The Girls (+ Pighead) Silly Quotes Thread

r3nu4l

goslie wrote: »

so you stated that you knew that every month wasn't limited to just having 28 days which is actually a correct term.

Since we are all getting into semantics and pedantics, I fixed that for you
As Pighead said, Let's never fight again. Internet buddies forever!

justsomebloke

r3nu4l wrote: »

Since we are all getting into semantics and pedantics, I fixed that for you

thanks I had just spotted that myself:D

RxQueen

goslie wrote: »

oh, thats ok .......and as pointed out, you were right anyway!

yeah i know stil confuses me tho!! but hay like i said ive learnt something new today! even if i did come out looking like a right plonker!:o

Rob_l

emo!! wrote: »

yeah i know stil confuses me tho!! but hay like i said ive learnt something new today! even if i did come out looking like a right plonker!:o

FTW its to do with the earths rotation of the sun( although I doubt this really happens)
which takes 365 and 1/4 days so ever four years they offset that loss of one day to keep the calander nicely organised

Rob_l

but obviously this is wrong because we all know the sun orbits Ireland stupid astronomers

RxQueen

Rob_l wrote: »

FTW its to do with the earths rotation of the sun( although I doubt this really happens)
which takes 365 and 1/4 days so ever four years they offset that loss of one day to keep the calander nicely organised

oh i see, ive learnt to much today, may just save this one till tomorrow thanks!!

Rob_l

emo!! wrote: »

oh i see, ive learnt to much today, may just save this one till tomorrow thanks!!

No learn it now :eek: or you will never understand tomorrows lesson:D

RxQueen

Rob_l wrote: »

No learn it now :eek: or you will never understand tomorrows lesson:D

yes sir!! why what tomorrows lesson?

Rob_l

emo!! wrote: »

yes sir!! why what tomorrows lesson?

Dont tell me you didn't read my lesson plan:eek:

RxQueen

Rob_l wrote: »

Dont tell me you didn't read my lesson plan:eek:

no i didnt sorry!! i spilt some tea i use it to wipe that up:rolleyes:

oleras

stopped at pedestrian lights, the beeping sounds, girlfriend asks me " is that for the deaf people" ?............ I just had to marry her !!

Rob_l

the most stupid thing a female of the species has said to rob
is
"you seem nice"

RxQueen

Rob_l wrote: »

the most stupid thing a female of the species has said to rob
is
"you seem nice"

pfffft.. how stupid of her!!!!;)

leninbenjamin

Rob_l wrote: »

FTW its to do with the earths rotation of the sun( although I doubt this really happens)
which takes 365 and 1/4 days so ever four years they offset that loss of one day to keep the calander nicely organised

this is wrong. it's not every four years, it's every 97 years in 400. years that can be divided by 100 but not by 400 are not actually leap years.

and then you also have leap seconds... but that's where i lose interest.

Rob_l

leninbenjamin wrote: »

this is wrong. it's not every four years, it's every 97 years in 400. years that can be divided by 100 but not by 400 are not actually leap years.

and then you also have leap seconds... but that's where i lose interest.

IT doesn't matter lenins been jammin because its all lies everyone knows the centre of the known multiverse is Dublin and the earth orbits ireland

ianwalsh2

I know a girl who was reading through the jobs section in the local paper (covers the Longford area) and she came upon an ad:
'Looking for a person to do some light house work'.
She stared at this ad and pondered a while before proclaiming " I didn't know there were any light-houses in Longford!"

Heisenberg.

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Bounty Hunter

I was going out with a blonde girl before and her best mate was going out with my flatmate. We were all sitting in his room in which he had a poster (imsure youve all seen its like) of Blonde jokes and my girlfriends best friend was picking some of the more funny ones out and reading them. She read out one of the oldies most people know " how do you make a blonde laugh on monday? A: tell her a joke on friday!" and there were a few chuckles however not a sound from the blonde girl i was dating at the time. was she offended? NO, twenty seconds later she broke the silence in the room saying "i dont get it".

and that anecdote is now my favourite blonde girl joke

ergonomics

While putting on a piece of vinyl I turned to my boyfriend and said 'Wouldn't it be cool if they made these with a laser instead of a needle?'. Thankfully I copped my stupid statement before he had a chance to reply.

MarkR

Said to my gf (now wife) that I was thinking of going for a leg of fish in the chipper, but went for the chicken instead.

Six hours later in bed she wakes me up to tell me she got it.

JCDUB

jsb wrote: »

However as you had already resigned to the fact that you may be stupid it is to late to try and resurrection some dignity from it.

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The verb is to resurrect my learned son, perhaps it is too late for you.....:D:D

MOH

Started talking to an American guy in a pub while watching one of the million Cyprus-Ireland qualifiers.

