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Little Girl

BRIAN1956 · 2007-12-11 23:26:17

Policeman on his horse says to a little girl on her bike, 'Did Santa get you that?' 'Yes' replies the little girl. 'Well tell Santa to put a reflector light on it next year' and fines her £5. The little girl looked up at the Policeman and said, 'Nice horse you've got there, did Santa bring you that?' The Policeman chuckles…

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12-12-2007 12:26am

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BRIAN1956

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Policeman on his horse says to a little girl on her bike, 'Did Santa get you that?' 'Yes' replies the little girl.

'Well tell Santa to put a reflector light on it next year' and fines her £5.

The little girl looked up at the Policeman and said, 'Nice horse you've got there, did Santa bring you that?' The Policeman chuckles and replies, 'He sure did!'

'Well...' said the little girl, '...next year, tell Santa the fckin dick goes under the horse and not on top of it!'

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