Premiership Weekend Thread: Shots On Target Now Guarenteed!

cson

Saturday, 01 December 2007
Aston Villa v Arsenal, 17:15 Draw
Blackburn v Newcastle, 15:00 Blackburn
Chelsea v West Ham, 12:45 Chelski
Portsmouth v Everton, 15:00 Erm, 6-6 Draw?
Reading v Middlesbrough, 15:00 Reading
Sunderland v Derby, 15:00 SundIreland
Wigan v Man City, 15:00 Citeh

Sunday, 02 December 2007
Liverpool v Bolton, 15:00 Pool
Tottenham v Birmingham, 16:00 Tiny Tots 5-4 (HT 0-4)

Monday, 03 December 2007
Man Utd v Fulham, 20:00 ManYoo

Looking at my brand spanking new shiny fixture list there are a couple of games that should provide some tasty entertainment. First off, Villa v Arsenal. Le Arse have been rather decimated by injuries lately and with Villa on fire after whacking Blackburn 4-0 during the week this should be a very difficult trip to the midlands for Arsenal team that will probably be missing Hleb, Clichy, Van Persie and possibly Fabregas. The other game that whets my appetite is Pompey V Everton. Both teams are flying. Should be good. And those "relegation dogfights" to quote The Sun usually throw up some interesting fare, Sunderland and Derby should be painfully entertaining. Oh and expect the requisite wins from Pool, Chelsea and Man Utd. Yawn.

Edit: Can a moderator please correct the thread title, it should be guaranteed not guarenteed...arrrrgh me hates mispellings!

jameshayes

Saturday, 01 December 2007
Aston Villa v Arsenal, 17:15 Away
Blackburn v Newcastle, 15:00 Draw
Chelsea v West Ham, 12:45 Home
Portsmouth v Everton, 15:00 Home
Reading v Middlesbrough, 15:00 Away
Sunderland v Derby, 15:00 Home
Wigan v Man City, 15:00 Away

Sunday, 02 December 2007
Liverpool v Bolton, 15:00 Draw
Tottenham v Birmingham, 16:00 Home

Monday, 03 December 2007
Man Utd v Fulham, 20:00 Home


Cant imagine there will be too many shocks this weekend...

Hobart

A draw for Liverpool at home against Bolton would be a shock. What is it in the last 3 games ??? 14 scored 1 conceeded?

mike65

Bolton are a slight bogey team for Pool. It depends what team is selected.

Saturday, 01 December 2007
Aston Villa v Arsenal, 17:15 Away
Blackburn v Newcastle, 15:00 Home
Chelsea v West Ham, 12:45 Home
Portsmouth v Everton, 15:00 Draw
Reading v Middlesbrough, 15:00 Draw
Sunderland v Derby, 15:00 Low scoring something
Wigan v Man City, 15:00 Away

Sunday, 02 December 2007
Liverpool v Bolton, 15:00 Win/Draw
Tottenham v Birmingham, 16:00 Home

Monday, 03 December 2007
Man Utd v Fulham, 20:00 Home

Mike.

Hobart

mike65 wrote: »

Bolton are a slight bogey team for Pool. It depends what team is selected.

It does depend on the selection, but I'd hardly call 1 draw and 4 losses at Anfield in the last 5 years a bogey team. Anyhow...we will find out on Sunday.

mike65

But at the Rebok they beat up guys like Luis and Harry!

Mike.

Juan Pablo

Saturday, 01 December 2007
Aston Villa v Arsenal, 17:15 Away
Blackburn v Newcastle, 15:00 Home
Chelsea v West Ham, 12:45 Home
Portsmouth v Everton, 15:00 ??? Probably Home.
Reading v Middlesbrough, 15:00 Home
Sunderland v Derby, 15:00 Draw
Wigan v Man City, 15:00 Away

Sunday, 02 December 2007
Liverpool v Bolton, 15:00 Win (if the Fat Spanish Waiter starts Torres)
Tottenham v Birmingham, 16:00 Home

Monday, 03 December 2007
Man Utd v Fulham, 20:00 Home

Necronomicon

Saturday, 01 December 2007
Aston Villa v Arsenal, 17:15 Draw
Blackburn v Newcastle, 15:00 Draw
Chelsea v West Ham, 12:45 Home
Portsmouth v Everton, 15:00 Draw
Reading v Middlesbrough, 15:00 Home
Sunderland v Derby, 15:00 Home
Wigan v Man City, 15:00 Away