"Who's playing? Is it important?"
- Yes, it's a World cup qualifier, it's Ireland against Cyprus
"What's that?"
- It ... umm... It's for the soccer world cup next year? all the teams play matches to see who goes to --
"No, no, I mean Cyprus, what's Cyprus?"
- Umm ...it's ... a country
"Really? Never heard of it"



Mind you a mates gf once interrupted a story he was telling to ask "Ohio? What's Ohio? Is it a state?" so works both ways.

Bounty Hunter

an American girl (from california) once asked me what cities where in the state of Chicago? i actually felt bad pointing out her stupidity as i (a foreigner) told her Chicago was a City, america's 3rd biggest and was in Illinois.

Toto Wolfcastle

We were watching Portsmouth vs Arsenal (Por vs Asl on the screen) and someone asked who was playing. My sister's response?

Portugal vs Arselona

Lands Leaving

Mate from Kerry was chattin to a girl the other day and asked her to guess where he was from, she hadn't a clue so I said ah they all sound the same outside the pale,

then she said whats a pale?

Thats primary school history! And she lives there!

eamoss

Deleted User wrote: »

I thought that Temple Bar was just one pub. Anytime I heard on the Den growing up that loads of these bands were playing there, I always thought that it must've been a very popular place. They always referred to it as "in the Temple Bar", so I never knew it was an actual area.

Me too

There are 10 types of people in this world. Those that understand binary and those that don't.

Shamrogue wrote: »

Im one of the 10.

Whoop me too, also understand Hexadecimal.

I sound like a Geek!

ianwalsh2 wrote: »

I know a girl who was reading through the jobs section in the local paper (covers the Longford area) and she came upon an ad:
'Looking for a person to do some light house work'.
She stared at this ad and pondered a while before proclaiming " I didn't know there were any light-houses in Longford!"

I loled

Cheeky_gal

ha ha jeez I remember a girl on this once thought there was such a thing as something "containing more cold". God the idiocy!

Pherekydes

eamoss wrote: »

Whoop me too, also understand Hexadecimal.

I sound like a Geek!

How geeky is this: me and the better half always put our birthdays in Hex on our birthday cards to each other. I am 30 next birthday. She'll be 32. :cool:

astrofool

Slow coach wrote: »

How geeky is this: me and the better half always put our birthdays in Hex on our birthday cards to each other. I am 30 next birthday. She'll be 32. :cool:

So you're 48, she's 50?

From the best thread ever (elsewhere):

"But lava moves like a liquid... in fact it flows which is one of the prpoerties of a liquid so it must have water??? "

CrazyTalk

I walked into work one day and a guy had convinced my brothers ex that they kill left handed people in China

Terry

CrazyTalk wrote: »

I walked into work one day and a guy had convinced my brothers ex that they kill left handed people in China

Up until about 50 years ago, left handed people were given the cane in school until they learned how to write with their right hand.
The left hand was known as "The devil's hand".

Damn oppressors.

Pherekydes

astrofool wrote: »

So you're 48, she's 50?

So you're a geek, too?

Gaspode

A blonde friend of mine once asked me: Do you think if we looked would we find it?

No idea what she had lost, but sure as hell there ws no way of finding it would looking.

She aslo came out of her bedroom one morning when we were all away and asked the group 'Do you think today will be the day?'

Silly Flossy, where is she now I wonder?

Blush_01

Terry wrote: »

Up until about 50 years ago, left handed people were given the cane in school until they learned how to write with their right hand.
The left hand was known as "The devil's hand".

Damn oppressors.

That's how my lefthanded uncle writes with his right hand.

For all the "stupid" women out there who can't tell their left from their right (yup, I'm one of them), when looking at the back of your hands, while they're straightened out flat, the hand on which the thumb makes the lower limb of a capital L shape is the left, the one with the backwards L is the right. Simple!

I can't remember any funny anecdotes about hilariously stupid women moments, apart from the incident with a word game where a friend spent 5 minutes trying to figure out what "super bly" was. (IQ of over 130, reading English in uni. Oh how we laughed!)

fiddlesticks

so was with this girl and said maybe we should go to amsterdam or mayeb barcelona in febuary or new year..she turns round and asks 'can you wear a bikini?'

another one was 'whats pat shortt's real name?'

Mr. Presentable

alanmurphy83 wrote: »

Ok lets clear this up for the both of you. There is 28 days in Feburary except for a leap year when there is 29. A leap year occurs every four years, 2004,2008,2012,2016,2020 etc etc. Now that concludes todays Junior Infants lesson, your homework will be sent by PM.

Well, now. If you had bothered to read your own link you would know that a leap year does not occur every four years. More research needed methinks

aliqueenb

i thought it did??...when does it occur like how often, lol this is a funny thread cos i am extremely prone to saying those stupid comments, been called a malteser and thick as a 2 by 4 before lol, even though i think i'm kind of book smart you know