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gf wants a ffm threesome (with me haha)

  • 11-12-2007 2:02pm
    #1
    IamBeowulf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 432 ✭✭


    How do I arrange that?!

    She wouldn't mind if its one of my female friends. How do I broach that one? Surely I can't just ask if theyre interested? Any recommendations on picking up a gal for a threesome?

    Not that it matters but we're in our mid-twenties, so I don't even think advetising in those dating thingys would help...
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  • #2
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Personal issues over there ->

    Mike.


  • #3
    Noelie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 999 ✭✭✭Noelie


    I'd say try find a stranger, your girlfriend could say it's fine for a friend of yours to join, but her attitude could change once it's over.


  • #4
    cornbb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,790 ✭✭✭cornbb


    fmf would probably be even more fun than ffm


  • #5
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,620 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Just curious. Is your girlfriend, how should I saw this, a salad dodger?


  • #6
    Heisenberg.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,541 ✭✭✭Heisenberg.


    This post has been deleted.


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  • #7
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Grab some young wan at the disco. :D


  • #8
    Pighead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    ronoc wrote: »
    Just curious. Is your girlfriend, how should I saw this, a salad dodger?
    :eek: What a question. Gotta love the boy ronocs style. We think it, ronoc asks. Pigheads money is on the OP answering "No" but meaning "Yes"


  • #9
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    Get yourselves a high class hooker.


  • #10
    padser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,375 ✭✭✭padser



    Firstly..... Nice!!!

    Secondly - no idea but good luck with it


  • #11
    Owen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,683 ✭✭✭✭Owen


    Mossy Monk wrote: »
    Get yourselves a high class hooker.

    Probably the best option tbh.

    Be very aware of the possibility that this will destroy your relationship though. The only reason someone would want a threesome is that they're not satisfied with the existing relationship even if they tell themselves they are. Been there, done that, and got the P45.


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  • #12
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    padser wrote: »

    Firstly..... Nice!!!

    Secondly - no idea but good luck with it


    Thirdly:
    OP will probably just be a spectator :D


  • #13
    padser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,375 ✭✭✭padser


    jester77 wrote: »
    Thirdly:
    OP will probably just be a spectator :D
    Still worth it though :D


  • #14
    Fratton Fred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    You know full well what to do, you just had to bring it here to show off didn't you.

    lucky b,stard :D


  • #15
    Quality
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    Ha Cant resist for a second time


    ASK


    YORE MA!!


  • #16
    TwoShedsJackson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,438 ✭✭✭TwoShedsJackson


    Get into Coppers there and pick up some drunken nurse or Ban Garda.


  • #17
    Orlee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,274 ✭✭✭Orlee


    ronoc wrote: »
    Just curious. Is your girlfriend, how should I saw this, a salad dodger?

    nicely put!


  • #18
    Lux23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    IamBeowulf wrote: »
    How do I arrange that?!

    She wouldn't mind if its one of my female friends. How do I broach that one? Surely I can't just ask if theyre interested? Any recommendations on picking up a gal for a threesome?

    Not that it matters but we're in our mid-twenties, so I don't even think advetising in those dating thingys would help...


    Doing it with one of your friends will cause a heap of trouble, just advertise on gumtree and see what happens. I doubt you will have much luck. Bring her on holidays that seems to be the only place where that happens.


  • #19
    120_Minutes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,706 ✭✭✭120_Minutes


    adultfriendfinder or swingers sites.


  • #20
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,869 ✭ [Deleted User]


    jester77 wrote: »
    Thirdly:
    OP will probably just be a spectator :D

    And............?


  • #21
    IamBeowulf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 432 ✭✭IamBeowulf


    ronoc wrote: »
    Just curious. Is your girlfriend, how should I saw this, a salad dodger?

    Whats a salad dodger? I thought Id heard every funny sex-slang under the sun. Clearly Ive more to learn:)

    She doesn't secretly harbour lesbian tendencies. She's quite open to them. But believe me it's not gonna be case of her switching sides:) Shed just like to have her cake and eat it too


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  • #22
    kodute
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 829 ✭✭✭kodute


    Having cake is one thing, but don't come crying back here when she moves to San Fran marries Rosie O'Donnell and they adopt a pitbull named Butch.


