Have you been chatted up on Boards?

Earthhorse

I know this thread is for the laydeez but I did once get a PM from a female boards user telling me I was her hero which was really sweet but I didn't really know what to do with it.

Piste wrote: »

...mostly I get PMs looking for drugs.

No idea why, people just seem to think I can get them drugs though I never allude to that!

I don't know why but that's hilarious.

togster

I have on numerous occasions attempted to chat up Irish Burd.

FlutterinBantam

Jules80 wrote: »

I got chatted up on boards, we have been together one year two months and like 15 days!

Yes im a muppet, but ya know can't help it some times.

Not with that whanker Anti are you?

Ickle Magoo

I've never been chatted up on-line...or chatted someone up on-line for that matter. I'm an auld fashioned gal, I prefer to see what they look like!

Jules

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Not with that whanker Anti are you?

Now Bant, would we really call him a wanker?

FlutterinBantam

panda100 wrote: »

Same with me.Most people think Im a bloke.which suprsies me considering my avater!
Never been chatted up on boards,never get pm'ed either I should start e-flirting more!

Get rid of your sig.... major turn off.

People think of you as, greasy haired heavy tighted,wide arsed matron.

Oh Hi!!

FlutterinBantam

Jules80 wrote: »

Now Bant, would we really call him a wanker?

:eek: OMG!!

Jules

What!

FlutterinBantam

Sorry, just noticed this was The ladies Lounge,thought I was somewhere else.





backs out bowing.................

Jules

Was wondering what you were doing in here, didn't think Degsy let you out of the Dome?

FlutterinBantam

Interestingly enough that 2000+ posts means I do escape now and again.

May congratulate you on a nice little forum,and some interesting threads,as I see you are a Mod here.






Tips imaginary cyber cap

Jules

Well feel free to come back anytime, hope you dont lose some of that DomeCred you have earned so much of by posting in here.

Thanks btw... think they just wanted to piss 6th off by making me a mod first!

azezil

Jules80 wrote: »

Any pm's posted up will result in a banning. FACT!!! *



























Sorry az!

*baby azzey cries*

Jules

Lol

Black Swan

Chatted up on boards? Boards is HOT! Especially in the PM department.

thefinalstage

monkeyfudge wrote: »

Of course you can tell... Just look at the lady like syntax that Tar uses there.

The dots? The over use of the dots? I do that and I'm a male.

MizzLolly

Thank you Johnny Bravo! That was a delightful PM!!!

panda100

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Get rid of your sig.... major turn off.
!!

Duly noted!My new sig will get them flocking! Thnaks for the heads up bantam

tbh

ooooOOH MATRON!

monkeyfudge

But socialism gives me the horn!

FlutterinBantam

*Off you go so,and bone the hole off Joan Burton.

Back on topic,aggressive sigs can be a major barrier in inter Boardsies relations.

















*Let me know how you got on and did the hair get in the way

Lockstep

I like socialist women.

Dunno why, it's a bonus for me when I find them

Jules

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

*Off you go so,and bone the hole off Joan Burton.

Back on topic,aggressive sigs can be a major barrier in inter Boardsies relations.

That why you got no sig bant?

Quality

I'll never be pm'd again..:(:(:(

FlutterinBantam

Jules80 wrote: »

That why you got no sig bant?

Heh Heh NO!


That was the only thing I could think of to bring that particular post back on topic.
The SIGPO removed my sig and I went into a huff...so its commando now;)

Chucky the tree

Rozabeez wrote: »

This is no fair! I'm legal and single now and still not getting any PM's?

Men are bastards.

This being the internet, thats your problem right there.

skelliser

hey, this is the 21st century etc why dont ye women chat guys up?

by that i mean chat me up

i like holding hands

im just back from the pub and kinda drunk!

Time Magazine

skelliser wrote: »

hey, this is the 21st century etc why dont ye women chat guys up?

by that i mean chat me up

i like holding hands

im just back from the pub and kinda drunk!

I'm just back from the pub (well, Coppers) and I'm kinda drunk but not asking for PMs.

Jackz

I got back from the pub lst night and gave this bird a good pming to.

