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What do you say...shout....

FlutterinBantam · 2007-12-05 17:36:25

Struck me as interesting..y'know? When you are balling the mott,or being balled, and you are turning' Tattenham Corner' on the vinegar strokes and about to shoot the wad,empty the tonktank.. what do you say??? shout!! My phrase comes from attending LOI soccer matches when a certain goalkeeper,whenever the opposition…

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Struck me as interesting..y'know? When you are balling the mott,or being balled, and you are turning' Tattenham Corner' on the vinegar strokes and about to shoot the wad,empty the tonktank.. what do you say??? shout!!

My phrase comes from attending LOI soccer matches when a certain goalkeeper,whenever the opposition threatened,and came close to the penalty area shouted...'AND AWAY' 'AND AWAY' encouraging the defenders to hoof the ball to the other end.

The Flutt uses that phrase in passionate moments when about to shoot and wondered do others have a fav one prior to unloading ???

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#2 05-12-2007 6:42pm

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Yabba dabba doo!

My other half goes with the old reliable "Oh God!" over and over again. Sometimes I feel tempted to say "Oh Satan!" or "Oh Evolution!" but I doubt it would go down well with her.

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#3 05-12-2007 6:49pm

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I say "Pamela Anderson,you dirty bitch".She is,too.

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#4 05-12-2007 6:51pm

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#5 05-12-2007 6:56pm

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Degsy wrote: »

I say "Pamela Anderson,you dirty bitch".She is,too.

More like Palmela Handerson with you Degsy, you unattractive lying scamp.

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#6 05-12-2007 6:56pm

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#7 05-12-2007 7:02pm

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What about "hang onto your wig misses,i'm about to shoot me beans"?

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#8 05-12-2007 7:05pm

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FlutterinBantam wrote: »

The Flutt uses that phrase in passionate moments when about to shoot and wondered do others have a fav one prior to unloading ???

Pighead wannabe.

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#9 05-12-2007 7:14pm

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#10 05-12-2007 7:21pm

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#12 05-12-2007 8:17pm

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How about an Alan Partridge-esque "back of the net!" ?

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#13 05-12-2007 8:22pm

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EamonnKeane wrote: »

How about an Alan Partridge-esque "back of the net!" ?

Oh yes, that was classic intercourse! AH-HA!

I usually find a good, old, "Oh Jaysus, I'm cumming! Quick, close your eyes, love!", tends to do the trick! :eek:

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#19 05-12-2007 11:21pm

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MagicMarker wrote: »

''Brace Yourself!!''

I've had to be on top so I can hold her in position ever since the time she got a concussion by smacking her head off the ceiling.

Haha!

My ex used to always ask "are you ready" and if I wasn't he'd hold off 'til I was......how sweet

(are we there yet....) :rolleyes:

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aidan_dunne wrote: »

Oh yes, that was classic intercourse! AH-HA!

Textbook Sexual Intercourse.

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On a serious note; I tend not to warn her tbh. Where's the fun then?

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l3LoWnA wrote: »

Haha!

My ex used to always ask "are you ready" and if I wasn't he'd hold off 'til I was......how sweet

(are we there yet....) :rolleyes:

Jaysus, i nearly always do that.

It's only fair!

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He says "OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH SSSSSHHHHHHHHHHITTTTTTTT""

I say " Is that it?""

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Quality wrote: »

He says "OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH SSSSSHHHHHHHHHHITTTTTTTT""

I say " Is that it?""

Take it as a compliment, ungrateful wench;)

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keep repeating "gerrin dayer, gerrin dayer"

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KingOfFairview wrote: »

Take it as a compliment, ungrateful wench;)

Thank God for Roger Rabbit, He saves the day!!!

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Quality wrote: »

Thank God for Roger Rabbit, He saves the day!!!

Roger Rabbit, Rampant rabbit, Tomayto tomato

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As long as he does the job they can call him Roger the roving, radiant riding, rampant, rapturous, rosey arsed, Revelling, righteous Rabbit.

Just finish the job!!!

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Quality wrote: »

As long as he does the job they can call him Roger the roving, radiant riding, rampant, rapturous, rosey arsed, Revelling, righteous Rabbit.

Just finish the job!!!

Does your bloke not have a tongue?

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#40 06-12-2007 5:16pm

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I do have him too worn out!!!;););)

He'd be panting too much...

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Listen to the commetary on a Sky football match with Andy Gray commentating and you'll have plenty. "Oooooooohhhhhhhhhh YA BEAUTY!" etc. Although the thought of Gray might negate any sexual urges in the first place :eek:

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Quality wrote: »

I do have him too worn out!!!;););)

He'd be panting too much...

I cant see the problem.... perfect!

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