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Dirty Dittys

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  • #52
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,787 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    Mary had a little lamb ...
    the midwife fainted!

    or...
    Mary had a little lamb ...
    Her father shot the ram!


  • #53
    An Riabhach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,714 ✭✭✭An Riabhach


    Heinz Beans,good for your heart
    The more you eat,the more you fart,
    The more you fart,the more you eat
    The more you sit on the toilet seat.

    Trick or treat,smell our feet,
    Give us something nice to eat,
    If you don't,then beware
    Coz we'll pull down your underwear.

    Keep them coming!! :-):-)

    Siúl leat, siúl leat, le dóchas i do chroí, is ní shiúlfaidh tú i d'aonar go deo.



  • #54
    Bearhunter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 656 ✭✭✭Bearhunter


    anewme wrote: »

    Another one
    Far away in China, beneath the sign of the swinging tit, there lives a chinese maiden and her name is who flung ****......


    I know that one. It starts: :In the street of a thousand arseholes by the sign of the swinging tit..."

    I've got the rest if you want it.


  • #55
    flanders1979
    Closed Accounts Posts: 638 ✭✭✭flanders1979


    I remember in primary school we sang a song about catching a person of African descent by the toe. Funny to look back at. I don't even think we knew what we were saying.
    Who the hell came up with it?


  • #56
    the purple tin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Trebor mints are a minty bit stronger.
    Stick them up your bum and they last a bit longer.
    :o:o:o


  • #57
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36,554 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    (to the tune of Joan Jett's "I Love Rock'n'Roll")

    I love toilet roll
    Wrap it round your finger and stick it up your hole.

    I'm partial to your abracadabra,

    I'm raptured by the joy of it all.



  • #58
    BigBrownBear
    Closed Accounts Posts: 284 ✭✭BigBrownBear


    rosie bangs all day... etc ad infitum[/QUOTE]

    Ha. Ah the memories.
    We had a verse attached....

    Mary had a little lamb
    Full of tricks and frolics
    It tried to jump the garden fence
    And fell and broke its.......

    Bang bang Rosie ....etc etc!!!!!!


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