Can you remove my bans for the following forums

Lazers pew pew

Personal Issues
Limerick City

and

Adverts.ie

I see that you're fast to dish them out but when they expire you're not so fast in granting back access

PM the mods who banned you.

Lazers pew pew

i dont know who did, cos they never did me the honor of Pm'ing when they banned me
I think smashey was one
the lesbo from the PI forum was another
dont know who banned me from Limerick

kaimera

Lazers pew pew wrote: »

i dont know who did, cos they never did me the honor of Pm'ing when they banned me
I think smashey was one
the lesbo from the PI forum was another
dont know who banned me from Limerick

The lesbo?

Great way to get back in there :rolleyes:

Lazers pew pew

Sorry, i meant the liberal hippy bra burner

ztoical

Lazers pew pew wrote: »

Sorry, i meant the liberal hippy bra burner

gee how did a lovely chap like you ever get banned in the first place

r3nu4l

My God, you're pretty quick with the ol' sh!tty comments Lazers, I see the bans failed to result in an attitude readjustment

So why not PM smashey to see if he can help you? Then PM the 'Lesbo' as well. Try sending a PM to all of the Limerick mods to see if they'll unban you. Just a thought!

Lazers pew pew

jesus relax, i'm only messing, endearing myself to the umnipotent (might want a spell chack on that)

Slow Motion

Lazers pew pew wrote: »

i dont know who did, cos they never did me the honor of Pm'ing when they banned me
I think smashey was one
the lesbo from the PI forum was another
dont know who banned me from Limerick

Can't figure out why anyone would ban you in the first place, you seem like such a nice guy !:rolleyes:

Agent Smith

smashey

Just in case you didn't see it the last time I said it, I didn't ban you from adverts.

smashey

You were banned from adverts.ie on November 19th for two weeks. This ban should be lifted automatically later on today.

Lazers pew pew

i'll be frantically pressing F5

BuffyBot

I'm surprised you haven't had this account banned completely yet.

Gordon

I've unbanned you from PI, if it doesn't work first time you try to get in, then try again 5 minutes later, you may have to keep trying 5 minutes later until the unban gets unstuck, but keep trying. For a few months.

Beruthiel

Lazers pew pew wrote: »

the lesbo from the PI forum was another

Nice.
Obviously banning you was a good idea.

Lazers pew pew

BuffyBot wrote: »

I'm surprised you haven't had this account banned completely yet.

For what?
i havent done much wrong
dont know why i was banned from PI as i never post there
banned from limerick for using derogatory names towards members of the upstanding travellers community
banned from adverts for posting my phone number even though i didnt

if everyone loosened their drawer strings this place would be a little more fun
its like school at times, i'm even scared to take a piss without asking

azezil

Awww I likes you, you're stinky lookin! *huggles Lazers pew pew* ^_^

6th

Lazers pew pew wrote: »

its like school at times

Oh ... you went to school?

Beruthiel

I always knew you had questionable taste Az

Pherekydes

Lazers pew pew wrote: »

dont know who banned me from Limerick

The people of Limerick?

Here's a thought: if you want to be allowed to dance, stop stepping on peoples' toes. Deliberately.

DeVore

Leave this "person" banned from PI permanently. We don't need that kind of attitude in PI. (lol at Gordon though!)

DeV.

Mr E

It was Billy The Squid who banned you from Limerick for a derogatory comment about what your view would be like from the Quality Hotel in Southill.

Send him a PM if you want it lifted....

Lazers pew pew

DeVore wrote: »

Leave this "person" banned from PI permanently. We don't need that kind of attitude in PI. (lol at Gordon though!)

DeV.

what attitude??
As i said, i dont know why i was banned from PI, only ever posted once there, offering my advice to a woman who was experiencing , how you say, dryness during intercourse
You'd swear some of the mods were priests according to their reaction of my post

tbh

Lazers pew pew wrote: »

For what?
i havent done much wrong
dont know why i was banned from PI as i never post there
banned from limerick for using derogatory names towards members of the upstanding travellers community
banned from adverts for posting my phone number even though i didnt

if everyone loosened their drawer strings this place would be a little more fun
its like school at times, i'm even scared to take a piss without asking

I think you're hilarious, you're the only poster on this site who says what he thinks and I find that refreshing.

or not, as the case may be.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Hahaha this thread made my day!

Kintarō Hattori

DeVore wrote: »

Leave this "person" banned from PI permanently. We don't need that kind of attitude in PI. (lol at Gordon though!)

DeV.

Class.
(I wanted to write more than just one word in relation to DeV personally getting involved. However when I thought about it and started writing how cool it was that someone with such a poor attitude having joined the site not that long ago and being banned from so many forums in such a short time, how an admin stepped in and said 'Ah leave 'em banned', when I thought about it there really is only one word for it- Class.)

seamus

Lazers pew pew wrote: »

As i said, i dont know why i was banned from PI, only ever posted once there, offering my advice to a woman who was experiencing , how you say, dryness during intercourse

Lies. You posted three times

lugger on his cock before he horses it into you

Sterling contribution there.
Small lesson here: Insulting someone when you ask them for something won't get you very far. Try calling a traveller a dirty smelly prick before asking them for directions and see what happens.

The fact that you bring up school says it all. You're like one of those people who goes to work and spends the entire day trying to hide from the boss or get one over on the company. Nobody here is your teacher, you don't need anyone's permission here before you do anything. We don't give a **** about you. There's a rule in life that it takes some people a few post-school years to realise: Don't act the prick.

Cabaal

Yeah leave him banned from PI, should make his day!

Lazers pew pew

eo980 wrote: »

Class.
(I wanted to write more than just one word in relation to DeV personally getting involved. However when I thought about it and started writing how cool it was that someone with such a poor attitude having joined the site not that long ago and being banned from so many forums in such a short time, how an admin stepped in and said 'Ah leave 'em banned', when I thought about it there really is only one word for it- Class.)

Lazers pew pew

seamus wrote: »

Lies. You posted three times
Sterling contribution there.
Small lesson here: Insulting someone when you ask them for something won't get you very far. Try calling a traveller a dirty smelly prick before asking them for directions and see what happens.

The fact that you bring up school says it all. You're like one of those people who goes to work and spends the entire day trying to hide from the boss or get one over on the company. Nobody here is your teacher, you don't need anyone's permission here before you do anything. We don't give a **** about you. There's a rule in life that it takes some people a few post-school years to realise: Don't act the prick.

Why are you bringing travellers into this. My wifes a buffer.
I dont see how my post was offensive, maybe it was my crass Limerick colloquaism, but anyone who watches porn knows a good spit in the right direction goes a long way.

And you , my friend, are the type of person who rims the teachers and boss's choccy star, getting one over on your colleagues, i.e. not to be trusted.

You should take your own advice about acting the prick