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Can you remove my bans for the following forums

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    #92
    Duiske
    Registered Users Posts: 3,087 ✭✭✭Duiske


    6th wrote: »
    I thought Birr was in Offaly?

    lol. Your quick 6th. Actually thought of that after I posted. Reckoned either you or AC would spot it.


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    #93
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,079 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Duiske wrote: »
    lol. Your quick 6th. Actually thought of that after I posted. Reckoned either you or AC would spot it.

    I actually did spot it but I couldn't remember what county birr was in and I couldn't be arsed googling it. *shrugs* meh.


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    #94
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    faceman wrote: »
    Lazers pew pew, i have a problem too embarrassing for PI. I get sweaty hands when talking to women, any advice?

    Wipe them on thier boobs that way it will break the ice ad they will laugh or they will strop of and who wants a girl with no sense of humour, either way your rate of boob gropage will go up considerably and you should start stop being so nervous around them.*


    *This is not PI I am just a poster here who can give any 'advice' I want.


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    #95
    Lazers pew pew
    Closed Accounts Posts: 197 ✭✭Lazers pew pew


    Lazers pew pew, i have a problem too embarrassing for PI. I get sweaty hands when talking to women, any advice?

    you should hook up with the poster with the dry vadge

    Sweaty hands + Dry vadge = good times


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    #96
    Xavi6
    Registered Users Posts: 40,867 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Lazers pew pew wrote: »
    you should hook up with the poster with the dry vadge

    Sweaty hands + Dry vadge = good times

    Ha ha brilliant. The man's a genius. Don't site ban him!


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    #97
    r3nu4l
    Registered Users Posts: 17,399 ✭✭✭✭r3nu4l


    Lazers pew pew wrote: »
    you should hook up with the poster with the dry vadge

    Sweaty hands + Dry vadge = good times

    Ha ha, I must admit that was actually good! :D



    Although it would be better if you said 'vag' than 'vadge'.


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    #98
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,016 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Lazers pew pew wrote: »
    you should hook up with the poster with the dry vadge

    Sweaty hands + Dry vadge = good times

    LOL,
    this post needs to be added to the funniest of the year poll.


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    #99
    billy the squid
    Registered Users Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭billy the squid


    Lazers pew pew wrote: »
    Why are you bringing travellers into this. My wifes a buffer.
    I dont see how my post was offensive, maybe it was my crass Limerick colloquaism, but anyone who watches porn knows a good spit in the right direction goes a long way.

    And you , my friend, are the type of person who rims the teachers and boss's choccy star, getting one over on your colleagues, i.e. not to be trusted.

    You should take your own advice about acting the prick

    A buffer is Cant for a settled person.

    The reason for your ban has been explained to you and it stays. You have received instructions on when your ban will be lifted and what to do on the due date.


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    #100
    Heisenberg.
    Registered Users Posts: 7,541 ✭✭✭Heisenberg.


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    #101
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,016 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The Scientist wrote: »
    I think there should be a "Pontious Pilate Day" where the ordinary minions of boards get to vote for someone to be unbanned.

    I vote Mr. Pew Pew.
    Lol, funny as f*ck!

    HAHA seconded
    !!:D


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    #102
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users Posts: 16,164 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    I must be old fashioned: I just find him rude. He's like the brat in class who's always playing to the gallery. Once is funny, twice or more is enemy action [to shortcut Goldfinger's quote].


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    #103
    r3nu4l
    Registered Users Posts: 17,399 ✭✭✭✭r3nu4l


    Slow coach wrote: »
    I must be old: I just find him rude. He's like the brat in class who's always playing to the gallery. Once is funny, twice or more is enemy action [to shortcut Goldfinger's quote].
    Fixed that for ya :D

    Nah, I agree in general but that last crack was well placed when taken in context with the original reason for one of his bans. I hate deconstructing humour.

    Other than that Lazers Pew Pew has had nothing very funny to say, it's very simple "class clown" stuff but credit where it's due and all that.


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    #104
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users Posts: 16,164 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    r3nu4l wrote: »

    Nah, I agree in general but that last crack was well placed when taken in context with the original reason for one of his bans. I hate humour.

