar story on overheardindublin.com, I presume it's them ripping off jokes as overheard stories than you ripping off overheard stories as jokes.

Never knew there was even such a site.........!

Oriel

Leeby wrote: »

overheardindublin.com

Worst excuse for a website ever.

Hagar

They publish some of the web content in book form and people buy it!
Can you believe that people pay for freely published web content?

patmac

Hagar wrote: »

They publish some of the web content in book form and people buy it!
Can you believe that people pay for freely published web content?

Sounds like a good idea! In fact I'm off to the publisher now. Book titled 'Hagar's Horrible Jokes'!

Hagar

Only €9.99 in all good bookstores.

BRIAN1956

There's a Dirty Oul Wan selling them for €4.50 in Moore Street:eek:

Sam Vimes

Hagar wrote: »

They publish some of the web content in book form and people buy it!
Can you believe that people pay for freely published web content?

yeah like movies, tv shows and music