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Dublin City Council

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  • 03-12-2007 5:57pm
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    BRIAN1956
    Closed Accounts Posts: 130 ✭✭


    Apparently, these are genuine clips from Dublin City Council flat tenants complaining to the Council about problems with their flats!!!

    1) My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has
    fungus growing in it.

    2) He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't
    take it anymore.

    3) It's the dog's mess that I find hard to swallow.

    4) I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my
    knob off.

    5) I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put
    his foot in the hole in his back passage.

    6) And their 18-year-old son is continually banging his balls against my
    fence.

    7) I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof.! I
    think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off.

    8) My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?

    9) I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.

    10) Will you please send someone to mend the garden path? My wife tripped
    and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.

    11) I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen

    12) 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are plain
    filthy.

    13) I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers.

    14) The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is
    cleared.

    15) Will you please send a man to look at my water; it is a funny colour &
    not fit to drink.

    16) I want to complain about the farmer across the road; every morning at
    6am his cock wakes me up and it's now getting too much for me.

    17) The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is
    unsightly! And dangerous.

    18) Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third
    so please send someone round to do something about it.

    19) I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do
    something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.

    20) Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my
    wife.


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    #2
    forbairt
    Registered Users Posts: 3,594 ✭✭✭forbairt


    BRIAN1956 wrote: »
    Apparently, these are genuine clips from Dublin City Council flat tenants complaining to the Council about problems with their flats!!!

    If only you hadn't said that

    The rest are great though :D


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    prendy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,321 ✭✭✭prendy


    very good!!!:D:D


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    BRIAN1956
    Closed Accounts Posts: 130 ✭✭BRIAN1956


    forbairt wrote: »
    If only you hadn't said that

    The rest are great though :D

    Durka:eek:


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