  • #23
    IamBeowulf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 432 ✭✭IamBeowulf


    Nasty

    Anyone ever arranged a ffm? (I keep calling it that cos a fmm just does not interest me:))


  • #24
    humbert
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    Actually, a salad dodger is someone who likes to have their cake and eat it!


  • #25
    Dave!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    You jammy pig

    Maybe you should start flirting with someone who you think would be interested... get them all sexually worked up, and then suggest it to them after flirting over a prolonged period :)

    Then, tell me your address, and I'll be around to document the whole thing, for my documentary class.


  • #26
    Cathmandooo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,324 ✭✭✭✭Cathmandooo


    Anyone see the episode of sex and the city with this issue in it?

    Samantha's boyfriend asked her for a threesome as his birthday gift. He wanted this host woman person in a hotel.

    Samantha went up to her and told her she was arranging a special birthday get togther.
    Host lady asked did she want to reserve the function room.
    Samantha said no, it's more of a party for three, would you have any openings.
    Host lady said she's wide open.

    How could it possibly go wrong ;)


  • #27
    Lux23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    Cathooo wrote: »
    Anyone see the episode of sex and the city with this issue in it?

    Samantha's boyfriend asked her for a threesome as his birthday gift. He wanted this host woman person in a hotel.

    Samantha went up to her and told her she was arranging a special birthday get togther.
    Host lady asked did she want to reserve the function room.
    Samantha said no, it's more of a party for three, would you have any openings.
    Host lady said she's wide open.

    How could it possibly go wrong ;)

    Thats guy was a multimillionaire!! No offence to the OP but something tells me hes not.


  • #28
    Cathmandooo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,324 ✭✭✭✭Cathmandooo


    Lux23 wrote: »
    Thats guy was a multimillionaire!! No offence to the OP but something tells me hes not.


    That didnt matter, she got no money out of him ;) She just got kicked out of bed mwahaha


  • #29
    IamBeowulf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 432 ✭✭IamBeowulf


    Cathooo wrote: »
    That didnt matter, she got no money out of him ;) She just got kicked out of bed mwahaha

    Im not a multimillionaire yet. As for kicking out the gf, no way. Lets just say they will come before me...literally:)


  • #30
    Dave!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    Cathooo wrote: »
    That didnt matter, she got no money out of him ;) She just got kicked out of bed mwahaha
    she was f*cking hot though.


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  • #31
    IamBeowulf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 432 ✭✭IamBeowulf


    So's my girl...I know other girls fanc her alot but it's the whole arranging it that vexes me.


  • #32
    Cathmandooo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,324 ✭✭✭✭Cathmandooo


    She was hot but she called him daddy and made him feel old!

    I'd go for that line though OP, go into a hotel and pick a hot young one :D


  • #33
    IamBeowulf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 432 ✭✭IamBeowulf


    I get her to call me teacher and pretend she's 16:)

    Em I wish it was simple as walk in, chat up and bring back a random hot chick in a hotel. Ive been in a few (hotels, calm down!) and they aren't exactly brimming with babes:)


  • #34
    amazingemmet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,057 ✭✭✭amazingemmet


    IamBeowulf wrote: »
    Nasty

    Anyone ever arranged a ffm? (I keep calling it that cos a fmm just does not interest me:))

    Emmets guide to ffm 3somes:

    1: High class escort service, easiest to do but can be expensive

    2: Get her to get a friend involved, most of the time the friend will end up chickening out

    3: Go to a lesbian bar, as soon as they see you and your gf there the girls will know what you're after, send your gf out dancing you sit somewhere and try to not look too conspicuos (sp?). If she gets dancing with some one she likes get her to bring her over to meet you. Arrange from there

    hope that helps


  • #35
    Cathmandooo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,324 ✭✭✭✭Cathmandooo


    yeah do the lesbian bar thing, get your bird to reel in someone, obviously if she's a lesbian!! But even without going to a lesbian bar go to a normal place and get your girl to flirt with other girls and see what happens, girls always dance with other girls on the dancefloor, ye never know what it could turn into, ding ding ding


  • #36
    hottstuff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 595 ✭✭✭hottstuff


    Tell her the only threesome's you do is fff

    +m of course:)


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  • #37
    LoanShark
    Registered Users Posts: 949 ✭✭✭LoanShark


    Dont give him anymore Ideas..... He'll only be back on here next week Bragging about it!!! The Lucky Sod...


