Granma

dak

The little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, "I'm so happy to see you grandma. Now maybe daddy will do the trick he has been promising us."

The grandmother was curious.

"What trick is that my dear?" she asked.

The little boy replied, "I heard daddy tell mommy that he would climb the walls if you came to visit us again."
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Q? Why were the little strawberries crying ?
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A: Cause there parents were in a jam !
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Two guys are moving about in a supermarket when their carts collide.

One says to the other, "I'm sorry - I was looking for my wife."
"What a coincidence, so am I, and I'm getting a little desperate."

"Well, maybe I can help you. What does your wife look like?"

"She's tall, with long hair, long legs, firm boobs and a tight ass.

What's your wife look like?"

"Never mind, let's look for yours!"
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Hagar

The wife joke was quality.:D

BRIAN1956

Sad time of the year for me, last Decmber my Grandma got run over by a Reindeer:o

Mahatma coat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaGQEskSKM

:D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPaGQEskSKM