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gf wants a ffm threesome (with me haha)

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  • #32
    Cathmandooo
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    She was hot but she called him daddy and made him feel old!

    I'd go for that line though OP, go into a hotel and pick a hot young one :D


  • #33
    IamBeowulf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 432 ✭✭IamBeowulf


    I get her to call me teacher and pretend she's 16:)

    Em I wish it was simple as walk in, chat up and bring back a random hot chick in a hotel. Ive been in a few (hotels, calm down!) and they aren't exactly brimming with babes:)


  • #34
    amazingemmet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,057 ✭✭✭amazingemmet


    IamBeowulf wrote: »
    Nasty

    Anyone ever arranged a ffm? (I keep calling it that cos a fmm just does not interest me:))

    Emmets guide to ffm 3somes:

    1: High class escort service, easiest to do but can be expensive

    2: Get her to get a friend involved, most of the time the friend will end up chickening out

    3: Go to a lesbian bar, as soon as they see you and your gf there the girls will know what you're after, send your gf out dancing you sit somewhere and try to not look too conspicuos (sp?). If she gets dancing with some one she likes get her to bring her over to meet you. Arrange from there

    hope that helps


  • #35
    Cathmandooo
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    yeah do the lesbian bar thing, get your bird to reel in someone, obviously if she's a lesbian!! But even without going to a lesbian bar go to a normal place and get your girl to flirt with other girls and see what happens, girls always dance with other girls on the dancefloor, ye never know what it could turn into, ding ding ding


  • #36
    hottstuff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 596 ✭✭✭hottstuff


    Tell her the only threesome's you do is fff

    +m of course:)


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  • #37
    LoanShark
    Registered Users Posts: 949 ✭✭✭LoanShark


    Dont give him anymore Ideas..... He'll only be back on here next week Bragging about it!!! The Lucky Sod...


  • #38
    Lux23
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    Cathooo wrote: »
    yeah do the lesbian bar thing, get your bird to reel in someone, obviously if she's a lesbian!! But even without going to a lesbian bar go to a normal place and get your girl to flirt with other girls and see what happens, girls always dance with other girls on the dancefloor, ye never know what it could turn into, ding ding ding

    That won't work at all because lesbians generally don't **** men plus they do frown upon straight couples looking for threesomes in gay bars. Ive seen couples get kicked out. If hes hot it may work in straight bar.


  • #39
    Quality
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    Ok So obviously youve talked about this, What would your ultimate threesome fantasy girl look like???


  • #40
    Rob_l
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    Bring your gf to a bar/club see what women she seems interested in then let her do most of the chatting or alternately you and her start asking women which women they think in clubs are attractive bla bla.

    Or begin talking to some female sin bars/clubs get your lady friend to offer her a massage depending on how this goes you will now how this might be possible


  • #41
    IamBeowulf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 432 ✭✭IamBeowulf


    She's not picky really...it'd probably depend on how sooth things go between them.


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  • #42
    Lands Leaving
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,145 ✭✭✭Lands Leaving


    IamBeowulf wrote: »
    I get her to call me teacher and pretend she's 16:)

    So put on a teacher-type outfit and pick up some young wan for after school shenanigans!


  • #43
    IamBeowulf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 432 ✭✭IamBeowulf


    Lands Leaving wrote: »
    So put on a teacher-type outfit and pick up some young wan for after school shenanigans!

    Um I THINK what youre suggesting sounds illegal, but thank you anyway


  • #44
    Rob_l
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    IamBeowulf wrote: »
    She's not picky really...it'd probably depend on how sooth things go between them.

    It would be better if she takes the lead in any suggestions of threesome to random women in clubs coming from a male it will sound very sleazy but from a women may appeal to fantasies and womens natural bi-sexual tendencies


  • #45
    hottstuff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 596 ✭✭✭hottstuff


    How bout the one in the middle.

    She can teach you two a lot about pleasure and she will wash the dishes and knit you a pull over afterwards?

    :)


  • #46
    Quality
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    hottstuff wrote: »
    How bout the one in the middle.

    She can teach you two a lot about pleasure and she will wash the dishes and knit you a pull over afterwards?

    :)


    Have a defibilator at the side of the bed just in case though!!


  • #47
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 15,814 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    hottstuff wrote: »
    How bout the one in the middle.

    She can teach you two a lot about pleasure and she will wash the dishes and knit you a pull over afterwards?

    :)

    I just threw up a little in my mouth.


  • #48
    Quality
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    Why dont you head off to hedonism in Jamaica for a week, Its a free for all over there isnt it?


  • #49
    hottstuff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 596 ✭✭✭hottstuff


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I just threw up a little in my mouth.

    lol , dirtyyyy!!!


  • #50
    IamBeowulf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 432 ✭✭IamBeowulf


    Quality wrote: »
    Why dont you head off to hedonism in Jamaica for a week, Its a free for all over there isnt it?

    Never heard of it...?


  • #51
    Rob_l
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    Quality wrote: »
    Why dont you head off to hedonism in Jamaica for a week, Its a free for all over there isnt it?

    is it? tell me more! edit: and how do you know? former participant

    wiki says
    Hedonism II and Hedonism III are vacation resorts in Jamaica, operated by the company Superclubs. Hedonism II was opened in 1976 under the name "Negril Beach Village" and took on its current name in 1982 in Negril. Hedonism III followed in 1999 in Runaway Bay; there is no Hedonism I. Both resorts have areas reserved for naturism/nudism. They are well-known for the liberal sexual, drug, and alcohol attitudes of the guests. No children are allowed
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedonism_Resorts


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  • #52
    Lands Leaving
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,145 ✭✭✭Lands Leaving


    IamBeowulf wrote: »
    Um I THINK what youre suggesting sounds illegal, but thank you anyway

    Happy to help. Maybe one of those school disco things would ensure over 18ness. I mean why not throw in your fetish with the threesome to make it better!


  • #53
    Quality
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    http://www.sdc.com/swingers_IRL/An-Inse-swingers-MEATH-IRL.html

    HOly Moly

    I know someone on this page!!


  • #54
    Lands Leaving
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,145 ✭✭✭Lands Leaving


    Quality wrote: »
    Why dont you head off to hedonism in Jamaica for a week, Its a free for all over there isnt it?

    I also have had my interest piqued.

    Will there be bobsledding for example?


  • #55
    hottstuff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 596 ✭✭✭hottstuff


    Quality wrote: »
    http://www.sdc.com/swingers_IRL/An-Inse-swingers-MEATH-IRL.html

    HOly Moly

    I know someone on this page!!

    Yore Ma?
    sorry couldn't resist.


  • #56
    Quality
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    Yore Sister!!


  • #57
    IamBeowulf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 432 ✭✭IamBeowulf


    C'mon guys and gals :)


  • #58
    Lands Leaving
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,145 ✭✭✭Lands Leaving


    IamBeowulf wrote: »
    C'mon guys and gals :)

    You're just waiting for a boards lady (or wimmin i believe is the preferred term) to take you up on the offer aren't you!


  • #59
    hottstuff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 596 ✭✭✭hottstuff


    Quality wrote: »
    Yore Sister!!

    Thats fine by me.:D;)


  • #60
    muboop1
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    IamBeowulf wrote: »
    How do I arrange that?!

    She wouldn't mind if its one of my female friends. How do I broach that one? Surely I can't just ask if theyre interested? Any recommendations on picking up a gal for a threesome?

    Not that it matters but we're in our mid-twenties, so I don't even think advetising in those dating thingys would help...

    all thsi post makes me think of is friends...


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  • #61
    LoanShark
    Registered Users Posts: 949 ✭✭✭LoanShark


    hottstuff wrote: »
    How bout the one in the middle.

    She can teach you two a lot about pleasure and she will wash the dishes and knit you a pull over afterwards?

    :)

    Oh Sweet Jebus!!!:eek:


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