Oryx

skelliser wrote: »

hey, this is the 21st century etc why dont ye women chat guys up?

by that i mean chat me up

i like holding hands

im just back from the pub and kinda drunk!

We do. There must be something wrong with your inbox.

PS The holding hands bit was just lame. Come back when youre more macho?

The Recliner

Quality wrote: »

I'll never be pm'd again..:(:(:(

From the comment you made about what you were wearing sitting in front of your PC I have no doubt that there will be PM's aplenty when people read it

Not from me though, too shy for that sort of thing

skelliser

KtK wrote: »

We do. There must be something wrong with your inbox.

PS The holding hands bit was just lame. Come back when youre more macho?

but im a sensitive metrosexual noughties kinda guy, im all tough, mysterious and macho on the outside, but a big softy on the inside: kinda like a cadburys creme egg

in fact im a 6ft cadburys creme egg:D

Lockstep

I'm a 6ft college student whos recently moved to Ireland.

I'd advise all the ladies to get PMing me before the real life ladies discover me.

Assorted stuff I do that women seem to like:
Boxing
Play in a band(photos on request)
speak french fluently
medic in the army reserves

thefinalstage

kickoutthejams wrote: »

I'm a 6ft college student whos recently moved to Ireland.

I'd advise all the ladies to get PMing me before the real life ladies discover me.

Assorted stuff I do that women seem to like:
Boxing
Play in a band(photos on request)
speak french fluently
medic in the army reserves

Pfft! I cook.

skelliser

pfft! i own a motorbike!
beat that!

chicks dig bikers

thefinalstage

skelliser wrote: »

pfft! i own a motorbike!
beat that!

chicks dig bikers

Sorry I'm not looking for a swinging mickey contest....here. You lads can try and impress the ladies all you want. They don't want no scrub.

Lockstep

thelastangryman wrote: »

Pfft! I cook.

Pah, thats like saying you can clean. Great to have you around but not to be with.

Only slagging, I cook too.

Great stuff.

martinr5232

MLE wrote: »

I think mcgyver is HOT!

Im a mechanic i can fix anything.:D:D:D

thefinalstage

kickoutthejams wrote: »

Pah, thats like saying you can clean. Great to have you around but not to be with.

Only slagging, I cook too.

Great stuff.

I am also impressed by what you do (particularly the boxing) but how the hell do you find time for all that?

worded

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2 a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined!
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52.. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

Not rocket science, eh????

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. She just needs to show up naked
2. Bring food

tallaght01

worded wrote: »

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2 a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined!
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52.. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

Not rocket science, eh????

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. She just needs to show up naked
2. Bring food

In stark contrast to that jams bloke or whatever, who started the swinging mickey competition, I'm proud to say I only fulfill number 50 above*

*Does sometimes look at other girls

skelliser

hey that list is too long and i couldnt be bothered reading it!;)

can you sum it up in one word or less!?

thefinalstage

skelliser wrote: »

hey that list is too long and i couldnt be bothered reading it!;)

can you sum it up in one word or less!?

Impossible.

citytillidie

Quality wrote: »

I'll never be pm'd again..:(:(:(

Awww sent you a pm so you will feel loved

Lockstep

thelastangryman wrote: »

I am also impressed by what you do (particularly the boxing) but how the hell do you find time for all that?

French comes from living in belgium,

boxing is a hobby, we all need an outlet
band practice is only once a week
army reserves is only one night a week as well,

all adds up

ha I wasn't planning on doing a mickeyswinging compo. This is the internet, I was only slagging, I'd hardly be looking for a relationship on boards of all places.
Although I do a lotta stuff that is not viewed as very manly which I will put here as they are important to me, not to what most women think:

Compulsive reader
Loves video games
not a fan of sex
very disorganised
despises shopping
very forgetful

Jules

MLE wrote: »

I think mcgyver is HOT!

Anyman who can make stuff from a lollipop stick bluetac and an elastic band gets my vote!

Star Lord

I've done a good bit of flirting on PMs, but not chatted anyone up on PM.

Never been chatted up on PM either though!

Rozabeez

/me sends Damo a PM.

Star Lord

O_o

But Roz I'm only ickle, you could probably break me if you wanted...



... kinky!

Rozabeez

I can be gentle ^_^