    Fixed that for ya (back)! :p


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    #105
    Lazers pew pew
    Closed Accounts Posts: 197 ✭✭Lazers pew pew


    in my defence, i dont come here to be ''class clown'' etc, most of my 100 and whatever posts have been very banal, whether posting on murders in limerick, selling a car, buying an xbox or even seeking advice on storage heaters
    thats why i was shocked to see i had been banned from so many forums in such a short period of time.
    i use humour when its appropriate and there were a few chances on this thread.

    i dont come here to offend people,thats what the Samaritans are for


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    #106
    r3nu4l
    Registered Users Posts: 17,399 ✭✭✭✭r3nu4l


    Slow coach wrote: »
    Fixed that for ya (back)! :p

    :D Touché sir!


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    #107
    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Lazers pew pew wrote: »
    in my defence, i dont come here to be ''class clown'' etc, most of my 100 and whatever posts have been very banal, whether posting on murders in limerick, selling a car, buying an xbox or even seeking advice on storage heaters
    thats why i was shocked to see i had been banned from so many forums in such a short period of time.
    i use humour when its appropriate and there were a few chances on this thread.

    i dont come here to offend people,thats what the Samaritans are for
    The Samaritans are there to offend people?

    Now that you mention it, they did hang up on me when I rang them and told them I was suicidal. That was about 16 years ago though. Maybe the have changed their policies since.

    Anyway, you broke the rules. That's why you were banned. It's as simple as that.

    Insulting moderators will not get your ban lifted.


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    #108
    6th
    Registered Users Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    Terry wrote: »
    Insulting moderators will not get your ban lifted.

    Actually, if you insult someone in feedback are you insulting a mod or a poster? Seeing how mods are only mods of the forums they mod .....


    ..... I just ate 2 pots of jelly and a triffle :D


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    #109
    oleras
    Registered Users Posts: 2,724 ✭✭✭oleras


    6th wrote: »


    ..... I just ate 2 pots of jelly and a triffle :D

    Call the Samaritans ?


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    #110
    Homer
    Registered Users Posts: 4,306 ✭✭✭Homer


    I used to work for the Samaritans and one day I called in sick but they talked me out of it..


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    #111
    GuanYin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,552 ✭✭✭✭GuanYin


    Victor is a lesbian?


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    #112
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users Posts: 16,164 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    psi wrote: »
    Victor is a lesbian?

    Victor comes from Lesbia? Fancy that.

    OK, nationalities everyone. I'm a Northsider. :D


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    #113
    Stark
    Registered Users Posts: 20,993 ✭✭✭✭Stark


    Faith wrote: »
    No! Troll he may be, but he's a damn good one. With remarkably good spelling for a troll.

    It's like watching Big Brother* or something, and the really annoying loud pain in the ass person gets voted off. Then you realise how dull the house is without them.

    *Not that I'd ever watch it, but it's the first thing that came to mind.

    Personally, I just find those people obnoxious.

    PS: I notice OP is back posting in Limerick City. Someone here's a soft touch.


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    #114
    Esel
    Registered Users Posts: 22,317 ✭✭✭✭Esel


    6th wrote: »
    ..... I just ate 2 pots of jelly and a triffle :D
    You baxtard! What did the triffle ever do to you? :)

    Not your ornery onager



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    #115
    6th
    Registered Users Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    esel wrote: »
    You baxtard! What did the triffle ever do to you? :)

    It wasn't what it did it was what it didn't do!


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    #116
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    6th wrote: »
    It wasn't what it did it was what it didn't do!

    I knew it, I knew it your a sploodge fetishist.


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    #117
    oleras
    Registered Users Posts: 2,724 ✭✭✭oleras


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    I knew it, I knew it your a sploodge fetishist.

    6th covered in trifle..........thats scary ! :eek:

    Damn, wasted my 1k on THAT..........


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    #118
    6th
    Registered Users Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    oleras wrote: »
    6th covered in trifle..........thats scary ! :eek:

    Stop pretending you dont love the idea!


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    #119
    estebancambias
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,103 ✭✭✭estebancambias


    Took me 7 months to get my first banning. That banning resulted in me lurking into AH(which I never knew existed, well I did, but it was more those lads are way too cool for me, better not go near there) The rest as they say is history(winning the muppet of the year is certainly history)

    Take your ban like a man OP.


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    #120
    Agent Smith
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    estebancambias wrote: »
    Take your ban like a man OP.

    heh



    And For the rest of us... heres a Picture of a Duck


























    duck.jpeg


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    #121
    JC 2K3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,794 ✭✭✭JC 2K3


    I haven't lolled at a boards thread in so long......


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