Sunday, 02 December 2007
Liverpool v Bolton, 15:00 Home
Tottenham v Birmingham, 16:00 Home

Monday, 03 December 2007
Man Utd v Fulham, 20:00 Home

jameshayes

Juan Pablo wrote: »

(if the Fat Spanish Waiter starts Torres)

Torres is allergic to the goal posts in the premiership... They're like a magnetic field that repels his shots

(cringes and waits for Torres to bang 4 in against Bolton to spite me after he reads this thread - we all know they read it)

PHB

I think this weekend is gona be big.
Bolton on a high after beating United will give Liverpool something to consider (although I think Liverpool should win).
Arsenal without Fabregas Van Persie and Hleb, probably their best three players, go to an in form Villa. I'm very hopeful here that they will drop some points.
Chelsea vs. West Ham is a derby and anything can happen, but Chelsea are beginning to gel, it's impressive.
United need to bounce back with a solid victory against Fulham, of that there's no doubt. With Rooney back, I think it should happen.
Portsmouth and Everton is gona be a cracker of a match I think.

Bounty Hunter

Saturday, 01 December 2007[/B]
Aston Villa v Arsenal, 17:15 Draw
Blackburn v Newcastle, 15:00 Home
Chelsea v West Ham, 12:45 Home
Portsmouth v Everton, 15:00 Draw
Reading v Middlesbrough, 15:00 Draw
Sunderland v Derby, 15:00 Home
Wigan v Man City, 15:00 Away

Sunday, 02 December 2007
Liverpool v Bolton, 15:00 Home
Tottenham v Birmingham, 16:00 Home

Monday, 03 December 2007
Man Utd v Fulham, 20:00 Home

jameshayes

PHB wrote: »

Portsmouth and Everton is gona be a cracker of a match I think.

+1


3-1 Portsmouth..

Fratton Fred

jameshayes wrote: »

+1


3-1 Portsmouth..

It should be, so expect Match of the Day to dedicate all of 3 minutes to the game in preference to a very boring game involving one of the "Big Four".

ROCKMAN

Saturday, 01 December 2007

Aston Villa v Arsenal, 17:15 Villa
Blackburn v Newcastle, 15:00 Blackburn
Chelsea v West Ham, 12:45 Chelsea
Portsmouth v Everton, 15:00 Everton
Reading v Middlesbrough, 15:00 Reading
Sunderland v Derby, 15:00 Sunderland
Wigan v Man City, 15:00 City

Sunday, 02 December 2007

Liverpool v Bolton, 15:00 Liverpool
Tottenham v Birmingham, 16:00 Spurs

Monday, 03 December 2007

Man Utd v Fulham, 20:00 Man utd

jesus_thats_gre

Saturday, 01 December 2007

Aston Villa v Arsenal, 17:15 Draw
Blackburn v Newcastle, 15:00 Blackburn
Chelsea v West Ham, 12:45 Chelsea
Portsmouth v Everton, 15:00 Draw
Reading v Middlesbrough, 15:00 Reading
Sunderland v Derby, 15:00 Draw
Wigan v Man City, 15:00 City

Sunday, 02 December 2007

Liverpool v Bolton, 15:00 Liverpool
Tottenham v Birmingham, 16:00 Spurs

Monday, 03 December 2007

Man Utd v Fulham, 20:00 Manu

Pepe LeFrits

United are going to maul Fulham. I hold no hope of them slipping up there.

Hleb (he was meant to be out for weeks, he's the Wolverine!) and Clichy face late fitness tests for the Villa game. Fabregas is definately out, although Reo-Coker is suspended for Villa. It's a massive test for Arsenal.

Villain

Saturday, 01 December 2007

Aston Villa v Arsenal, 17:15 Arsenal
Blackburn v Newcastle, 15:00 Blackburn
Chelsea v West Ham, 12:45 Chelsea
Portsmouth v Everton, 15:00 Pompey
Reading v Middlesbrough, 15:00 Draw
Sunderland v Derby, 15:00 Sunderland
Wigan v Man City, 15:00 City

Sunday, 02 December 2007

Liverpool v Bolton, 15:00 Liverpool
Tottenham v Birmingham, 16:00 Spurs

Monday, 03 December 2007

Man Utd v Fulham, 20:00 Manu

eirebhoy

Fratton Fred wrote: »

It should be, so expect Match of the Day to dedicate all of 3 minutes to the game in preference to a very boring game involving one of the "Big Four".

Thankfully it's not live on TV anyway or it would be a guaranteed 0-0 and probably a missed peno for Pompey.

