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Top 10 for 2007

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  • 29-11-2007 9:57am
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    Homer
    Registered Users Posts: 4,316 ✭✭✭


    Top 12 country songs for 2007...

    12. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body But Mine.
    11. It's Hard to Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass All Day.
    10. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
    9. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well.
    8. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.
    7. I Wouldn't take her to a Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.
    6. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.
    5. I'm So Miserable without you, It's like You're Still Here.
    4. If I Had Shot You When I First wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By now.
    3. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him.
    2. She Got the Ring and I Got the Finger.
    1. I Ain't Never Gone to Bed with Ugly Women But I've Sure Woke Up With a Few


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    patmac
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    Class where can I buy that album?


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    Hagar
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    Bonus track:

    How can I miss you if you won't go away?


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    dak
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    Heres my entries !


    1. If you were wood , you could keep the fire alight !
    2. If I were wood , and you were an axe, we'd split up!!


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    midger
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    BONUS TRACK 2- I Can't Get Over You (until you come out from under him!)


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    kleefarr
    Registered Users Posts: 5,743 ✭✭✭kleefarr


    The difference between guts and balls....

    GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom and having the guts to ask:

    "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

    BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and saying:

    "You're next fatty."


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    CHD
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    class


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    machiavellianme
    Registered Users Posts: 12,599 ✭✭✭✭machiavellianme


    patmac wrote: »
    Class where can I buy that album?

    You could try Howlin Willie C**t's 2007 country n western opus:

    http://www.play.com/Music/CD/4-/3275934/World-Of-Filth/Product.html

    It has none of the aforementioned tracks but is the funniest country album I've ever heard with lyrics and song titles that are definately not safe for mentioning here.

    Nice top 12 all the same. Stars...


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