Write Your Own Heroes Episode

Agamemnon

Seeing as we won't have any new episodes for the best part of a year, let's write our own one. I'll start:

Costa Verde, California - Day.

Claire Bennet walks out of her house in her cheerleading uniform. Her flowing blonde hair shines like spun gold in the warm sun. She strolls towards school with a spring in her step, happy that's she's broken up with that tosser West and will never have to look at his gormless, bug-eyed face again.

Suddenly she walks around the corner and bumps into Elle...

topher182

haha!!! i didnt think west was that bad!

Bubs101

agamemnon wrote: »

Claire Bennet walks out of her house in her cheerleading uniform. Her flowing blonde hair shines like spun gold in the warm sun. She strolls towards school with a spring in her step, happy that's she's broken up with that tosser West and will never have to look at his gormless, bug-eyed face again.

Suddenly she walks around the corner and bumps into Elle...

Who having learnt from a youth mispent playing Pokemon that electicity destroys all things that fly, informs Claire that she has Zapp(Brannigan)ed West while he was flying to her to apologize. An enraged Claire attacks her but is shocked:rolleyes: when Elle sends her flying with a bolt from the blue.....

cooperguy

Claire gives herself a shake and gets up off the ground has her wounds begin to heal. Looking down at her uniform she realises it has caught fire...

Idu

claire and elle kiss for 40 minutes.

scene cuts to new york where sylar has no top on. episode over

Agamemnon

Or so we thought, but it was only an extended ad break.

Costa Verde, California - Day.

West is flying through the air with that moronic, dopey grin on his face when he is picked up on radar at Edwards Air Force base. Fearing a terrorist incident, Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger scrambles a squadron of F-15s.

When West does not respond to radio hails, the fighters cut him to ribbons with their Gatling guns. West falls out of the sky, sobbing like a little girl, the pussy. Before he can hit the ground he is struck simultaneously by ten Sidewinder missiles that blast him to atoms, beyond all possibility of being revived by Claire's blood so we're finally free of him, the tosser. \o/

New York - Night

Sylar the Sailor Man opens another can of spinach and...

Dord

janets_on_clubs wrote: »

claire and elle kiss for 40 minutes.

scene cuts to new york where sylar has no top on. episode over

Less of the sylar more of the Claire and Elle! :mad:

Faith

Costa Verde, California

Sylar steps out from behind a bush and kills both Claire and Elle by taking their brains while they were distracted kissing each other.

funky penguin

I'd be content knowing they died serving my needs. Horay for Sylar!

L31mr0d

An episode where Peter and Sylar fight for the whole hour would do me. With more Chuck Norris vs Bruce Lee and less Mr Smith vs Neo.

Overheal

Hiro travels back in time and stops Volume 2 from ever happening \o/