  • #38
    Lux23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    Cathooo wrote: »
    yeah do the lesbian bar thing, get your bird to reel in someone, obviously if she's a lesbian!! But even without going to a lesbian bar go to a normal place and get your girl to flirt with other girls and see what happens, girls always dance with other girls on the dancefloor, ye never know what it could turn into, ding ding ding

    That won't work at all because lesbians generally don't **** men plus they do frown upon straight couples looking for threesomes in gay bars. Ive seen couples get kicked out. If hes hot it may work in straight bar.


  • #39
    Quality
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    Ok So obviously youve talked about this, What would your ultimate threesome fantasy girl look like???


  • #40
    Rob_l
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,905 ✭✭✭Rob_l


    Bring your gf to a bar/club see what women she seems interested in then let her do most of the chatting or alternately you and her start asking women which women they think in clubs are attractive bla bla.

    Or begin talking to some female sin bars/clubs get your lady friend to offer her a massage depending on how this goes you will now how this might be possible


  • #41
    IamBeowulf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 432 ✭✭IamBeowulf


    She's not picky really...it'd probably depend on how sooth things go between them.


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  • #42
    Lands Leaving
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,145 ✭✭✭Lands Leaving


    IamBeowulf wrote: »
    I get her to call me teacher and pretend she's 16:)

    So put on a teacher-type outfit and pick up some young wan for after school shenanigans!


  • #43
    IamBeowulf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 432 ✭✭IamBeowulf


    Lands Leaving wrote: »
    So put on a teacher-type outfit and pick up some young wan for after school shenanigans!

    Um I THINK what youre suggesting sounds illegal, but thank you anyway


  • #44
    Rob_l
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,905 ✭✭✭Rob_l


    IamBeowulf wrote: »
    She's not picky really...it'd probably depend on how sooth things go between them.

    It would be better if she takes the lead in any suggestions of threesome to random women in clubs coming from a male it will sound very sleazy but from a women may appeal to fantasies and womens natural bi-sexual tendencies


  • #45
    hottstuff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 595 ✭✭✭hottstuff


    How bout the one in the middle.

    She can teach you two a lot about pleasure and she will wash the dishes and knit you a pull over afterwards?

    :)


  • #46
    Quality
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    hottstuff wrote: »
    How bout the one in the middle.

    She can teach you two a lot about pleasure and she will wash the dishes and knit you a pull over afterwards?

    :)


    Have a defibilator at the side of the bed just in case though!!


  • #47
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 15,814 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    hottstuff wrote: »
    How bout the one in the middle.

    She can teach you two a lot about pleasure and she will wash the dishes and knit you a pull over afterwards?

    :)

    I just threw up a little in my mouth.


  • #48
    Quality
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    Why dont you head off to hedonism in Jamaica for a week, Its a free for all over there isnt it?


  • #49
    hottstuff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 595 ✭✭✭hottstuff


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I just threw up a little in my mouth.

    lol , dirtyyyy!!!


  • #50
    IamBeowulf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 432 ✭✭IamBeowulf


    Quality wrote: »
    Why dont you head off to hedonism in Jamaica for a week, Its a free for all over there isnt it?

    Never heard of it...?


  • #51
    Rob_l
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,905 ✭✭✭Rob_l


    Quality wrote: »
    Why dont you head off to hedonism in Jamaica for a week, Its a free for all over there isnt it?

    is it? tell me more! edit: and how do you know? former participant

    wiki says
    Hedonism II and Hedonism III are vacation resorts in Jamaica, operated by the company Superclubs. Hedonism II was opened in 1976 under the name "Negril Beach Village" and took on its current name in 1982 in Negril. Hedonism III followed in 1999 in Runaway Bay; there is no Hedonism I. Both resorts have areas reserved for naturism/nudism. They are well-known for the liberal sexual, drug, and alcohol attitudes of the guests. No children are allowed
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedonism_Resorts


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