DSB

Saturday, 01 December 2007
Aston Villa v Arsenal, 17:15 Home
Blackburn v Newcastle, 15:00 Draw
Chelsea v West Ham, 12:45 Home
Portsmouth v Everton, 15:00 Home
Reading v Middlesbrough, 15:00 Draw
Sunderland v Derby, 15:00 Draw
Wigan v Man City, 15:00 Home

Sunday, 02 December 2007
Liverpool v Bolton, 15:00 Home
Tottenham v Birmingham, 16:00 Home

Monday, 03 December 2007
Man Utd v Fulham, 20:00 Home

county

Saturday, 01 December 2007
Aston Villa v Arsenal, 17:15 Draw
Blackburn v Newcastle, 15:00 Blackburn
Chelsea v West Ham, 12:45 Home
Portsmouth v Everton, 15:00 Home
Reading v Middlesbrough, 15:00 Draw
Sunderland v Derby, 15:00 Home
Wigan v Man City, 15:00 Away

Sunday, 02 December 2007
Liverpool v Bolton, 15:00 Home
Tottenham v Birmingham, 16:00 Home

Monday, 03 December 2007
Man Utd v Fulham, 20:00 Home

MrJoeSoap

West Ham are awesome to watch at Chelsea so far. Parker is immense, Cole is doing really well up front and Boa Morte is dangerous. Still think Chelsea will win though.

Mikel is a highly irritating player, first he crunches Parker from behind and is lucky to get away with a yellow, then he gets barely tripped himself and jumps up waving an imaginary yellow, then he goes to ground like he's been shot and gets Boa Morte booked. Some man altogether.

KdjaCL

Shots on target my hole, OP should be banned for Lying :eek:




kdjac

justfortherecor

Fish-hookin' action!

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What's wrong with Petr Cech?

How long is he out for?

MrJoeSoap

KdjaCL wrote: »

Shots on target my hole, OP should be banned for Lying :eek:

Well you're the Mod...

Torn calf muscle Des, be back in the next few weeks.

Bounty Hunter

J Cole 1-0 Chelsea

NotWormBoy

****e first half, good second. Loads of retribution-yellow-card-fouls...

Well taken by Cole, who's been crap so far.

Wright-Phillips looking his usual twisty self...

mike65

Pompey-Everton is on Setanta Ireland (the free one) at 3. Aston Villa v Arsenal repeated as live at 10.10 pm.

Mike.

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mike65 wrote: »

Pompey-Everton is on Setanta Ireland (the free one) at 3.

Thanks for the heads up Mike.

PHB

Very harsh on West Ham I thought, Chelsea really didn't deserve that win. Ah well

cson

KdjaCL wrote: »

Shots on target my hole, OP should be banned for Lying :eek:




kdjac

I can guarantee you shots on target in the Villa - Arsenal match!

mike65

Blackburn/Newcastle sounds much tighter than I imagined. Pompey/Everton is stodgy stuff.

Mike.

eirebhoy

mike65 wrote: »

Pompey-Everton is on Setanta Ireland (the free one) at 3.

I didn't realise that. I was wondering why there was no goals.

KdjaCL

can we blame cson for lowest amount of shots on target in pl hstory?



kdjac

mike65

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/live_scores/default.stm

I'm sure Cson can wait till full-time to be stoned.

Mike.

mike65

Newcastle score - Martins?

Mike.

cson

You all seem to have missed the little * beside where it says (In size .0001 font) "cson accepts no liability for the outrageousness of his claims and the unfortunate blink/commidder/unluckiness that may be associated with them"

Arse Villa will save me.... hopefully

mike65

Reading one up

Blackburn 2 1 Newcastle.

Boro level with Reading.

Melchiot off at Wigan.

Mike.

KdjaCL

bentley with both for bburn both 22 yard strikes



kdjac

mike65

Sunderland score.

Mike.

eirebhoy

Delighted it was Stokes.

BrandonBlock

wow - that portsmouth everton match was a real goalfest like everyone predicted.

KdjaCL

1-0 villa gardner


kdjac

Bounty Hunter

Gardner get in 1-0

mike65

Craig Gardiner for Villa

edit Flamini scores

Mike.

KdjaCL

1-1 flamini

cson saved



kdjac

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cson

Fook! I was going to stick a €10 on Flattuso to score at any time @ 12/1 :eek:

mike65

Addy! 2-1

Its all over now.

Mike.

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KdjaCL

could be 3 or 4 by now.


kdjac