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Taxidermist

Homer · 2007-11-28 12:50:14

A man walks into a pub in Wales and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says: “You ain’t from around here, are you… where you from, boy?” The man says, “I’m from London.” The bartender asks, “What d’you do in London?” The man responds, “I’m a…

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28-11-2007 1:50pm

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A man walks into a pub in Wales and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says: “You ain’t from around here, are you… where you from, boy?”

The man says, “I’m from London.”

The bartender asks, “What d’you do in London?”

The man responds, “I’m a taxidermist.”

The bartender asks, “A taxidermist… what the hell is a taxidermist?”

The man says “I mount animals.”

The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, “It’s OK boys, he’s one of us!”

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