Why Men Are Happier Than Women

BRIAN1956

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress €5000. Tux rental-€100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is €8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier!!

Wacker

BRIAN1956 wrote: »

Your last name stays put.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

This writer never bought ten-hole Doc Martens! Feckin' agonizing for a week.

seanabc

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

Correction: You could do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives in 25 minutes, but isn't it easier to send a group text?

Hagar

Wacker wrote: »

This writer never bought ten-hole Doc Martens! Feckin' agonizing for a week.

Wimp, 18 holers FTW, must be ox blood.

BRIAN1956

I should have called it,

Why Real Men Are Happier Than Women.


Durka:eek:

Wacker

Hagar wrote: »

Wimp, 18 holers FTW, must be ox blood.

Well, my ten-holers are ox-blood. When I'm breaking them in, there is quite a bit of human blood mixed in there too. Am I still a wimp?

Hagar

Not if you keep wearing them blood or no blood.


Don't tie the top two 'til they soften a bit.

seanabc

I should have called it,

Why Real Men Are Happier Than Women.

I hope you're talking about the fellas with the sore feet and not the group texts!

Mind you, I do find it takes a while to break in a new pair of shoes.

BRIAN1956

I bought a new pair of shoe's in the summer while on hols in Dallas textas:rolleyes:




Durka:eek:

Capt'n Midnight

Wacker wrote: »

This writer never bought ten-hole Doc Martens! Feckin' agonizing for a week.

ever heard of saddle soap ?
or breaking them in by wearing them around the house for an hour a night, keeps them nice and clean in case you have to return them too

congo_90

BRIAN1956 wrote: »

I should have called it,

Why Real Men Are Happier Than Women.


Durka:eek:

So true...

Good thread!

cance

Hagar wrote: »

Not if you keep wearing them blood or no blood.


Don't tie the top two 'til they soften a bit.

or just wear a pair of feckin runners you tulips.

Naos

Best one: "You know stuff about tanks".

However, this thread has taken a nice turn. All about real men, and how they are now discussing shoes and different techniques on how to break them in.

To the Ladies Lounge with ye, 'gentlemen'.

seanabc

You could add one as well: "You can get your hair cut for a fiver".

serfboard

Mear wrote: »

However, this thread has taken a nice turn. All about real men, and how they are now discussing shoes and different techniques on how to break them in.

To the Ladies Lounge with ye, 'gentlemen'.

Brilliant! I literally cried meself laughin' at this one:D

Hagar

Cheeky. Docs 18 holers aren't shoes, they are high quality bovver boots.

Capt'n Midnight

Why Women Are Happier Than Men
multiple organisms


how many guys would give up the stuff in the first post for one little thing ??

seanabc

Why Women Are Happier Than Men
multiple organisms

how many guys would give up the stuff in the first post for one little thing ??

It beats knowing stuff about tanks alright. They live longer too.

dak

Men are happier because

We don't have the WOooooooooooooooo in front !

great unwashed

serfboard wrote: »

Brilliant! I literally cried meself laughin' at this one:D

Ditto and the last:

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

:D:D

H.O.T.A.S.

We can pee standing up too!

seanabc

We can pee standing up too!

Yeah, that definitely beats multiple orgasms! :rolleyes:

mickrourke

18 hole docs are great and because they come halfway up your leg you can save money by buying shorter trousers. Who cares about the bloodied stumps you used to call feet, them boots make you look hard.

Capt'n Midnight

mickrourke wrote: »

18 hole docs are great and because they come halfway up your leg you can save money by buying shorter trousers. Who cares about the bloodied stumps you used to call feet, them boots make you look hard.

wimminz wear them too you know

challengemaster

Your underwear is €8.95 for a three-pack.

it is?!:eek:

*hides Hilfiger stuff* >_>

randylonghorn

challengepussy wrote: »

it is?!:eek:

*hides Hilfiger stuff* >_>

Jeez louise!

Way to let yourself down, CM!

mickrourke

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

wimminz wear them too you know

Would that be the kind of wimminz who like other wimminz?