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  • 08-12-2007 4:46pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 1,088 ✭✭✭


    a mother is having terrible trouble wit her son he's always swaring and cursing , his ma says if u dont stop cursing santa isnt comming to u . he says i dont give a shi* about u or santa, thats it im telling ur father she says . at the dinner table the father notices his son wont eat his dinner . the father says eat ur dinner , he says no fu*k off , father says wat? he says i dont like this crap i hate u ma and santa , so the father thinks of something to do ,. he looks out the window nd see's that some dog has bein shi*tin all over the back garden so he goes out nd wraps some dog poo in wrapping paper nd puts his sons name on it and puts it under the tree. christmas comes nd the son runs down grabs his present goes back up to his room , mam nd dad here him bashing pulling drawers out smashing the room around , then he goes to the spare room same thing bashing around . son comes back down . father says something wrong? he says no fu*k off . father says there must be something up , did santa not come ? he says ye , father says no he didnt son says he fu*king did but i dont know where he left the dog


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭Jimbo


    ??????????
    Would it be possible for you to punctuate a little so we can actually read your post?
    Cheers


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    byrner88 wrote: »
    a mother is having terrible trouble wit her son he's always swaring and cursing , his ma says if u dont stop cursing santa isnt comming to u . he says i dont give a shi* about u or santa, thats it im telling ur father she says . at the dinner table the father notices his son wont eat his dinner . the father says eat ur dinner , he says no fu*k off , father says wat? he says i dont like this crap i hate u ma and santa , so the father thinks of something to do ,. he looks out the window nd see's that some dog has bein shi*tin all over the back garden so he goes out nd wraps some dog poo in wrapping paper nd puts his sons name on it and puts it under the tree. christmas comes nd the son runs down grabs his present goes back up to his room , mam nd dad here him bashing pulling drawers out smashing the room around , then he goes to the spare room same thing bashing around . son comes back down . father says something wrong? he says no fu*k off . father says there must be something up , did santa not come ? he says ye , father says no he didnt son says he fu*king did but i dont know where he left the dog

    You were listening to the radio today!! Nial Tobin... ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,088 ✭✭✭byrner88


    boneless wrote: »
    You were listening to the radio today!! Nial Tobin... ;)

    ha my da was nd he told me ha


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,900 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    tldr


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,326 ✭✭✭Zapp Brannigan


    tldr

    I've never known what that means. Enlightenment please?


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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,900 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    I've never known what that means. Enlightenment please?
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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,900 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭cance


    too long didnt read?


  • Registered Users Posts: 260 ✭✭pdebarra


    Might have been amusing. Impenetrable writing style put me off.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,783 ✭✭✭Pj!


    Child got dog crap for christmas for being naughty. He then thought there may be a dog included in said present.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 130 ✭✭BRIAN1956


    lmfao.gif


  • Registered Users Posts: 260 ✭✭pdebarra


    Hmph. Glad I didn't bother, so.


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