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Fire crew aid in penis operation!

  • 07-12-2007 1:48am
    #1
    gurramok
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    Ok, how on earth did this bloke get a ring from the end of a pipe stuck on his manhood?!
    What was he thinking of! :D

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/manchester/7131532.stm
    bbc wrote:
    Firefighters helped operate on a man who was rushed to hospital after getting a metal ring stuck on the end of his penis.

    Doctors at Royal Wigan Infirmary in Greater Manchester put out the alert after fearing the man faced amputation as the ring cut off his blood supply.

    Two firefighters used a mini hand grinder to cut through the ring during a 20-minute procedure.

    It is understood the man, aged in his 40s, was given an anaesthetic.

    The firefighters placed a thin sheet of metal around his penis to protect the skin while removing the ring, which appeared to have been cut off from the end of a pipe.

    Greater Manchester Fire and Rescue Service confirmed fire crews were called to the hospital at around 12.10 GMT on Thursday to "deal with a situation".

    A spokeswoman for Royal Wigan Infirmary said they were unable to comment about the incident.


Comments

  • #2
    Borneo Fnctn
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    Jaysus. Stung rapid!


  • #3
    ~Marky~
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,056 ✭✭✭~Marky~


    mini hand grinder :D Say they had steady hands for that if it lasted 20 mins.


  • #4
    thefinalstage
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    Feck!!!!!!! I would have been fidgeting like welschman on crack!


  • #5
    MayoForSam
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    Phew! Lots of heat generated when grinding metal too......


  • #6
    Rob_l
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    I couldn't read that article through Im already suffering sympathy pains


    but I'd say he slipped and fell and it got like that


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  • #7
    hottstuff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 595 ✭✭✭hottstuff


    Result!!!
    Firemen get to free another willy!!!!!!!!!!!!:)


  • #8
    Pigman II
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    20mins with your cock out in front of a bunch of fireman.

    "So..... how about this weather?"


  • #9
    Victor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,523 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/manchester/7131532.stm
    Doctors at Royal Wigan Infirmary in Greater Manchester put out the alert after fearing the man faced amputation as the ring cut off his blood supply.
    I call shenanigans. The doctors could easily (if somewhat not nicely) have drained the blood from his penis via syringe or similar.


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