Who was the roundest knight at the Round Table?

Outer Bongolia

Who was the roundest knight at the Round Table?














Sir Cumference



Did you hear about the fire at the circus? The heat was in tents.


They tried to keep a locksmith in prison, but the nut bolted.

The railway had a safety problem, but tried to cover its tracks.

Back when the news was written on clay tablets there was a lot of breaking news.

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.

She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but he broke it off.

In democracy its your vote that counts. In feudalism its your count that votes.

mickrourke

Cracking one-liners there Outer!
More please if you have em :D:D:D

dak

Excellent ! Liked the cross eyed teacher one! Heres a few from me!

1 .The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

2. Acupuncture is a jab well done.

3. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

vulcan57

The man who was kicked by a horse is now in a stable condition in hospital!

Outer Bongolia

Even though Catholics in space are weightless, do they have mass?

I always prayed before my trigonometry tests. I was hoping for a sine from above.

The artist was great. He could always draw a crowd.

One evening King Arthur's men discovered Sir Lancelot's moonshine whiskey operation and shattered the still of the knight.

The doctor couldn't transfer the organs because he didn't have the guts to do it.

I was thinking of a change in career. Maybe a job drilling. Though I hear it's a boring job.

My computer is so slow it hertz.

When they told him that his drum couldn't be fixed, it didn't resonate very well.

It's true I don't like soap, but you don't have to rub it in my face!

A butcher shop opened on the 10th floor. The steaks were high.

I bought me some of those new paper shirts. I don't like them - they're tearable.

During an earthquake in California a bank went into default.

Why do all Marxists drink imitation tea? Because all proper tea is theft.

I paid 100 euro for eight legs of venison. Do you think this was two deer?

Some people really enjoy blowing air out of their lungs - I'm not a fan myself.

I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.

I support both of my wives very well. I think that's big o' me.

cozmik

Rofl